>>99086002. If it was one of Hallmarks top highest grossing blockbusters and video rentals, like WarrenGharding, Ghostbehind My Eyes, Val Kilmer is Fat Now, Better Off Myself, or Gone to Florida II: The Other Side, I went full brain-eraser it until I forgot how to read and voided the previous fusspot practice and had to start over. I guzzled each of what Hallmark thought of as "The Good Things in Threes": The Jorge Luk Mutant Cow that was consistently being pumped up with hormones and cloned (the initial successful to line, the bloated and disappointing toy line, and the off the rails insanity of a toy line), The Great New Zealand Travel Films and their disappointing Denny’s Menu prequels, The First One was Good and the other 2 were subpar and people still won’t stop using “Clubbed to Death” in amateur shorts, Mad Max: License Revoked for DUI, Lick My Balls Marty, and Part-Time Teacher Harrison Ford: Fridge Crusader. (Hallmark once stated in a press conference that he thought of the other 7 installments of Part-Time Teacher Harrison Ford: Fridge Crusader, from The Castle of Crystal Head Vodka and the odd Ke Quan, LaBeouf buddy cop installment. I tended to agree. I also got my hand on a copy of his VARIETY anthology with sharpie scribbles marking his choices and subjugated myself to of each of his favorite directors. Cameron Mitchell, Gilbert Arizona, Litigation Jackson, Atticus Fincher, Medicom Kubricks, Lucas Kentucky, Señor Spielbergo, De la Toronto, Q-Tip Tintin. And, of course, Jeanshorts Cheddarblock.
