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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 07:56:27 2018 No.99117731 View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:37:10 No.99118149 Report

Quoted By: >>99118161 >>99118275 >>99120049 >>99122302

>>99117731
Is the point that batman is trying to get superman to listen in real close then whistles? I guess that works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:38:43 No.99118161 Report

Quoted By: >>99118166 >>99118275

>>99118149
Yes, that is the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:39:28 No.99118166 Report

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>>99118161
I can see that working momentarily. I'm pretty sure I have done something similar as a kid.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:40:12 No.99118170 Report

Quoted By: >>99118327

>>99117731
It's so bad to see King butchering characters I love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:41:30 No.99118180 Report

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>>99117731
Bruce --
Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat- -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat-Batcat-Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat-Batcat-Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat -Batcat-Batcat

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:42:56 No.99118193 Report

Quoted By: >>99118211 >>99118661 >>99119068 >>99120414 >>99145771

>>99117731
King's run has sucked since the beginning, but that is actually clever.

>Get Superman, who can hear people on the other side of the world, to hone his hearing entirely on you
>Made an extremely loud piercing noise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:43:59 No.99118200 Report

Quoted By: >>99118274 >>99121160 >>99123012

>>99117731
Cat-sue and Bat-sue.
Three Flashes one-shotted in one page.
Of course Catwoman just oneshotted three Flashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:45:00 No.99118211 Report

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>>99118193
Tune in for out next issue, in which where Catwoman gauges Supermans eyes and overpowers Wonder Woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:46:06 No.99118222 Report

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>>99117731
No words can describe Tom King's utter failure. Time for DC to cut their losses and move this clown to a monthly Catwoman book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:48:43 No.99118234 Report

Quoted By: >>99118413 >>99118479 >>99118559 >>99119308 >>99120001 >>99120181 >>99128570

>batman can defeat superman by whistling

Why does DC hate Superman so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:51:33 No.99118256 Report

Quoted By: >>99119080 >>99130465

>>99117731
And then the very next page is Batman explaining that the only reason that worked at all is because Ivy doesn't know how to control Superman's powers and that if was normal Supes it would never have worked

Still dumb though

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:54:44 No.99118274 Report

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>>99118200

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:55:11 No.99118275 Report

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>>99118149
>>99118161
Also it’s Ivy in control and she doesn’t know how to use Superman properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:56:10 No.99118281 Report

Quoted By: >>99118359 >>99118741 >>99120319 >>99145822

It's Ivy in control. She doesn't know how to use these characters properly.

Get a grip and fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:56:21 No.99118282 Report

Quoted By: >>99118356

>>99118274
what a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:03:05 No.99118327 Report

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>>99118170
>It's so bad to see King butchering characters I love.
I hate King's autistic Bats as much as the next anon, but that page is all on Janin's shit tier "art."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:07:20 No.99118356 Report

Quoted By: >>99118410

>>99118282

I mean look, there's a plausible explanation for it given so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:07:32 No.99118359 Report

Quoted By: >>99118504

>>99118281
>It's Ivy in control
Of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE with, apparently, 3 exceptions.

>She doesn't know how to use these characters properly.
Right. Somehow she managed to get three speedsers to the same location at the same time from three different directions w/o having them run into any obstacles ... but dodging an unpowered woman's appendages is beyond her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:10:32 No.99118387 Report

Quoted By: >>99118411 >>99118419

If Ivy can’t control Superman’s senses, wouldn’t everything be drowned out by clocks ticking and crickets chirping?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:13:04 No.99118396 Report

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>>99117731
Was this to show that if superman listening so closly can work against him? If so, its a cool idea but it doesnt work if super man already deals with this shit already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:13:29 No.99118398 Report

Quoted By: >>99118427 >>99118433

>>99117731
This isn't how Superman's body works. He has Superhearing but that doesn't make him susceptible to loud noises because his eardrums are as invulnerable as the rest of his body

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:13:46 No.99118399 Report

Quoted By: >>99119354

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Tom King, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:15:03 No.99118410 Report

Quoted By: >>99119076 >>99120969

>>99118356
They're coming in with speed lines and lightning so the implication is that they're still going and immense speeds. King just wanted Catwoman to look badass. It's had the opposite effect for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:15:06 No.99118411 Report

Quoted By: >>99118469

>>99118387
Its superman, in this situation its like someone whispering quietly and you get close enough they scream in your ear as a prank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:15:24 No.99118413 Report

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>>99118234
I don't know but all the time I wish they lost the IP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:16:06 No.99118419 Report

Quoted By: >>99118434 >>99119080

>>99118387
Don't think about it to much. King didn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:17:05 No.99118427 Report

Quoted By: >>99118438

>>99118398
He is invulnerable by normal human means, but he still can take damage or shit can still overwhelm him. They changed his invulernability to where it can be drained and needs to sun bathe tp get it back again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:18:08 No.99118433 Report

Quoted By: >>99119106

>>99118398
>Invulnerable eardrums.
But then he'd be deaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:18:20 No.99118434 Report

Quoted By: >>99119080

>>99118419
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:18:44 No.99118438 Report

Quoted By: >>99118469

>>99118427
Yeah shit like Doomsday not the Batwhistle. This would be a much different story if it was Black Canary whistling but from Batman it's nonsensical trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:21:26 No.99118453 Report

Quoted By: >>99118487 >>99118508 >>99118551 >>99118603 >>99119478 >>99122043 >>99122363

>>99117731
>Batman get's a full punch to the face from Superman
>Isn't dead

I don't care if Ivy is controlling his body. It's still Superman's body and even at 1% of his power a punch would evaporate the skull of a human. How are any of you OK with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:23:29 No.99118469 Report

Quoted By: >>99118499 >>99119106

>>99118438
I underatand what you are saying but consider this>>99118411
This isnt the first time superman is caught off gaurd, I mean this isnt a lazer that pieced his chest because he dropped his gaurd, his gaurd was so high up in intensifying his hearing by narrowing in on bats and cats that the whistle was the feather thayt broke the camels back.
I dont think his ears are damaged but it was a shock to the system that it stunned him momentarily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:24:16 No.99118479 Report

Quoted By: >>99119114

>>99118234
>batman can defeat a superman controlled by Ivy, who doesn't fully know how to utilize his abilities to their fullest extension, by whistling
fixed that for you

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:25:01 No.99118487 Report

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>>99118453
and people still don't consider bruce to be a superhuman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:25:27 No.99118490 Report

Quoted By: >>99118529

>>99118274
Flash fans are stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:26:49 No.99118499 Report

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>>99118469
>This isnt the first time superman is caught off gaurd
Whoops never mind what i said there, just that supes focus was to lazer focus that he was caught off gaurd by the whistle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:27:46 No.99118504 Report

Quoted By: >>99119106 >>99145837

>>99118359
>Of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE with, apparently, 3 exceptions
first off, we never really say how long it took for the other people to turn, they might have struggled for a bit before being taken over. Secondly, Bruce injected himself and Selina with a cure of sorts, making them immune to her enticement, something she counteracts afterwards.

This is literary shown in the issue before this. If you want to shitpost about comics and badmouth Tom King, then go right ahead, there's plenty of things to complain about for sure - but atleast get your facts straight!

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:28:49 No.99118508 Report

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>>99118453
he did die tho, Ivy even says it in the issue.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:29:39 No.99118519 Report

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Tom King is awful. What complete garbage.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:30:12 No.99118524 Report

Quoted By: >>99118548

I can't believe people are justifying this shit. If Ivy can control anyone and utilize their speed, flight and strength without launching them into space or into stationary object, etc -- if Superman can fly in war zones and rescue people and pluck out their heart beat among tanks, machines guns, explosives, than what the fuck are you people defending?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:31:02 No.99118529 Report

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>>99118490
Flash controls speed right? Does that count for inertia? Plus flash is a human with superspeed, he can flash meditate but as a human flaw he doesnt do it in everyfight he is in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:32:41 No.99118538 Report

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>>99117731
The worst thing about this is that Swamp Thing hasn't come in and just slapped Ivy's shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:33:07 No.99118543 Report

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>"I want you to know..... Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis"
>"UNNNGGG"

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:33:41 No.99118548 Report

Quoted By: >>99118569 >>99118572 >>99118590

>>99118524
Part of it is because that someone else is in control of superman?
A zombied supes is going on basic instincts so there is a lack of control going on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:34:06 No.99118551 Report

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>>99118453
I doubt Tom King cares since his head is firmly planted in his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:35:26 No.99118559 Report

Quoted By: >>99118576

>>99118234
Don't worry, Bendis is coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:37:08 No.99118569 Report

Quoted By: >>99118675 >>99122043

>>99118548
>A zombied supes is going on basic instincts so there is a lack of control going on here.

So why asn't Batman's head send spinning around the world 1000 times from the punch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:37:29 No.99118572 Report

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>>99118548
Someone else being in control doesn't mean that person wouldn't know to listen to something else or not so closely if something is suddenly too loud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:38:10 No.99118576 Report

Quoted By: >>99148278

>>99118559
I can't wait for Bendis at this point. He can't write Him any worse than King has any time he turns up in Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:39:54 No.99118590 Report

Quoted By: >>99118607 >>99119967

>>99118548
This doesn't address my point. If Superman is capable to withstanding defeating sound while using super hearing a loud whistle from a guy shouldn't be able to do shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:43:31 No.99118603 Report

Quoted By: >>99118612 >>99122043

>>99118453
His head should have been flying to Africa. This reminds me of when Joker was mind controlling Wondie during Synder's run and she slams Bruce's head in concrete to no effect.

Does this mean Batman villains will replace Superman villains as JL threats? Because Joker put them all in hospital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:44:11 No.99118607 Report

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>>99118590
But don't you see anon, Superman wasn't in control so that makes it totally OK. His superhearing doesn't cause him crippling pain when he's on a planet when it explodes because he's in control. It makes perfect sense, King isn't a hack!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:45:44 No.99118612 Report

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>>99118603
DC are doing a great job of making me hate Batman. It's good to see Sales are on the decline. King will be the death of Batman just like Slott with Spider-Man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:54:51 No.99118661 Report

Quoted By: >>99119050 >>99120502 >>99128570

>>99118193
The idea falls apart when you consider how many missiles explode much louder in his face without him flinching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:57:40 No.99118675 Report

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>>99118569
I dunno i can makr up a reason, but it wont satisfy you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 10:09:41 No.99118734 Report

Quoted By: >>99118738 >>99119114

>>99117731
Batman says on the next page "Clark knows when to listen and when not to listen", i.e. Superman isn't horrifically debilitated by missiles going off in his face or whatever because he's focusing his super-hearing entirely on them, because that would be a really retarded thing to do. Also, the whole "Ivy in control" thing.

I think this is trash, personally, but King at least *tries* to justify it, which is more than he's being given credit for here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 10:10:43 No.99118738 Report

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>>99118734
*because he's NOT focusing, even

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 10:11:42 No.99118741 Report

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>>99118281
>She doesn't know how to use these characters properly.
Neither does Tom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:08:54 No.99119050 Report

Quoted By: >>99120028

>>99118661
You got a point, if batman activated a high frequency whistle in his cowl it would make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:12:38 No.99119068 Report

Quoted By: >>99121313 >>99121349 >>99123863 >>99126254

>>99117731
>>99118193

The problem with this run is the power creep of having Ivy, whose essentially a radioactive enhanced villain akin to Spider-Man or the Hulk, now suddenly having global/universal powers; e.g. she can control anyone who eats plants - all beings eat plants, ergo she controls everyone.

Why doesn't she just control Bruce and Selina? They're eating meat? Cow that ate grass? Veal from lambs that graze? Eggs hatched from chickens that are fed grains? I mean, where would it end?

Does this mean in a future arc, King will have Zatanna able to control the universe by saying "enoyreve lortnoc I" and making it so? And all because she secretly wants to marry Bruce and thinks Selina is a bad match for him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:14:09 No.99119076 Report

Quoted By: >>99120326 >>99121252

>>99118410
Is this like that time Deathstroke defeated the Justice League in like 5 panels, including beating The Flash by holding out his katana and letting the idiot impale himself on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:15:02 No.99119080 Report

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>>99118256
>Still dumb though

King

>>99118419
>>99118434
yup

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:18:33 No.99119106 Report

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>>99118433

You really misunderstand invulnerable, dude

>>99118469
You're just fapping to batwank there, son.

>>99118504
>What is batwank?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:20:27 No.99119114 Report

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>>99118734
>but King at least stupidly *tries* to nonsensically justify it

fixed

Above is how you do it son: >>99118479; you can't fix what is so irrevocably broken by just fapping to batwankary

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:43:52 No.99119241 Report

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>>99117731
Do kryptonians not have a tensor tympani?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:55:52 No.99119308 Report

Quoted By: >>99119882

>>99118234
Because Superman is a shitty character

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 12:03:14 No.99119354 Report

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>>99118399
I miss this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 12:20:10 No.99119478 Report

Quoted By: >>99119639 >>99120095 >>99120135 >>99123863

>>99118453
I don't care how strong your control of a persons conscious mind may be, you can't control their sub-conscious mind, the same way you can't control muscle memory. Batman is Supermans best friend, and Superman would never kill him. Supes held back, even while mind controlled.
Anyone who can't understand that is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 12:44:26 No.99119639 Report

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>>99119478
>, you can't control their sub-conscious mind,
Isnt that how minnd control works? you put someone in a stasis of sleep and take over the subconscious, thats why they look like they are in a daze all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 12:46:31 No.99119656 Report

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>>99117731
But no you see it's MARVEL who has the terrible comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:18:06 No.99119882 Report

Quoted By: >>99119917

>>99119308
a shitty character >> Batman >>Catwoman > Batcat Cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:20:27 No.99119912 Report

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>>99118274
>Batman fans are incredibly smart

They wouldn't be reading this schlock if that were true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:20:39 No.99119917 Report

Quoted By: >>99119962 >>99119974

>>99119882
but still a shitty character

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:22:04 No.99119929 Report

Quoted By: >>99120372

You memers are wilfully misreading the issue. But you know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:22:18 No.99119932 Report

Quoted By: >>99119962

I love seeing all the butthurt King's Batman is causing amongst you people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:26:44 No.99119962 Report

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>>99119917
>>99119932
Kingfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:27:03 No.99119967 Report

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>>99118590
Superman has been shown using his Super Hearing while breaking the sound barrier.

That whistle shit is bullcrap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:27:48 No.99119974 Report

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>>99119917
>but still a shitty character
Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ?
Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:30:37 No.99120001 Report

Quoted By: >>99120018 >>99120023 >>99120390 >>99120427

>>99118234
Honestly, Superman losing battles always make me smile, because I know that some autists will cry over this.

Because on their patethic minds Superman neds to be "the stonger that there is, because alien biology with sunlight making a person stronger than universal concepts and methafisical gods and other beings make total sense".

Superman is my favorite Big 2 character by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:32:17 No.99120018 Report

Quoted By: >>99120046

>>99120001
Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ?
Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? BatcatBatcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ?
Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat ? Batcat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:33:20 No.99120023 Report

Quoted By: >>99120046

>>99120001
But Catwoman is a shitty character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:33:43 No.99120028 Report

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>>99119050
That still wouldn't make sense because he still has to hear a shitloax of sounds a extremely high frequency. Man king needs to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:34:11 No.99120033 Report

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>>99117731

I hate seeing people of vastly different power tiers going against each other, it encourages shit writing like this that tries to come off as clever when all it does is raise more questions and create more inconsistencies.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:34:43 No.99120038 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:35:33 No.99120046 Report

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>>99120018
What even is this meme?

>>99120023
Its true, but it wasnt even her that did that, so I dont see why the comment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:35:43 No.99120047 Report

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>>99120038
Bat-sue and Cat-sue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:35:58 No.99120049 Report

Quoted By: >>99120161 >>99128570 >>99152738

>>99118149
>Can hear a pin drop on China from the Moon
>Needs to listen in real close to hear people whispering a couple of feet away
I want King to leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:38:14 No.99120069 Report

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>>99120038
King lost me the moment Selina took out 3 Flash's what included the real Wally, doesn't matter if Ivy wasn't using them at full power there's still no fucking way Selina could take them out that quickly or even take them out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:41:13 No.99120095 Report

Quoted By: >>99120135 >>99120147 >>99123863 >>99140589

>>99119478
>anyone who doesn’t agree with my head-canon is retarded.

For the record, Superman supposedly DID kill Batman, and if Ivy didn’t take Bruce to get healed by Harley he’d still be dead -killed by Superman. Yes, I know that’s retarded, but that’s what was in the book.

So the question of why Bruce’s head wasn’t punched clean off is a legitimate query. This whole “Superman is subconsciously holding back” is your head-canon, it’s not in the book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:45:35 No.99120129 Report

Quoted By: >>99120422

>>99120038
I don't know why people are surprised by shit like this. The very first arc of King's Batman had his OC soloing the entire Justice League, he very explicitly doesn't give a fuck about keeping consistent power levels. Or base logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:46:46 No.99120135 Report

Quoted By: >>99122043 >>99123863

>>99119478
>>99120095

Not him, but I agree, it's the only way i can rationalize why Bruce's head isn't splattered all over Selina and the side of the building. Ivy 'lacking control' of him would just make it even worse.

I have to admit, it's doubly painful for me as a Clark fan too, because fucking Poison Ivy is controlling him and made him clock his best pal. Superman has been mind controlled before, plenty, fair enough, but it just feels wrong for her to be able to do it to quite this degree.

I actually though Bruce's plan was to make Clark free himself by being given an order he could never follow through with (killing/hitting Bruce with lethal force) and snapping him out of it. But no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:47:52 No.99120147 Report

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>>99120095
Tom King is still shit.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:48:02 No.99120151 Report

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Why don't they just arrest Ivy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:49:16 No.99120161 Report

Quoted By: >>99120180 >>99120400 >>99120470

>>99120049
>Superman can hear sounds that can't physically travel to his ears.
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:51:16 No.99120180 Report

Quoted By: >>99120439

>>99120161
Yes, he can also breath in space. Have you never read a fucking comic?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:51:19 No.99120181 Report

Quoted By: >>99120196 >>99120200 >>99120274 >>99128338 >>99128460

>>99117731
>>99118234
This is why we need a Justice League GO! that shits on Batman the same way TTG shits on Robin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:52:49 No.99120196 Report

Quoted By: >>99120218

>>99120181
Have you seem TTGO Batman? He is likely the troll of the league. Probably likes to bully Aquaman or MMH

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:53:14 No.99120198 Report

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I hate King but his GL one shot was great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:53:23 No.99120200 Report

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>>99120181
glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 13:56:17 No.99120218 Report

Quoted By: >>99120339

>>99120196
>Have you seem TTGO Batman?
Yes. Raven and Trigon turned him into a turkey and ate him. That is what batman deserves https://youtu.be/AksT4uJeoXk?t=259

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:02:52 No.99120274 Report

Quoted By: >>99120328 >>99120398 >>99122621

>>99120181
>Justice League GO
Christ. Can you imagine what that couple of casuals would do?
>a bunch of silver age references everywhere
>Clark Kent's glasses disguise joke up the ass
>Man of Steel jokes
>power level faggotry
>Batman Vs Superman shit
>Batman is perfect and cannot be hurt BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN Ecks Dee
>Wonder Woman fighting the sexualizations done by men, strong woman who needs no man etc etc
>GL movie jokes, otherwise John replacing Hal because JL cartoon
>Flash is the only likeable character
>Martian Manhunter and Hawk Girl never showing up at all
>Aquaman is useless meme taken seriously
>enough Batwank to rival the original Justice League cartoon
>casuals won't give a shit
>/co/ won't give a shit either, too busy fapping to WW
I do wonder what the comedy would be like since they wouldn't be able to pull the same old toilet humor with older characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:08:40 No.99120319 Report

Quoted By: >>99121008 >>99121236

>>99118281
Judging by the faggots tweet above I'm guessing it's been the shills (some of which are his editors) that have been trying to say "it's obvious". Ivy being in control doesn't matter. They heal naturally and she'd still be mayweather levels of speed and could shirk off Cat's strikes.

Also, tell me, would kin have had catwoman one shot Ivy? I mean, she one shotted bane so maybe he just thinks catwoman has super powers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:09:42 No.99120326 Report

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>>99119076
It's worse because deathstroke would annihilate catwoman. Plus that was bullshit too and is always called bullshit. So it doesn't excuse this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:09:45 No.99120328 Report

Quoted By: >>99120474

>>99120274
>shitting on shows you know nothing about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:10:29 No.99120339 Report

Quoted By: >>99120371

>>99120218
That was the only time that he got a karmic punishment. All other episodes show that people respect the guy, when they went to the Justice League everyone wanted to dress like Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:13:46 No.99120371 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120339
>karmic punishment
>punishment
But he did nothing wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:14:03 No.99120372 Report

Quoted By:

>>99119929
You shills need to just do your jobs. I know king has sway over his editors because he can kick them to the curb but you can't just let him write stupid things. I know your other books (entire line) are failing but wouldn't you want to be known for editing a good book rather than trash?

Just tell him his ideas are fucking dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:15:27 No.99120390 Report

Quoted By: >>99120482

>>99120001
Superman isn't your favorite character if you don't understand he's one punch man.

You don't beat him, you defeat him. Otherwise lex would have defeated him decades ago.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:15:59 No.99120398 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120274
>Batman Vs Superman shit

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:16:29 No.99120400 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120161
It’s canon that he can do that. He’s able to smell a person baking brownies in North Dakota while inside a space station too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:17:44 No.99120414 Report

Quoted By: >>99120441 >>99120502

>>99118193
>man with dogwhistle can kill Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:18:42 No.99120422 Report

Quoted By: >>99120436

>>99120129
But that made sense.

Look anyone who doesn't like his first tree arcs is directly the reason for this shit we get now. His editor is off the book now he has sycophants around him.

Gotham btfo-ing the JL was clearly explained. He could sacrifice life for momentary power ups. They had no ceiling him or his sister.

Everything since the proposal (when he kicked his actual editor off) has been complete ass juice. And it's he has nobody telling him "no".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:19:07 No.99120427 Report

Quoted By: >>99120482

>>99120001
It's funny because his fans always go apeshit "oh you just don't understand the character if you think he's overpowered or if you think that's all there is to him" and then throw bitch fits when he isn't shown to be invulnerable and unbeatable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:20:09 No.99120436 Report

Quoted By: >>99120467

>>99120422
I am Suicide and I Am Bane were just as bad though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:20:24 No.99120439 Report

Quoted By: >>99120454

>>99120180
Apparently you haven't. Just two weeks ago he was shown to need a breathing apparatus.

But we know, you cunts don't know a thing about comics. Even current ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:20:38 No.99120441 Report

Quoted By: >>99120908 >>99122615 >>99144861

>>99120414
>Lex keeps making robots made out of kryptonite powered by the souls of dead babies to kill Superman
>some random asshole with a dog whistle takes Superman out

Would Lex congratulate or shoot the man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:22:11 No.99120454 Report

Quoted By: >>99120483 >>99120565

>>99120439
Could just as easily be used to talk, since you need air. DC have done that before with Hal's GreenTooth™ system to talk to Supergirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:23:29 No.99120467 Report

Quoted By: >>99120579

>>99120436
I am suicide was clunky but had it ended better it wouldn't have fit with the rest. And while I also HATE show IAB ended that arc as a whole was actually the best of Kings run. If you disagree I know your taste is trash because the only others ones are drawn by janin or rely way to heavily on batcat. The IAM was the only time his Batman was readable.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:24:04 No.99120470 Report

Quoted By: >>99120515 >>99120565 >>99153499

>>99120161
>Superman can hear sounds that can't physically travel to his ears.
Here he is playing catch with Kara and talking to her, while she's on the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:24:24 No.99120474 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120328
Fuck off nigger. I gave that show a shot, the jokes were not funny at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:25:37 No.99120482 Report

Quoted By: >>99120507

>>99120390
>Superman isn't your favorite character if you don't understand he's one punch man.
He isnt.

>You don't beat him, you defeat him.
But many characters have beat him across his history.

>Otherwise lex would have defeated him decades ago.
Losing a battle is not the same of "The villain wins the story", and Superman is more than a flying punch.

>>99120427
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:25:48 No.99120483 Report

Quoted By: >>99120515

>>99120454
>he can breath in space, le read comics
>no he can't, clearly you don't read comics
>I don't read comics but I'll tell you what I think it could be

It was very clearly a breathing apparatus. The same one he used decades ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:28:04 No.99120502 Report

Quoted By: >>99120526

>>99118661
>>99120414
The whistle trick worked because Ivy is controlling clark. Even bruce says that this wouldn't work on clark, because he knows how to control his powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:28:27 No.99120507 Report

Quoted By: >>99120550

>>99120482
The thing you're doing is trying to differentiate the whistle from a punch. You telling me Superman isn't a flying punch is exactly what I said to you.

You shills have zero backbone. You say whatever you need to say to make Tom look less shit than he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:28:31 No.99120509 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120038
What?

WHAT?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:28:54 No.99120515 Report

Quoted By: >>99120526 >>99120565

>>99120470
Superman fighting the Eradicator, on the moon.

>>99120483
It's almost as if comics are wildly inconsistent and powers/abilities vary wildly by artist and author.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:29:26 No.99120520 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120038
>leave goku to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:30:17 No.99120526 Report

Quoted By: >>99120565

>>99120502
>Tom wrote a line that "this would only work this once" so it isn't an asspull
I hate kingfags

>>99120515
It's alsmoy as if you think that's okay and isn't always bitched about. Everyone shitting their pants doesn't make it okay for you to do. But you just don't want Tom to kick you off the book like the last editor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:33:31 No.99120550 Report

Quoted By: >>99120603 >>99121072

>>99120507
>The thing you're doing is trying to differentiate the whistle from a punch.
What? I dont give a shit for the difference. The dumbest the better.

>You shills have zero backbone. You say whatever you need to say to make Tom look less shit than he is.
But I dont care for Tom King, or this book, it looks stupid.

All that I said is that Superman losing battles brings me a smile, because I know that people will go autistic over this, instead of moving on. It seems that you dont get it, but I dont like Big 2 because of their bad writting, so I dont EXPECT anything else from this...and thus I am not affected by this kind of shit.

I like Superman, but I like Hellboy more, and I am okay with some vilain kicking his shit.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:35:20 No.99120565 Report

Quoted By: >>99120611

>>99120515
Superman talking to make-a-wish kids, on the moon.

>>99120526
>But you just don't want Tom to kick you off the book like the last editor.
I've literally made four posts ITT. I literally do not care about Batman or Tom King.

>>99120515
>>99120470
>>99120454
And now this one.

I just find it funny that you thought that other anon didn't know anything about recent comics because Superman wore some apparatus in a recent arc, when other recent stories in the very same comic show otherwise. You're reading way too much into Superman using apparatus, because like I said, authors and artists show wild inconsistencies with capes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:36:58 No.99120579 Report

Quoted By: >>99120614

>>99120467
Are you trying to imply Finch is any good? Are you trying to twist reality so Janin drew I Am Gotham?
Suicide is just a decompressed shitty keikkaku where everyone's a pawn except CatSue, she humiliates Bane in one kick, doesn't just beat him, she breaks his body and mind... with one kick. This is also the beginning of his autistic dialogue, remember how shit got edited out of the trade? It was that bad.
Bane was just bad, the usual "I have to push them away to protect them" shit, the stupid takeout with the three fake Robins that would make a non casual just roll his eyes, the stupid part of Bane just trashing the other villains each in one page for no real reason other than shallow "this character is THAT badass" shit. Other than the terrible ending its also worth noting that this arc had even worse art, Finch outdid himself.
Someone that defends these shitty arcs should have some self awareness and not call anyone's taste trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:40:35 No.99120603 Report

Quoted By: >>99120628

>>99120550
Either you've switched your stance or entered a conversation late but the point I responded to what that Superman was someone's favorite character.

I would have reported you a few replies back if I knew you were an indie fag talking out of your ass just to be a cunt. Stay out of cape threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:41:38 No.99120611 Report

Quoted By: >>99120620

>>99120565
Superman traveling to an alien planet to rescue SuperLex from some aliens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:42:12 No.99120614 Report

Quoted By: >>99120643

>>99120579
Number one Finch's work on Batman was fucking stellar. You're an asshole if you disagree.

Secondly no, I was quite clear about what janin drew. Finch was the IAM trilogy and the proposal.

Thirdly, I'm not saying it's good. I said it's readable. If you think anything since then is objectively better you're not being objective.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:43:02 No.99120620 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120611
Whoops, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:43:56 No.99120628 Report

Quoted By: >>99120642

>>99120603
>Either you've switched your stance or entered a conversation late
I dont get why you think it.

I like Superman, some of his stories and a lot of themes - if anything he can be interesting DESPITE being from the big 2. At the same I also dont care if some writter makes him be beaten up or makes some random dumb decision - because its big 2, it should be expected. Its like letting a toddler in charge of your taxes and getting surprised that he made a bad job.

Just enjoy the ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:44:12 No.99120630 Report

Quoted By:

I want kings shills to fuck off. "I love the tears" and "look at the butt madd" shit is worse than the MCU movie posters.

Kingfags and MCucks need perma bans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:46:00 No.99120642 Report

Quoted By: >>99120660 >>99120709

>>99120628
>It's the big 2 so I don't care
Well I do and many others do. The point is you're adding nothing to the thread and simply annoying posters.

No this place isn't a safe space. But it isn't some fucking bastion for you to "feed on tears" like some pathetic fat pink haired cunt.

Stop going into cape threads if you're just there to be a smarmy faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:46:00 No.99120643 Report

Quoted By: >>99120662

>>99120614
>Finch's work on Batman was fucking stellar. You're an asshole if you disagree.
The shit taste is strong with this one
>Finch was the IAM trilogy and the proposal.
Janin was on Suicide, numbnuts
>Thirdly, I'm not saying it's good. I said it's readable.
You accused someone of shit taste if they don't agree with your crap opinion. Only readable(not good) arc is I Am Gotham, rest have all been trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:48:27 No.99120660 Report

Quoted By: >>99120667 >>99120673 >>99120709

>>99120642
>Well I do and many others do.
Not really a good thing. It's unhealthy to get so mad about stupid comics written and edited by stupid men. Take the good and ignore the bad, or continue sperging out but don't get mad when people call you a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:48:44 No.99120662 Report

Quoted By: >>99120754

>>99120643
You're so mad at me for not being as critical as you.

Chill dude. We agree. I'd have preferred none of it was released as well. I simply find the IAM shit much better than anything since. And I feel the people who think it's gotten even a modicum better are at fault for us getting worse and worse efforts from King.

We agree. Go talk shit to the bitch who hates the big two but claims to like Superman simply because he makes people wahhh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:49:13 No.99120667 Report

Quoted By: >>99120763

>>99120660
Tom King is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:49:47 No.99120673 Report

Quoted By: >>99120695 >>99120763

>>99120660
When you kill yourself I'll stop taking cape comics so serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:51:38 No.99120695 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120673
Bat-Cat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:53:32 No.99120709 Report

Quoted By: >>99120845

>>99120642

This champs here is not me, even if he raises some valid stuff >>99120660

>Well I do and many others do.
Well, whatever, I am not saying that you cant care - just saying why I dont care.

>The point is you're adding nothing to the thread and simply annoying posters.
I find some people on /co/ obssessed with power levels in Big 2 annoying, so I am just calling attention for how dumb it is, and having a blast with their rage over stupid things.

>Stop going into cape threads if you're just there to be a smarmy faggot.
Only if /co/ stop being so dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:54:06 No.99120716 Report

Quoted By:

What have they done to poor batman?
l. I really hope other writers are deliberately trying to throw wrenches into King's shitty "Wedding Arc", because I don't think any self respecting writer could look at the mess King has made and think that it is in any way shape or form can be called good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:54:28 No.99120720 Report

Quoted By: >>99123202

Thy really should stop Ivy from being able to control Supes unless she's using the Black Mercy. Supes already has some resistance to Kryptonite and has been able to break control from otherfucking ARION.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:55:43 No.99120733 Report

Quoted By:

>>99117731
He shouldn't be screaming in pain but he should be covering his ears in pain and not focusing on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:55:58 No.99120736 Report

Quoted By: >>99121015

All right. I haven't read this, and by all indications, it's a surreal benchmark of declining standards. Beyond the writing, the art looks like it was traced.

But anyway, depending on how this mind control is supposed to work, that whistle may have a reasonable explanation for working. If Ivy can experience the senses of the people she's controlling, super-hearing loud things might be too much for her human-based sensorium. It's not that Superman experiences the world like a human does, and he can focus his attention with "super" hearing, vision, etc. and dull his perception when experiencing explosions and such. Rather, he always experiences the full richness of his superhuman senses, and his range of perception extends beyond that of humans on both ends of the intensity scale. He hears the explosion with all its inconceivable loudness without suffering any damage from it, due to his superhumanly durable constitution. He just normally tunes out most of it subconsciously to go about his business, as we all do on a smaller scale. So when Batman whistles after getting Ivy to focus Superman's super hearing on him, the intensity of the sound overwhelms Ivy's conception of what sound could be, and her reaction is what we're seeing here, not Superman's. He's not bothered at all.

Of course, I don't expect that this was an intentional writing decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:57:17 No.99120754 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120662
>the people who think it's gotten even a modicum better are at fault for us getting worse and worse efforts from King
Gee, nice deduction skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:58:19 No.99120763 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120667
Indeed
>>99120673
See someone about your anger issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 14:59:44 No.99120775 Report

Quoted By: >>99120857

>>99117731
>can take bullets to the face
>ouchies a whistle
Yeah, this is bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:06:54 No.99120845 Report

Quoted By: >>99120850 >>99120873

>>99120709
I don't care abou power levels I care about congruence.since you don't read big 2 books you don't. It's incredibly disingenuous to all it powerlevel faggotry when it's just not consistent.

But since you don't care about big 2 comics you don't care about things aligning. "It's for the story". Which was shit. You're not asking for good stories you're asking for Superman to get shit on so people REE. You're argument and posts HAVE NOT been focused on the story but instead on pissing people off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:07:44 No.99120850 Report

Quoted By: >>99120857 >>99120873

>>99120845
>I don't care abou power levels
lol
suuuuurre

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:08:45 No.99120857 Report

Quoted By: >>99120878 >>99120893 >>99120996

>>99120775
REEEEE YOU JUST CARE ABOUT POWERLEVELS REEE THIS IS GOOD WRITING ITS FOR YHE STORY HOW DARE YOU REEE

We know anon, but the shills like to call people powerlevelfags when they dare say something is inconsistent.

See:
>>99120850

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:09:55 No.99120873 Report

Quoted By: >>99120893

>>99120845
This guys isnt me >>99120850

>You're not asking for good stories you're asking for Superman to get shit on so people REE.

Not exactly asking for it, but I dont care if it happens. Chill, go read something better, Ronin and Concret are pretty good, give a try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:10:27 No.99120878 Report

Quoted By: >>99120975

>>99120857
>GOOD WRITING
It is not, but it does not change the fact that power levelfags such as yourself are dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:10:44 No.99120881 Report

Quoted By: >>99121180

Why would Superman even react to pain? He's mind controlled also GL's shouldn't be able to use their rings when they're mindcotntrolled. Defeats the purpose of willpower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:12:04 No.99120893 Report

Quoted By: >>99120950

>>99120857
Oh, I also forgot

Here again >>99120873

>REEEEE YOU JUST CARE ABOUT POWERLEVELS REEE THIS IS GOOD WRITING ITS FOR YHE STORY HOW DARE YOU REEE

Talking for myself, I dont think that its good. I am not defending the book, just having fun with people getting mad at Superman being fucked over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:13:25 No.99120908 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120441
Shoot, because he's petty like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:14:56 No.99120918 Report

Quoted By:

Writers should stay far from shipping period. Everything King has done has been to the benefit of his shipping preferences. He wants to write Batman romancing Selina that's his right but he has no right to throw other aspects of the mythos or other characters under the bus to satisfy his shipping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:17:45 No.99120950 Report

Quoted By: >>99120982 >>99120999

>>99120893
>I'm shitposting
I know. That's what I've been saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:19:04 No.99120969 Report

Quoted By:

>>99118410
>the implication can mean anything I want to because I'm a shitposter who moves the goals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:19:35 No.99120975 Report

Quoted By: >>99121032

>>99120878
Anon just stop. You're at the point of ignoring what I'm saying. I've told you it's about consistency instead of power levels. People like you know the difference you just get a kick out of me being mad over bad writing.

You defend garbage just for lulz. This isn't /b/ this isn't /pol/ we don't need the constant absolute shit posters here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:20:27 No.99120982 Report

Quoted By: >>99121012

>>99120950
>power levelfag accusing someone of shitposting
That's rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:21:16 No.99120990 Report

Quoted By: >>99142494

>>99117731
how many times have the justice league get controlled by everyone else other than Batman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:21:48 No.99120996 Report

Quoted By: >>99121037

>>99120857
So what's the point of having someone who can take a bullet to the face if he later on can be taken down by large sounds
Don't you think a gunshot would be several times louder than a whistle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:22:09 No.99120999 Report

Quoted By: >>99121037

>>99120950
This is not what shitposting means.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:23:05 No.99121008 Report

Quoted By: >>99121037

>>99120319
>Ivy being in control doesn't matter.
Yes it does. You cannot just deny because it goes against your shitposting narrative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:23:23 No.99121012 Report

Quoted By: >>99121042

>>99120982
But in not a powerlevelfag. I've told you it's about congruence but you're still saying I'm a powerlevelfag. Please stop. You'll read that in a whiny pathetic voice but I'm just asking you to stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:23:54 No.99121015 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120736
Nice fan fic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:25:48 No.99121032 Report

Quoted By: >>99121069

>>99120975
>You're at the point of ignoring what I'm saying.
Youve done thst from the start
>I've told you it's about consistency
That does not exist in cape comics, the sooner you learn to accept that, the better >just get a kick out of me being mad over bad writing.
Kinda, but people like you only call out bad writing when a character is being "out of character" compared to some comics from 20 years ago or when the power levels don't lign up to his comic. There's a lot of bad writing in this run but most of you only talk about the out of character dialogue and power levels, I wonder why
>You defend garbage just for lulz.
I'm not defending it, nobody is. See, now we go back to what you said, you're ignoring what I'm saying just so you can repeat yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:26:19 No.99121037 Report

Quoted By: >>99121105

>>99120996
Anon I agree, reply to the shitposter replying to me. That uppercase was supposed to signify sarcasm. >>99120999
Now he's redefining words. Yes that's shitposting cupcake.

>>99121008
No it doesn't. Flashes heal faster. A oneshot isn't knocking them out. Even if she couldn't control the speed a human punch, even Batmans instead of catwoman, wouldn't KO a flash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:26:53 No.99121042 Report

Quoted By:

>>99121012
>But in not a powerlevelfag
Your actions show otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:29:23 No.99121068 Report

Quoted By:

>Ivy is one of the hottest DC characters
>Has no good stories

Why

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:29:28 No.99121069 Report

Quoted By: >>99121091

>>99121032
Anon consistency SHOULD be there. In many cases it is. You're arguing that it's okay for you to be a cunt to someone not accepting that simply because you think you're superior for thinking Big 2 comics are shit.

You have no stake in this and are literally just rustling jimmies because you feel superior to others based on apathy. That's literally all you've done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:29:53 No.99121072 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120550
>I like Superman, but I like Hellboy more
Ah that explains your personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:32:17 No.99121091 Report

Quoted By: >>99121144

>>99121069
>Anon consistency SHOULD be there
I guess.
But it isn't.
You have 40 years of inconsistency get you still hope, out of the blue, the entire genre will change one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:33:31 No.99121105 Report

Quoted By: >>99121144

>>99121037
>A oneshot isn't knocking them out
Looked knocked out to me.
>a human punch wouldn't KO a flash.
Why? Give me a reason why it can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:33:31 No.99121106 Report

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very single plot point in this run has been for the sole purpose of servicing Catwoman and the marriage. Once you realize that every single decision King has made starts to make perfect sense from that perspective. What annoys me is why no one is calling him on any of this ? This is terrible writing plain and simple. Other writers would have gotten torn over half the things that King manages to get away with, and yet most people still somehow call his Batman "amazing" with a straight face. Is seeing Bruce hook up with Catwoman really all that people want to see in a Batman comic ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:36:23 No.99121129 Report

Quoted By: >>99121174

So I guess instead of Kryptonite Superman's new weakness is distracting him so he forgets that he is physically bulletproof and shooting him in the back of the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:38:12 No.99121144 Report

Quoted By: >>99121274

>>99121091
I noticed you selectively quoted there. We disagree on facts. There is absolutely internal consistency within runs and in between them. This issue is devoid of both.

But again, since you don't like the big two and have no time or mine invested you just handwave all that away with "40 years of inconsistency."

>>99121105
>it did happen so that's how it should happen
Shut up if that's your point.
I did give a reason. They heal incredibly fast. And I said Batman wouldn't knock them out either. You don't know much about flash do you? I dot even necessarily like the faggots to admit a one-shit from catwoman is disgusting levels of jobbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:39:23 No.99121160 Report

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>>99118200
Catwoman beated flash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:40:25 No.99121174 Report

Quoted By: >>99121233

>>99121129
Yo used this type of post paints us all as fools.

The plan was stated and it isn't "Superman" just Ivy with his powers. It's the inconsistency of her being able to fly and control the ability to NOT heat everyone in the world (while controlling the rest of those people she's ignoring).

It's inconsistent with her being able to maneauver the flashes but not when they need to dodge a punch.

It's not that it happened it's how and why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:40:46 No.99121180 Report

Quoted By: >>99121196

>>99120881
>Why would Superman even react to pain?
For all intents and purposes, it’s not Superman. Ivy is the one feeling pain. She doesn’t know how to properly control Superman’s functions.

The Green Lantern bit is legit bad writing though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:42:20 No.99121196 Report

Quoted By: >>99121243

>>99121180
Why would Ivy feel the pain? That has never happened in all the times Ivy mindcontrolled people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:42:33 No.99121201 Report

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>>99117731
I'm more and more convinced that Catwoman should remain as nothing more than a femme fatale thief and occasional booty call for Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:44:03 No.99121224 Report

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So apparently, writing cringy teenager dialogue for Batman, Catwoman,now counts as "good". Jesus Christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:44:41 No.99121233 Report

Quoted By: >>99121904

>>99121174
No, the internal logic is that Superman's physical invulnerability is based on his ability to concentrate. Even if he was mind controlled, his eardrums don't suddenly become weaker based on his subconscious. If it was Ivy with powers then she would break her legs the first time Supes made a high speed landing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:44:48 No.99121236 Report

Quoted By: >>99121293

>>99120319
But catwoman does have superpowers
She can dodge bullets after they had been fired, she can outrun a cheetah, she pulls of acrobatics and gymnastics no normal human could pull off, she can survive explosions without even getting a scratch and she even pulled the rotor out of a FLYING helicopter with her whip

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:45:31 No.99121243 Report

Quoted By: >>99121272

>>99121196
>Why would Ivy feel the pain?
It’s a new form of control like Being John Malkovich. She experiences what Superman experiences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:45:56 No.99121252 Report

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>>99119076
Didn't catwoman solo the justice league at some point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:46:36 No.99121263 Report

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Poor Bruce can't catch a break from terrible writers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:47:10 No.99121272 Report

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>>99121243
I see I see and she somehow controls everyone in the world huh, I guess I can buy that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:47:24 No.99121274 Report

Quoted By: >>99121305 >>99121523 >>99121561

>>99121144
>They heal incredibly fast
A knockout is a knockout. You don't heal fast from being unconscious.
>And I said Batman wouldn't knock them out either.
So give me a reason why they can't be knocked out.
>You don't know much about flash do you?
For the sake of argument, let's say I don't know anything about the flash. Now tell me why the flash can't get knocked out from a punch that connects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:48:44 No.99121293 Report

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>>99121236
Oh and she got blessed by cat god at some point and it was never retconned

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:48:47 No.99121298 Report

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>>99120038
King couldn't help perpetuating the Bat God meme again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:49:31 No.99121303 Report

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>Selina in anything but a /u/ relationship

Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:49:35 No.99121305 Report

Quoted By: >>99121311

>>99121274
Because Flash is strongest there is bitchcake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:50:20 No.99121311 Report

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>>99121305
So that's a non-answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:50:26 No.99121313 Report

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>>99119068
Ends with Aquaman ordering some of those worms that live at the bottom of the ocean and feed on geothermal energy to tentacle rape her.

Special K

Special K Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:53:07 No.99121349 Report

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>>99119068
>Zatanna able to control the universe by saying "enoyreve lortnoc I" and making it so? And all because she secretly wants to marry Bruce and thinks Selina is a bad match for him
This sounds good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 15:57:45 No.99121409 Report

Quoted By: >>99121453 >>99121487 >>99121537 >>99121557

Though it is obvious Batwank, and the writing is generally shitty, the explanation as to why it happened is actually serviceable.

Ivy does not know how to use Superman’s senses. Batman took advantage of that. It’s not outrageous enough to warrant all of this spreging.

If you’re gonna complain about something, it should be Selena OHKOing Barry and the Wallys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:01:11 No.99121453 Report

Quoted By: >>99121556

>>99121409
If Ivy doesn't know how to use Superman's senses and has a normal person's pain threshold, then she should have been dead long before Superman's eardrums decided they weren't physically capable of hearing a loud whistle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:03:38 No.99121487 Report

Quoted By: >>99121640

>>99121409
>Though it is obvious Batwank
>the explanation as to why it happened is actually serviceable.
Which is it then, fuckface?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:06:31 No.99121523 Report

Quoted By: >>99121561 >>99122008

>>99121274
A knockout is caused when the brain rattles in the skull and it shuts down to preserve natural functions (breathing and such).

Flash would not have that happen because his face would obliterate her hand. The speed all three were moving, combine with their resilience to opposing force due to the speed force essentially means her hand would be putty and they'd maybe have felt like they got slapped by a tiny branch while riding their bike down the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:07:19 No.99121537 Report

Quoted By: >>99121701

>>99121409
Selina is portrayed as a fucking God, and Superman has been inside the sun, which sounds like a billion nukes going off at once, while using his Super Hearing.

This is Endgame all over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:08:03 No.99121546 Report

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>>99117731
I could buy this going by the explanation in the book as far as it would cause Supes quite a bit of pain and dissorient him.

But him getting knocked out by it?
That's were it fell apart for me.

And the Flashes was just icing on the cake of silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:08:16 No.99121556 Report

Quoted By: >>99121588

>>99121453
Clark probably would have made the same mistake when he was an amateur and didn’t know how to gauge his senses.

Superman is known to be sensitive to loud noises when he isn’t prepared for the intake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:08:22 No.99121557 Report

Quoted By: >>99121640

>>99121409
>Though it is obvious Batwank
>the explanation as to why it happened is actually serviceable.
Bitch it's either one or the other

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:08:28 No.99121561 Report

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>>99121523
>>99121274
To put it differently would to accept Selina punching a car and leaving a dent while taking NO damage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:10:12 No.99121588 Report

Quoted By: >>99121658

>>99121556
>citation needed

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:10:47 No.99121591 Report

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Get in here and back me up bros, theirs King fags trying to act like it made ANY sense
>>>>>>99118455

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:13:55 No.99121640 Report

Quoted By: >>99121658 >>99121930 >>99124856 >>99152870

>>99121557
>>99121487
King had Batman make Superman look like a bitch. That was Batwank. But he still provided an explanation that, in the end, makes sense.

Superman can be BTFO by sound if it’s a much bigger intake than he was prepared for. Ivy being behind the wheel only made it easier to take advantage of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:14:57 No.99121658 Report

Quoted By: >>99121786

>>99121588
See pic >>99121640

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:16:42 No.99121685 Report

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>>99118487
Arent they referring to Bruce as a meta now in the comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:18:04 No.99121701 Report

Quoted By: >>99121896

>>99121537
This was pretty bad but Goddamn Endgame was even worse desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:25:17 No.99121786 Report

Quoted By: >>99121908

>>99121658
So you're saying the only reason that worked is because Diana pretended like she was going to whisper in Superman's ear in the previous panel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:31:58 No.99121896 Report

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>>99121701
Stop it kingfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:32:30 No.99121904 Report

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>>99121233
I really only disputed that Superman "forgot". I agree with everything else largely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:32:38 No.99121908 Report

Quoted By: >>99121921

>>99121786
I’m saying it worked because by quickly slamming her gauntlets directly into his ears (with her level of strength), Diana forced Clark to take in an extremely loud noise without him getting a chance to gauge his sense of hearing in preparation for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:33:50 No.99121921 Report

Quoted By: >>99122014

>>99121908
Why didn't she just whistle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:34:35 No.99121930 Report

Quoted By: >>99122014

>>99121640
It's one or the other, motherfucker. He either made him look like a bitch or he used something that makes sense and worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:38:52 No.99122008 Report

Quoted By: >>99122054

>>99121523
>Flash would not have that happen because his face would obliterate her hand.
That's not how the flash works. If it was he would kill thousands everytime he uses his powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:39:12 No.99122014 Report

Quoted By: >>99122089 >>99122136

>>99121921
If her and Clark were fighting, much louder noises probably occurred already.

>>99121930
He used something that makes sense to make Superman look like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:40:59 No.99122043 Report

Quoted By: >>99122127

>>99120135
>>99118569
>>99118453
>>99118603
ahahaha what? when you read superhero comics you suspend disbelief for all kinds of stupid reasons
>Batman has a trillion-billion-zillion dollars
>Batman dresses up in a bat costume and punches criminals at night
>Batman has retrofitted an entire cave system under his mansion with various cars, jets, roads, costumes, gadgets, drugs, a supercomputer, a giant coin and a T-Rex
>Batman takes on children as his wards and teaches them to fight dangerous psychopaths
but it's suddenly unbelievable when a mind-controlled Superman punches Batman it doesn't cleave his head off his body. fucking lol. why are you even reading comics if this is an issue to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:41:48 No.99122054 Report

Quoted By: >>99122104 >>99122125 >>99122142 >>99122158

>>99122008
He doesn't run into thousands. If he ran into them without phasing they'd be putty and he'd likely trip and tumble for a mile.

Again, if Selina punched an oncoming car would you accept that? These flashes are going magnitudes faster and are more resilient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:44:30 No.99122089 Report

Quoted By: >>99122206

>>99122014
Why does Superman look like a bitch? Because god forbid someone take him down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:45:37 No.99122104 Report

Quoted By: >>99122180

>>99122054
>He doesn't run into thousands
That's not what i'm talking about. If the flash works like how you think he works he would be destroying entire city blocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:47:01 No.99122125 Report

Quoted By: >>99122180

>>99122054
That's not how the speed force works, dumbass. It protects him from friction, not impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:47:11 No.99122127 Report

Quoted By: >>99122183 >>99122202 >>99123089

>>99122043
>Muh comics are silly
Anon we wouldn't mind if it was consistent. There is NO consistency within even these two issues.

If kings Batman wasn't talked up as being some heady, well-written piece of art nobody would care that it's ridiculous. But it's sold as being a semi-serious look at Batman and the effects of his war on crime.

Morrison was ridiculous so when Zurr en Arrh came out it fit. WOJAR was some serious look at batmans failing and yet it's climax was Batman flying a kite because "lol this is awesome! Thats comics!"

I am bane and I am suicide we're both super heavy on substance (if atrociously written) yet ended with catwoman whipping bane and Batman head butting him. Absurd ends to what we're supposed to be relatively "serious" takes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:47:50 No.99122136 Report

Quoted By: >>99122206

>>99122014
So if Clark had time to see the attack coming or had already heard a comparable sound that day he could have shut his ear canals and the force of one of the strongest beings in the DCU coming down with full force would have been completely ineffective. Actually forget I said anything I'm done arguing with a retard who can't even do deliberate obtuseness correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:48:17 No.99122142 Report

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>>99122054
You’re assumimg speedsters connected to the speedforce abide by the laws of physics.

Also consider Ivy (being in control) slowed down as they approached her so they could deliver accurate punches.

What’s bullshit is Selina being able to react. Assuming all 3 speedsters rushed her at once, she should not have been able to deliver fancy punches and kicks to all 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:49:12 No.99122158 Report

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>>99122054
By your logic the flash could never save anyone. Anyone he tries to save from a burning house or moves out of a speeding car would be torn to shreds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:51:24 No.99122180 Report

Quoted By: >>99122204 >>99122216

>>99122104
>how you think he works
No no tell me anon how do I think he works. Are you referring to friction which I said he's free of due to the SF?

It seems you're trying to make a point by making me look unread. But you aren't actually saying anything. You're just eluding to a point.

Make your point. What am I wrong about?

>>99122125
Anon you're choosing between opposing forces. Friction is a force. The flashes are moving at incredible speeds. For them to have any damage done catwoman would have had to sacrifice her life.

I say again, if she punched an oncoming car with no problem would you accept it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:51:42 No.99122183 Report

Quoted By: >>99122199 >>99122233

>>99122127
>If kings Batman wasn't talked up as being some heady, well-written piece of art
See this is what I think, some whiny fags got talked down once when they asked a stupid question about Tom King and now they shitpost constantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:52:46 No.99122199 Report

Quoted By: >>99122259

>>99122183
So you legitimately think that people praise King for his goofy silver age writing?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:52:53 No.99122202 Report

Quoted By: >>99122257

>>99122127
Why you fucks even bother with this garbage? This is not the first time, not even the 555th time that somethign as retarded as this happened in a Batman book.

Why you dont invest your time on things with ACTUAL concistency?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:52:56 No.99122204 Report

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>>99122180
>What am I wrong about?
How the flash works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:53:07 No.99122206 Report

Quoted By: >>99122229 >>99122249

>>99122136
That’s actually exactly what I’m saying. As stated earlier by another anon, Clark has heard noises arguably louder than WW slamming his ear drum without flinching, ie the sun. But when Clark approaches the sun, he’s prepared for that amount if noise, and gauges his concentration so it doesn’t overwhelm him.

>>99122089
Because he got defeated by a whistle. At face value, that makes him look much weaker than he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:54:05 No.99122216 Report

Quoted By: >>99122276

>>99122180
1. Flash is not a car
2. You can damage your car even if you run over your dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:54:50 No.99122229 Report

Quoted By: >>99123122

>>99122206
So once again, apparently Superman's powers are based on mental concentration and all you need to do is distract him and then shoot him in the back of the head to defeat him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:55:02 No.99122233 Report

Quoted By: >>99122301

>>99122183
No it's smarmy fucks like you who lay blame on others being "whiny" instead of having valid complaints.

You've painted pretty much exactly why King discussions go so badly. People complain make points and are told they're everything from "taking it too serious" to "being a brainlet".

If kingfags and shills didn't attack people and just said they disagree or that they liked it that's fine. But NO MATTER THE COMPLAINT the response reflects on the anon instead of the point they made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:55:42 No.99122249 Report

Quoted By: >>99122284

>>99122206
But you said the whistle makes sense. Make up your mind, bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:56:05 No.99122257 Report

Quoted By: >>99123238

>>99122202
Why do you come in threads to be a cunt? You don't like capes, cool. I don't give a fuck about hellboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:56:07 No.99122259 Report

Quoted By: >>99122307

>>99122199
No I think some insecure fags keep attacking a strawman version of King's Batman where they pretend it's an emperor with no clothes situation where people are dazzled by psuedo-intellectual Tom King.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:57:27 No.99122276 Report

Quoted By: >>99122317 >>99122328 >>99122345

>>99122216
1. I know flash is stronger than a car. And faster.

2. Selina is the dog you dumb fuck. And in this issue, with this example, Selina got run over by Ivy's car and the car ceased working while Selina sustained NO damage.

Nice try though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:57:51 No.99122284 Report

Quoted By: >>99122316

>>99122249
The whistle makes sense. But looking at it for what it is, it’s Batman defeating Superman with a whistle. Out of context, it makes Superman look like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:59:08 No.99122301 Report

Quoted By: >>99122327

>>99122233
I'm pretty sure Tom King discussion go badly because of shitposters like you. I got you figured out and now you are on the defensive.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:59:12 No.99122302 Report

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>>99118149

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:59:31 No.99122306 Report

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Better than Snyder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 16:59:43 No.99122307 Report

Quoted By: >>99122393

>>99122259
So in your mind King is not praised and is rightfully hated by everyone, but the people who hate him hate him for the wrong reasons? And you're calling those people insecure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:00:13 No.99122316 Report

Quoted By: >>99122357

>>99122284
>out of context
How does that matter? You can make anything look stupid out of context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:00:21 No.99122317 Report

Quoted By: >>99122372

>>99122276
Flash does not abide by the laws of physics. With your logic, if he landed that punch, he would have killed Selina. But he has done that exact maneuver countless times to simply knock people out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:00:52 No.99122327 Report

Quoted By: >>99122645

>>99122301
>the problem is kingfags focus on anons rather than complaints
>I'll prove him wrong by focusing on him rather than his point

Fuck off shitposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:00:58 No.99122328 Report

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>>99122276
By your logic the flash can't pick people up or even move things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:01:36 No.99122345 Report

Quoted By: >>99122386

>>99122276
The dog still harms the car is the point you loon. You take the analogy so literally that you miss the most important part, the car isn't running over the dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:02:15 No.99122357 Report

Quoted By: >>99122366

>>99122316
Because everyone who worked on that sequence knows people are going to look back on it as the time Batman defeated Superman with a whistle. That is Batwank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:02:38 No.99122363 Report

Quoted By: >>99122445 >>99122551 >>99123387

>>99118453
>It's still Superman's body and even at 1% of his power a punch would evaporate the skull of a human
Maybe he's not as powerful as you believe him to be. It's not that hard to understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:02:44 No.99122366 Report

Quoted By: >>99122396

>>99122357
No anon. That is autism.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:03:02 No.99122372 Report

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>>99122317
Anon either it damages both of neither of them. I can't say this any more simply.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:03:10 No.99122375 Report

Quoted By: >>99141163

>>99117731
It's crazy to me that you guys can't recognize a "It's All A Dream" storyline yet. Whatever Bruce injected them with gave them power within the illusion/dream but they're still inside an illusion/dream. The flashes keep jobbing into punches because you can't punch in dreams. Batman's plans keep working because of course his plans work in a dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:04:10 No.99122386 Report

Quoted By: >>99122423 >>99122448 >>99122472

>>99122345
>the dog still harms the car
Beside the fact that no, they don't, at most there's blood smear and a popped tires from the bones if it's a big enough dog.

Beside that you're telling me the dog harms the car... what happens to the dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:04:34 No.99122393 Report

Quoted By: >>99122447

>>99122307
By my experince I know that Tom King storytimes is filled with shitposters who like to act obtuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:04:35 No.99122396 Report

Quoted By: >>99122457

>>99122366
Batwank is autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:06:16 No.99122423 Report

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>>99122386
Cars don't have concussion. A better analogy would be like if someone shot out the car's engine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:07:44 No.99122445 Report

Quoted By: >>99122479

>>99122363
I think I'm in authority when talking about how strong Superman is, I know how his powers work better than you, King or anyone in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:08:03 No.99122447 Report

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>>99122393
You're the one acting obtuse buddy.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:08:04 No.99122448 Report

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>>99122386
It gets knocked out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:08:50 No.99122457 Report

Quoted By: >>99122551

>>99122396
But you just said it makes sense. Does Batman trigger you this much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:09:51 No.99122472 Report

Quoted By: >>99146005

>>99122386
It bends the bumper, you autistic mong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:10:18 No.99122479 Report

Quoted By: >>99122524

>>99122445
Joke's on you, I am Superman himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:14:36 No.99122524 Report

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>>99122479
You're a retard. Confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:16:21 No.99122551 Report

Quoted By: >>99122570 >>99122692

>>99122457
Something can happen in a Batman comic, make sense in context, and still be Batwank. None of this really phases me that much, I’m just enjoying the debate.

>>99122363
There is no established limit to how strong this version of Superman is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:17:34 No.99122570 Report

Quoted By: >>99122679

>>99122551
>There is no established limit to how strong this version of Superman is
So what? maybe the limit is lower than you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:20:26 No.99122615 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120441
He would pat the man on the back, just before an "accident" kills him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:20:52 No.99122621 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120274
Sounds like you've never had a funny thought in your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:22:59 No.99122645 Report

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>>99122327
>Fuck off shitposter
King > Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:24:35 No.99122662 Report

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>>99117731
Can't they just for ONCE call each other by their names?

Hi, Bruce!!! Hi, Selina!!! See? Is that so hard?

Man, even darling, or baby or something!!!

F***k that Bat, Cat BS!!

Not even the Joker calls Batman "Bats" all the f*** time!!!

Bat-Cat romance...well, not even romacne is just shiping, is the only thing Mr. King just focuses on his stories and thats not good.

Batman and Catwoman used to be fun, there used to be tension, drama, and that "catch me or not" dynamic that made it so entertaining. But King's interpretation is so damn BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:25:50 No.99122679 Report

Quoted By: >>99122763

>>99122570
I’m not even going to bother trying to determine a limit to his power

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:26:37 No.99122692 Report

Quoted By: >>99122774 >>99122798

>>99122551
>Something can happen in a Batman comic, make sense in context, and still be Batwank
That only makes your autism seem more... severe. Are you really this triggered by a character being competent IN HIS OWN DAMN COMIC?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:30:55 No.99122763 Report

Quoted By: >>99122847 >>99134242 >>99134316

>>99122679
Well, he's visibly struggling to contain an unreleased "miniature blackhole", so obviously his limit is inferior to a fully released one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:31:18 No.99122774 Report

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>>99122692
Batwank is cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:33:10 No.99122798 Report

Quoted By: >>99122870

>>99122692
You seem more upset by my opinion than I am about what happened. Yeah it bugs me that it happened. I’m not saying it doesn’t make sense in context, because it does. At the moment, it bugs me that it happened. But I’m not foaming at the mouth about it. Life goes on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:35:57 No.99122847 Report

Quoted By: >>99122871

>>99122763
Sure. Am I, or the majority of readers, going to try to fathom any of this? Probably not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:37:30 No.99122870 Report

Quoted By: >>99123010 >>99123064

>>99122798
I'm confused because you want to appear like a sensible person and then sperg out. Bat-haters are mentally ill it seems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:37:33 No.99122871 Report

Quoted By: >>99123010

>>99122847
What do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:45:02 No.99123010 Report

Quoted By: >>99123064

>>99122870
>and then sperg out
All I have said is that there is no established limit to Superman’s strength. Then I posted an image, and said I’m not going to try to determine a limit.

>>99122871
I mean the average reader is not going to look at a scene like the one I posted and try to use it to calculate a concrete limit to Superman’s strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:45:10 No.99123012 Report

Quoted By: >>99123033

>>99118200
yea can I see this page? everyone is raging on here but I haven't seen it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:46:22 No.99123033 Report

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>>99123012
It's pretty bad anon,it's also aggravated because Janin did the art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:48:10 No.99123064 Report

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>>99122870
Disregard what I said >>99123010 here, I’m got mixed up. I don’t really have a response for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:49:01 No.99123089 Report

Quoted By: >>99123786

>>99122127
>there is NO consistency
what are you even talking about? consistency with what? it's the latest piece of an 80 year run in a universe where the main team is:
>a rich man who dresses in a bat costume
>a benevolent humanoid alien God raised by farmers with a weakness to a green rock
>the king of atlantis who wields a trident and can talk to fish
>a dead man resurrected as a half-man, half-crazy-alien-technology-machine
>the princess of a hidden island populated exclusively by super-powered amazonians
>space cops managed by little blue aliens who use magic rings to create constructs of their imagination, powered by a giant green lantern
my point isn't that king's batman is a 'piece of art'. it's not 'muh comics are silly'. it's that when the buy-in to these stories is so crazy but you're willing to accept it, why can you not accept that one time superman punches batman it goes a different way than what you thought it might?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:50:45 No.99123115 Report

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>>99120038
King treats Selina the way other writers treat their pet OCs. Beating Superman wasn't nearly as bad as breaking Bane's back, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:51:06 No.99123122 Report

Quoted By: >>99123185 >>99123277 >>99123325

>>99122229
I’m leaning more towards his senses being based on concentration than his invulnerability. At least that’s how King seems to interpret it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:53:52 No.99123185 Report

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>>99123122
I'm pretty sure I've seen sonic attacks working on Superman and other kryptonians before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:54:50 No.99123202 Report

Quoted By: >>99123263 >>99123302

>>99120720
>ARION
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:57:18 No.99123238 Report

Quoted By: >>99123813

>>99122257
Ever think that someone might like something as much or more than you do, only in a different way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:58:30 No.99123262 Report

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DC should just stop themselves. They've done enough damage to Batman for the last two years already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:58:29 No.99123263 Report

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>>99123202
Atlantean sorcerer-king and I'm pretty sure that was a shade of Arion with like a fraction of the true Arion's power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:59:13 No.99123277 Report

Quoted By: >>99123340

>>99123122
Poorly realized and logically inconsistent. Classic King.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 17:59:32 No.99123285 Report

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>>99117731
That new issue is a mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:00:07 No.99123302 Report

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>>99123202

Atlantean Merlin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:01:26 No.99123325 Report

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>>99123122
King is also retarded, I feel my IQ dropping every time I read an issue of his Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:02:30 No.99123340 Report

Quoted By: >>99123554

>>99123277
>logically inconsistent
No? Superman always been a victim of sensory overload and this is Ivy controlling him.
>poorly realized
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:05:07 No.99123387 Report

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>>99122363
there is literally decades and thousands of appearances that show that he is that powerful

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:06:40 No.99123411 Report

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I just can't read Tom King's dialogue. I tried, but each time I just skip to the end. Is like people in his world is retarded, or have speech impairment. He keeps repeating cliché dialogue that justs make me want to commit suicide. Who the f*** speaks like that??

I'm not saying he is a bad writer, but his Batman has been kinda "meh" so far. Catwoman answer was so obvious from the start. The stories has been predictable, some nice ideas thrown here and there, nice change of pace from Scott Snyder over hyped convulted nonsense.

But, seriously if I read one more, Cat, Bat, Cat, Bat, Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat, Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat,Cat, Bat....

.....my brain is going to explode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:14:17 No.99123554 Report

Quoted By: >>99123663

>>99123340
Sensory overload does not equal a human whistling. Poorly realized meaning the logic is so flimsy and shoddily detailed that people have to resort to fan fic to justify it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:20:06 No.99123663 Report

Quoted By: >>99123902

>>99123554
>Sensory overload does not equal a human whistling
Why not? The context of the scene makes it perfectly clear that this only worked because this someone who is not used to super-hearing as a power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:27:32 No.99123786 Report

Quoted By: >>99131265

>>99123089
>Selective quoting again
Literally the words right after your greentext answer your wuestion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:28:56 No.99123813 Report

Quoted By: >>99141371

>>99123238
If you like something different than it's normally written you don't like that thing.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:31:49 No.99123863 Report

Quoted By:

>>99119068
>Why doesn't she just control Bruce and Selina?
Batman had an antidote lying around.
>>99119478
>>99120095
>>99120135
She literally says that she did kill Bats, but brought him back. She controls plenty of people, plenty of magic users around who could do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 18:33:54 No.99123902 Report

Quoted By: >>99124834

>>99123663
What context? That Ivy is able to control a whole planet of superhumans but can get caught of guard by a loud noise? That Superman can get fucked up by a human whistling? That his super senses are apparently a weakness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:02:10 No.99124416 Report

Quoted By: >>99124847

Not an expert on Biology but shouldn't Supes invulnerable body make it so loud noises don't hurt him. Aren't noises just vibrations in the air? So with supermans invulnerable eardrums that shouldn't hurt him. But Batwank has been a think for the past 2 decades soooo.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:18:42 No.99124741 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120038
Man fuck King's batwank and by extension Catwank. I thought he would present a more grounded batman but he is worse than snyder with the unreal bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:23:45 No.99124834 Report

Quoted By: >>99125345

>>99123902
>That Ivy is able to control a whole planet of superhumans but can get caught of guard by a loud noise?
That's not so far-fetched. This is the main problem with the arguement, that there is no problem.
>That Superman can get fucked up by a human whistling?
The page literally says that it's not superman.
>That his super senses are apparently a weakness?
That's a common theme when it comes to super-senses, that they can be exploited

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:24:52 No.99124847 Report

Quoted By: >>99124883

>>99124416
But then he's deaf because his no sound would make his invulnerable ear drums vibrate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:25:12 No.99124856 Report

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>>99121640
You must be retarded. WW is super strong and those bracelets are magic. That is a completely different thing from a normal guy whistling. That concussion hurt superman not because of his super hearing but because it was in close proximity to his ears and super strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:26:24 No.99124883 Report

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>>99124847
They can vibrate just like he can move his joints. The issue is there should be no pain, at least from a fucking whistle. It would take something superhuman loud like a canary cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:27:01 No.99124891 Report

Quoted By: >>99124980 >>99125002 >>99125315

So Clark can hear and filter out the voices of an entire planet but when he focuses on one particular person who whistles, he's hurt by it?

... 'Kay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:32:11 No.99124980 Report

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>>99124891
Pretty much. King isn’t as intelligent as he thinks he is but is really arrogant, it pervades every aspect of his run.

Like Bane going through every rogue in Arkham to get to Batman after defeating all 3 Robins and hanging them only for Batman to headbutt him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:33:11 No.99125002 Report

Quoted By: >>99125065

>>99124891

no because it was Poison Ivy not Clark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:36:19 No.99125065 Report

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>>99125002
It was Clark’s ears though, if she’s using them for their his superhearing then she wouldn’t be susceptible to things Superman isn’t susceptible to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:50:10 No.99125315 Report

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>>99124891
You hit the nail on the head.

Y'know, at this point it'd be nice if Superman was depowered and beat Batman in hand to hand combat. That's way easier to make plausible and it'd be nice if Batfags knew how this shit felt for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 19:51:46 No.99125345 Report

Quoted By: >>99125928

>>99124834
It's the definition of far-fetched. There would be loud noises occurring all over the world. It literally is Superman, literally using his super hearing. It's not a common theme that you can trick an invulnerable omnipotent alien into dying from a whistle. Just stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 20:01:48 No.99125523 Report

Quoted By:

just figured Batman's Gary Sue powers now extended to his fiancee. lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 20:29:58 No.99125928 Report

Quoted By: >>99127192

>>99125345
>It's the definition of far-fetched.
Shit it's almost like a superhero comic or something? Once again the problem is only a problem because you insist it is.
> It literally is Superman, literally using his super hearing.
No it's literally Poison Ivy using Superman's super hearing.
>It's not a common theme that you can trick an invulnerable omnipotent alien into dying from a whistle.
See how I never really said that? How instead I said that a common theme with character with super-senses is sensory overload being used against them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 20:53:50 No.99126254 Report

Quoted By:

>>99119068
No she'd have to say "I lortnoc enoyreve" you fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 21:16:01 No.99126638 Report

Quoted By:

Capeshit really is fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 21:41:26 No.99127192 Report

Quoted By: >>99128235

>>99125928
Come here, I've got something important to tell you...REPEATING YOURSELF WONT MAKE BAD WRITING GOOD

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 21:45:11 No.99127285 Report

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>>99120038
what?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:28:08 No.99128138 Report

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>>99117731

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:32:39 No.99128235 Report

Quoted By: >>99128373

>>99127192
>REPEATING YOURSELF WONT MAKE BAD WRITING GOOD
The irony is that your only argument that it's bad writing is repeatedly saying it's bad writing.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:38:21 No.99128338 Report

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>>99120181
holy hell i would love that shit even if TTG is not my thing

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:39:19 No.99128361 Report

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>>99120038

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:39:53 No.99128373 Report

Quoted By: >>99129027

>>99128235
You got me. I have to admit the head canon explanations about why Ivy was able to control the Flash with pinpoint accuracy last issue but all of a sudden can't this issue is some of the best writing I've seen in a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:44:13 No.99128460 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120181
I want this more than you'll ever know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:48:04 No.99128533 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120038
>Catch a few glimpses of King's batman from whats posted here and some story-times
>Just dismiss /co/'s ramblings of op Batman as mostly harmless and not worth getting mad over.
>Scroll down this thread and see this
WTF! Is there some missing context here that explains this bullshit? Did she pop a super pill, get granted Speedforce for a day, or was given the powers of Cheetah? I refuse to believe this is just normal Selina. This is fucking stupid. I know writers play favorites but Jesus Christ. This is fucking fan-fiction tier. Does he just self insert as Batman and waifu Catwoman really hard or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:49:42 No.99128560 Report

Quoted By: >>99130085

you guys know how if someone's never played a video game they'll get killed by like lvl 1 grunts bc they don't know what they're doing. that's Ivy and everyone in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 22:50:06 No.99128570 Report

Quoted By: >>99129827 >>99130164 >>99130323

>>99120049
>>99118661
>>99118234
That wasn't Superman. It was Ivy controlling him and amplifying his hearing way too much because she didn't know how to use it.

It's astounding how true the "/co/ doesn't read comics" meme is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 23:12:55 No.99129027 Report

Quoted By:

>>99128373
>pinpoint accuracy
Bit of a stretch. He had a shorter distance to cover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 23:57:09 No.99129827 Report

Quoted By:

>>99128570
Why read when you can bitch about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 00:11:14 No.99130085 Report

Quoted By:

>>99128560
That logic is flawed on so many levels. Controlling Superman is like having a fully decked out max life character with the best weapons on the first level. Yeah if its your first time you aren't going to be as good but I highly doubt they would die to a lvl 1 grunt.

Also a Fucking Whistle... anyone who tries to justify that as good writing or making sense is probably Tom King in disguise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 00:13:52 No.99130130 Report

Quoted By:

>>99117731
This isn't how fucking injuries work. Sonic attacks are still physical attacks, simply a series of pressure waves with a high frequency. His eardrums should be as invulnerable as the rest of him. It's not the same thing as hid body just being unused to certain sensations and experiencing sensory overload that his ears, eyes, and brain can't sufficiently process; your eardrums hurt when there's a loud noise because they're being damaged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 00:16:25 No.99130164 Report

Quoted By: >>99142915

>>99128570
People are not arguing the shitty control issue. They are arguing the ridiculousness of a whistle causing an invulnerable being pain. Its like saying bullets would hurt superman since ivy has poor control over his powers. Invulnerability is a passive ability. The only time superman has been hurt by loud sounds is through superhuman noises such as Black Canary yelling in his ear, or WW using super strength to clang together metal magic bracelets right next to his ears. Even then he did not fucking pass out. Super hearing activated or not it is an ass pull that is terrible. King probably thought he was a genius with that one, when in reality its not.

Read his Twitter about catwoman defeating three flashes if you think he is not a hack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 00:26:39 No.99130323 Report

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>>99128570
No one refuted this before so let's see if you can, if Selina stood in the street and punched a full speed car head on do you think it would have the same effect?

Because flash is faster than one. Even if she could hit him, all three of them, they were moving fast enough to be leaving streaks of lightning. At that speed they'd obliterate her fist and run right through it. And since you're saying Ivy lacks flashes control that's exactly what should have happened.

This is, as usual, a king doesn't read comics episode with the normal kicker of an episode of kingfags and shills vitriolically lash out at anyone who complains about his inconsistent writing.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 00:34:45 No.99130465 Report

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>>99117731
>>99118256

Was King genuinely trying to think of an innovative way for Batman to beat Superman without the use of Kryptonite? I could get it if he was trying to do something that's been done a bunch of times but I think he went about it the wrong way and it seems like he doesn't really understand how Supes' hearing works. If loud sounds hurt him like that, then he'd be in pain everytime he hears a loud boom or gunshot.

>>99118274

I'd guess the "Ivy can't control powers" thing also explains Catwoman beating the Flashes? I dunno, I think this one is even more questionable. Beating one is already extraordinary, but THREE of them? Even if Ivy doesn't know jackshit about the speedster's powers and the speedforce itself, it's kinda hard to believe that Catwoman could still beat them down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 01:14:14 No.99131265 Report

Quoted By:

>>99123786
>ignoring the point deliberately because acknowledging it would make you seem like an autistic power level sperg
>instead choosing to shit on a writer because a punch in a fantastical superhero comic didn't go the way you wanted
wewlad

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 01:42:21 No.99131848 Report

Quoted By: >>99132007

how come people don't post much about bruce getting bested?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 01:47:48 No.99131941 Report

Quoted By: >>99134044

> Implying this isn't a Scarecrow hallucination

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 01:52:20 No.99132007 Report

Quoted By: >>99134204

>>99131848
Because I would assume this is an else world story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:30:22 No.99134044 Report

Quoted By:

>>99131941
King is too braindead for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:39:22 No.99134204 Report

Quoted By:

>>99132007
doesn't stop people from using crossovers/elseworlds shots of supes being on the receiving end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:41:10 No.99134242 Report

Quoted By: >>99134316

>>99122763
He contained it before it fully released

As in...

The mini black hole was released in his hand

He didn't prevent it being released from his initial casing, he contained it again with his hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:44:58 No.99134316 Report

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>>99122763
>>99134242

...and then in another issue he get sandwhiched between and then escapes from two collapsing proper black holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:47:44 No.99134375 Report

Quoted By: >>99134450

The logic behind Ivy/Superman being vulnerable to a whistle is retarded.

The moment Ivy took control of Superman he would have been exposed to louder, more piercing sounds than the whistle just by virtue of being on planet Earth.

If Ivy truly can’t control him properly she should have sent him hurtling into space the first time she tried to make him fly. The punch absolutely should have taken Bruce’s head off.

She’s able to maneuver the Flashes with absolute precision and speed... right up until they approach Catwoman.

The internal logic isn’t even consistent within itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:52:04 No.99134450 Report

Quoted By: >>99134491 >>99134536

>>99134375
>The moment Ivy took control of Superman he would have been exposed to louder, more piercing sounds than the whistle just by virtue of being on planet Earth.
Because she focused the super hearing on them so the whistle was like someone yelling in your ear.
>She’s able to maneuver the Flashes with absolute precision and speed... right up until they approach Catwoman.
It was a straight line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:54:15 No.99134477 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120038
If she reacted to one speedster, ok, but 3? This faggot is quickly rising to Slott levels of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:54:44 No.99134491 Report

Quoted By: >>99134623

>>99134450

Her perception would be matched to the speed they're operating at or else they'd trip over every fucking bump on the way to their destination, meaning everyone else should be a statue or at least too slow to do anything about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:57:44 No.99134536 Report

Quoted By: >>99134623

>>99134450
A straight line from one city to another? She must have weaved around obstacles on the way. Cars, pot holes, fences, buildings, cattle. She manouvered Barry alone over that distance, and then through Wayne Manor faster than the eye can see in the time it took Batman to raise his fist. Now multiply that by three for Catwoman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 03:58:25 No.99134548 Report

Quoted By: >>99134636

Why are you guys being so autistic about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:03:05 No.99134623 Report

Quoted By: >>99134728

>>99134491
>>99134536
>speedforce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:03:42 No.99134636 Report

Quoted By: >>99134929

>>99134548
>Comics and Cartoons board
>Lol, why are you discussing comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:05:47 No.99134680 Report

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Remember when you guys all creamed your pants because of King, like 1-2 years ago?
Now you all hate him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:08:03 No.99134728 Report

Quoted By: >>99135325

>>99134623
The speed force is how she got from location A to location B so quickly while avoiding obstacles the entire way, yes.

It’s also why Catwoman should be unnable to land a hit.

You really can’t have it both ways.

Either “she can’t use them properly” and they got stuck in a corner somewhere before they ever reached Gotham, or “lol speedforce” and Catwoman should be knocked out before she can blink.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:17:07 No.99134929 Report

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>>99134636
Jesus

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:22:38 No.99135047 Report

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So its a dream sequence right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:31:33 No.99135231 Report

Quoted By:

>>99120038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-_J22CBZk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:34:01 No.99135277 Report

Quoted By: >>99135304

>>99118274
>Batman fans are incredibly smart

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:35:14 No.99135304 Report

Quoted By: >>99135363

>>99135277
>King fans are incredibly smart

FIXED

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:35:57 No.99135325 Report

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>>99134728
>It’s also why Catwoman should be unnable to land a hit.
Nah. Three speedster in a straight line controlled by a non-speedster hit by a woman who canonically is one of thr fasteat non-metas alive.
>You really can’t have it both ways.
Why I do believe I can.
>she can’t use them properly...in a fight.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:38:09 No.99135363 Report

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>>99135304

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:44:05 No.99135487 Report

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>>99118274
>Batman fans are incredibly smart.
They buy Tynion issues.
They put up with poser bullshit.
They buy garbage like White Knight.

No they fucking aren't.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 04:45:04 No.99135514 Report

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>>99135325
>nonmeta
When speedforce is literally light speed and there's no way to go several hundred miles in a straight line anywhere on a modern speedway, it's bullshit.

This entire thing is bullshit.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 05:23:09 No.99136212 Report

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da fuq

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 06:21:10 No.99137058 Report

Quoted By: >>99137140

>>99135325
>Going in a straight line
>previous issue has Barry navigate through the mansion faster than anyone can blink
>straight line by someone with no control of the speed force

How did the Flashes not decapitate themselves on all the trees and fences on the way in? They were running in a straight line, right?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 06:26:06 No.99137140 Report

Quoted By: >>99137255 >>99139621

>>99137058
Selina is faster than a tree, you fucking spic.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 06:28:00 No.99137175 Report

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A bullet moves in a straight line and is light as fuck. Why don’t people just punch bullets out of the air?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 06:33:08 No.99137255 Report

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>>99137140
You moron. The trees mean that Flash did not travel in a straight line between cities. Trees, fences, pot holes and cars mean that Flash would have to dodge and weave faster than Ivy can comprehend movement. It implies that she has sufficient control over their movements to not get punched by anyone, really.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 07:12:09 No.99137800 Report

Quoted By: >>99138105

>/co/ never asked someone to lean in close to whisper something and shout in their ear.
Why don't you have friends?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 07:34:10 No.99138105 Report

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>>99137800
Because of shit like that.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 10:10:58 No.99139621 Report

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>>99137140
Not to the Flash, she shouldn’t be.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 12:22:41 No.99140589 Report

Quoted By: >>99141067

>>99120095
I can't believe she has 4 PhDs now, what the hell

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 13:15:17 No.99141067 Report

Quoted By: >>99141233

>>99140589
First she was a dumb, abliet sympathetic victim of the Joker. Good at gymnastics, probably more “book smart” than your average person but she still had to sleep her way through college. Implied attraction to Ivy.

Then her romance with Ivy had to become canon, which isn’t a bad thing in and of itself, but it brings into question why Ivy wouldn’t just kill the Joker, and kinda spoils the fun of the implied attraction between them. Ivy gave her a serum that enhanced her strength, improved her healing and gave her impunity to poison. The cute blonde now has low-key powers.

Then, her origin was rebooted and instead of being merely seduced by Joker, she was actually dumped in the same chemical bath. She’s full blown metahuman now and kicks ass with the best of them. She’s killed kids, sure, but actual superheroes are now willing to team up with her and hang out with her. The once-sympathetic villian is now being marketed as some kind of wacky role-model?

Now she’s got four PHD’s and is the number one person you’d send a patient to after being punched by Superman. She once slept around and scored a job at Arkham for her efforts. She’s now some kind of super genius on top of being (pretty much) metahuman. Why was she ever working in a shithole like Arkham if that’s the case? Why was she ever in a relationship with Joker if she’s so smart?

Talk about power creep. I genuinely believe we will live to see her as a member of the JLA someday.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 13:27:59 No.99141163 Report

Quoted By: >>99141468 >>99141685

>>99122375
>Bruce was going to punch Alfred
Tom King is a fucking hack.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 13:36:29 No.99141233 Report

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>>99141067
>But Harley Quinn is an idol to little kids and a role model for growing girls! How dare you!

I honestly despise what this character has become.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 13:50:34 No.99141371 Report

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>>99123813
>I don't like Spider-Man because I don't like Slott's run and also really enjoy Hooky.
M...my almonds! They're...ACTIVATING...NNUAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHH!!!!

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:00:38 No.99141468 Report

Quoted By: >>99141633

>>99141163
Source?

And yeah, it was retarded that Batman would punch him.

Ivy placing Barry in the way of the punch shows that she had the finesse and mastery over the Speed Force to pull such a thing off. I don’t know why some people don’t understand this why this is an problem when it gets contradicted an issue later.

If Ivy had wanted to, she could have had Barry catch Batman’s fist in the air, or had Barry pull down Batman’s pants or had Barry move Alfred out of the way or drag Batman to Central City so that the punch connects with Captain Cold’s dick. She chose to have Batman knock Barry out in order to make a point.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:16:14 No.99141633 Report

Quoted By: >>99141741

>>99141468

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:21:36 No.99141685 Report

Quoted By: >>99141809

>>99141163
It kinda makes sense in a dream, in that it doesn't actually happen but the urge is there.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:24:12 No.99141709 Report

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Just did a quick google search because I wasn’t sure where Central City was supposed to be located. Apparently it’s commonly depicted as being in either Kansas or Missouri. Gotham is generally depicted as being in New Jersey.

Let’s assume Central City is in Missouri since that is closer. Google tells me that’s 948 miles or 1525 km. That’s as the bird flies, no obstacles.

The speed of sound is 0.213 miles per second, or 0.343 kma per second.

If by some miracle, there was a clear path from Central City to Gotham, with no obstacles in the way at all... by my count the Flash was moving more than 4000 times the speed of sound if Bruce took one second to throw the punch.

I don’t claim to be an expert here, I’m wondering if my maths is off here at all?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:28:43 No.99141741 Report

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>>99141633
>Lightning in the room already as Batman draws his fist back
>Barry’s jaw deliberately placed in the path of Bruce’s fist before he can react
>Ivy/Alfred smugly challenging Bruce to try that shit again, she’s happy for him to knock out a few more of his friends

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:33:59 No.99141809 Report

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>>99141685
No, it doesn't make sense. Even when Bruce was under the influence of the Joker toxin he resisted the urge to hit Alfred. And in that case he only wanted to hit him because that's what the toxin triggered in him. It makes no sense for him to want to hit Alfred under any other circumstances.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 14:43:21 No.99141913 Report

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>>99117731
>straight after they KO all 3 flashes

no.... just fucking no

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 15:01:58 No.99142128 Report

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What would have happened if Bruce whispered to Selena “hopefully he doesn’t smell the chemical compound I’ve created to cure everyone. There are trace amounts of the chemical on my suit, but this will only be a problem if he smells it.”

Then, when Superman hones in his super sense of smell to find out exactly what Bruce was talking about, Batman lets out a massive fart.

Would this have the same effect?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 15:29:30 No.99142494 Report

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>>99120990
way too many times

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 15:30:58 No.99142515 Report

Quoted By: >>99143154 >>99143214 >>99143893 >>99145792

>>99117731
it's a fucking comic book you idiots

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 16:00:56 No.99142915 Report

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>>99130164
It's about oscillation, not volume. Obviously batman knows the right frequency because he's batman

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 16:18:33 No.99143154 Report

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>>99142515
Tom King is shit.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 16:23:25 No.99143214 Report

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>>99142515
>ehehee just a comic
ARE YOU A GOD DAMN IMBECILE?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 17:01:13 No.99143828 Report

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>>99120038
King is trying to justify his idiocy by acting smart.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 17:04:17 No.99143893 Report

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>>99142515

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 17:35:16 No.99144425 Report

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It's not good King using other characters to Prop up Selina making her out to be some saint when she's not. Let's face it whoever writes Selina always makes her out to be a perfect little princess Mary Sue. It's the truth.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 17:55:39 No.99144861 Report

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>>99120441
If I couldn't figure out a way to take credit for it he would probably resurrect Superman just for the sake of being able to kill him.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 18:40:48 No.99145771 Report

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>>99118193
Get Superman, who can survive a planet exploding while standing on it to listen to a whistle from Batgod.
Instand knockout.

And no Ivy being in control doesn't excuse this shit, because if Ivy is the one being hurt, shouldn't she be the one that get's dropped, and the whole planet would be free from control again?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 18:42:24 No.99145792 Report

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>>99142515
Where is the comic book fucking?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 18:44:08 No.99145822 Report

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>>99118281
And where is Swamp Thing while Ivy is doing her stunt?

Why is everyone enslaved but Batsue and Catsue?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 18:45:12 No.99145837 Report

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>>99118504
Bruce can magic a cure for everything. Uses it only on hisself and his fiance.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 18:53:53 No.99146005 Report

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>>99122472
Depends on the car.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 20:17:54 No.99147594 Report

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>>99117731
>>99120038
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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 20:54:17 No.99148245 Report

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>>99120038
>Done.

Should've at least said meow instead.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 20:55:57 No.99148278 Report

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>>99118576
Except for the fact that every time Supes has shown up in Kong’s Batman it’s been pure fucking gold

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 21:14:44 No.99148620 Report

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>>99120038
Can she defeat Gohan Blanco?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2018 22:19:49 No.99149804 Report

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 00:27:13 No.99152135 Report

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king you fucking hack

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 01:05:21 No.99152738 Report

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>>99120049
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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 01:10:01 No.99152813 Report

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>>99120038
>DCucks on suicide watch
>DC shrills will say DC still makes quality comics
>DCfags will defend this

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 01:12:54 No.99152870 Report

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>>99121640
That's not true. That's just inconsistent potrayal of his powers.

Superman has used his Super Hearing while breaking the sound barrier. A whistle isn't doing shit

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Anonymous Sun 11 Mar 2018 01:49:58 No.99153499 Report

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>>99120470

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