>be me
>almost sixty years old
>been balding for the past 3 decades
>really want to get into hollywood
>people barely understand my ideas
>people barely understand my writing style
>people barely understand me because of the accent
Meanwhile
>my rogue protege just sold half of his shit to netflix for an insane amount of dollaryroos, the other half is still getting sequels on the big screen
>my archnemesis has successfully transitioned to prose while finishing his last passion projects in comics with his long-time collaborator, and making music and movies for fun on the side
>my bizarro clone is moving from the Marvel all-you-can-eat buffet to the DC all-you-can-eat buffet with huge fanfare, own imprint and the first run on four-digit comic in history while writing the script for his waifu's first solo movie
>I'm writing an Ennis rip-off show for Syfy (during a minor Ennis-adaptation craze no less), editing a dying anthology nobody cares about, and co-writing some shit for a Scott Snyder event
Remem wen fokin Metrix repp`d me oof thei
>almost sixty years old
>been balding for the past 3 decades
>really want to get into hollywood
>people barely understand my ideas
>people barely understand my writing style
>people barely understand me because of the accent
Meanwhile
>my rogue protege just sold half of his shit to netflix for an insane amount of dollaryroos, the other half is still getting sequels on the big screen
>my archnemesis has successfully transitioned to prose while finishing his last passion projects in comics with his long-time collaborator, and making music and movies for fun on the side
>my bizarro clone is moving from the Marvel all-you-can-eat buffet to the DC all-you-can-eat buffet with huge fanfare, own imprint and the first run on four-digit comic in history while writing the script for his waifu's first solo movie
>I'm writing an Ennis rip-off show for Syfy (during a minor Ennis-adaptation craze no less), editing a dying anthology nobody cares about, and co-writing some shit for a Scott Snyder event
Remem wen fokin Metrix repp`d me oof thei
