God fucking damn it. FUCK!! It's not fucking fair, /b/!!! Do you know how long I've spent here, trying to push the "Tootie is a stalker and will never get Timmy" meme? DO YOU? I've ruined countless FOP threads, started thread-derailing shipping arguments any time I saw a Tootiefag in an OTP/first waifu/best girl thread, drove many artists and fans to leave the community. I've lost so many good fellow anti-Tootie posters over the years... Solaris Knight (deported by ICE), HeartlessSlayer (deported by ICE), commandercharon (deported by ICE), and niko (beheaded by the cartels), yet I stood resolute. I spread whatever rumors I could, that the live action movies weren't canon or that Hartman didn't like Tootie or that she was Asian. I wrote letters to Butch Hartman about why Trixie or Vicky should be endgame. For a while I even thought I was winning, Tootie hadn't appeared on the show in years. Then somehow. Someway. SHE STILL. FUCKING. WON. FFFUUUCCCKKK!!! I can't fucking believe it! All my years of crying and whining, for what? I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY!!! We haven't lost this badly since Hildawg lost the election! What do I do now!?
I suppose it's too late to become a Tootiebro... so there is only one other option. Fairwell. And goodbye forevur.