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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 23:08:42 2018 No.98533391 View Reply Original Report

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Can anyone stop the all powerful florida man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:10:17 No.98533427 Report

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>>98533391
aquaman is FUCKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:11:12 No.98533440 Report

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Anytime a story headline starts with “Florida man”, you know you’re in for a treat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:30:24 No.98533791 Report

Quoted By: >>98533826 >>98534153 >>98534287 >>98534707

>>98533391
Can we just cut Florida off the rest of the country and let it float out to sea to be it's own private hellscape that none of the rest of America have to deal with it anymore? The sooner we get rid of Florida, the sooner we can start to get the rest of this country back on track.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:31:53 No.98533826 Report

Quoted By: >>98533918 >>98533920 >>98534134 >>98534343

>>98533791
>Can we just cut california off the rest of the country and let it float out to sea to be it's own private hellscape that none of the rest of America have to deal with it anymore? The sooner we get rid of california, the sooner we can start to get the rest of this country back on track.
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:33:34 No.98533871 Report

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>>98533391

But... you can already use a Glock underwater. Fairly well, actually, as long as you have adequate ear protection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:35:05 No.98533909 Report

Quoted By: >>98534085

Florida is basically Australia the state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:35:29 No.98533918 Report

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>>98533826
This nigga gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:35:36 No.98533920 Report

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>>98533826
>wanting to get rid of the NCR
You must be one of those goddamn Legionnaires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:38:58 No.98533987 Report

Quoted By: >>98534019 >>98534062 >>98534100

>>98533918
When was the last time you had to live in fear or confusion or both at the antics of California Man, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:40:08 No.98534019 Report

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>>98533987
Not him, but every time I step out of my front door.

God I hate SoCal.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:41:29 No.98534046 Report

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who should we get to write Florida man and why is it Moore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:41:35 No.98534052 Report

Quoted By: >>98534128

>>98534019
Well, don't worry, the NCR will take care of that. Unfortunately, though, there is no saving Florida, and that nightmarish terrorland is dragging the rest of this country down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:42:01 No.98534062 Report

Quoted By: >>98534126

>>98533987
What is berkley

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:43:05 No.98534085 Report

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>>98533909
Except the humans are the predators

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:43:34 No.98534100 Report

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>>98533987
California Man is worse, the problem is Florida Man is fun and goofy a lot of the time, California Man is just a depressing monster.
It's
>Man rapes Alligator
vs
>Man freezes Kitten

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:43:43 No.98534104 Report

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>>98533391
>Black manta.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:43:46 No.98534107 Report

Quoted By: >>98534647

>>98533391
Florida definitely has plenty of crazies... but I seem to recall something about how the crimes are reported in Florida being part of it.

Other states might not release statements when "local man robs store wearing only a diving mask", but reporters can just skim the reports for odd crimes in Florida if they ever need a story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:44:27 No.98534126 Report

Quoted By: >>98534177

>>98534062
Twice a week in florida

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:44:30 No.98534128 Report

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>>98534052

Just cut off Miami. Guarantee Florida will improve 300% by that act alone.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:44:42 No.98534134 Report

Quoted By: >>98534193 >>98534214 >>98534420

>>98533826
>This
Florida has white trash bro's, comfy old people and the best Cuban sandwiches.All California has is an impending cataclysmic earthquake.
Florida 2
California 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:45:29 No.98534151 Report

Quoted By: >>98534468

>>98534100
I'm far more terrified by a man who can rape a fucking alligator, a goddamn modern day dinosaur, over a man who freezes kittens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:45:36 No.98534153 Report

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>>98533791
This sentiment isn't knew, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:46:44 No.98534177 Report

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>>98534126
Whats twice a week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:47:31 No.98534193 Report

Quoted By: >>98534214 >>98534253 >>98534442

>>98534134
The old people need to fucking leave or just not be able to vote.
We'd probably have recreational marijuana here by now, but since these geezers grew up during refer madness and moved here to die, we don't get shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:48:21 No.98534214 Report

Quoted By: >>98534253

>>98534134
>>98534193
Well, where else are they supposed to go? Everyone knows Florida is God's Waiting Room.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:49:04 No.98534233 Report

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new york mans greatest enemy

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:50:02 No.98534253 Report

Quoted By: >>98534442

>>98534193
>>98534214
Honestly wonder if future cvilizations will regard florida rest homes as a sort of human equivalent if an elephant graveyard. Also agree they should be able to vote, along with at least 70% of america.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:51:12 No.98534273 Report

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Florida Mans greatest enemy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:51:25 No.98534276 Report

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>>98534233
>go to new york for NYCC
>an really excited as ive wanted to go for years
>nothing but angery niggs cursing you out and a horde of homeless
Seriously firebomb that shithole, what a cesspool of a city

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:51:38 No.98534287 Report

Quoted By: >>98534321 >>98534343

>>98533791
But we'd still have California

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:52:29 No.98534301 Report

Quoted By: >>98534339

>>98534100
This can't be real.

I mean, the first thing you get when searching is Florida Man beat California Man to raping the alligator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:53:17 No.98534321 Report

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>>98534287
I keep telling you guys that the NCR is coming to fix this problem. Or make it worse. I don't know, I'm not a fucking clairvoyant.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/01/16/new-california-declares-independence-california-bid-become-51st-state/1036681001/

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:54:27 No.98534339 Report

Quoted By: >>98534375 >>98534419

>>98534301
Raping aligator is real, was making rounds online about a year back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:54:35 No.98534343 Report

Quoted By: >>98534415 >>98534645

>>98533826
>>98534287
California: the largest economy in the country and the place where all the products we buy to shitpost online are designed.
Florida: a glorified water park that'll be part of the Caribbean in 10 years tops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:55:46 No.98534372 Report

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>>98533391
Florida Man is more a danger to himself than others...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:56:05 No.98534375 Report

Quoted By: >>98534419

>>98534339
DELETE

FLORIDA

NOW

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:56:14 No.98534383 Report

Quoted By: >>98534406

>>98533391
To be fair, Lionfish are a pretty serious thing right now, and you get paid pretty nicely for them
Plus, Lionfish dip is really good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:57:15 No.98534400 Report

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>>98534100
Florida Man is the hero we deserve.

California Man is the villian he must fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:57:27 No.98534406 Report

Quoted By: >>98534434

>>98534383
How did they get their anyways? Arent they from africa?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:57:27 No.98534407 Report

Quoted By: >>98534443 >>98534459

>>98534100
Haha, yeah, Florida Man is much more light hearte-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:57:46 No.98534415 Report

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>>98534343
Actually my shitpost box is Chinese.
Besides it's not as though Cali isn't one Hard Jostle away from sinking into the sea anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:58:00 No.98534419 Report

Quoted By: >>98534453

>>98534339
>>98534375
>florida zoo employee killed while attempting to rape alligator

Guess California Man wins!

I'm not sure what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:58:04 No.98534420 Report

Quoted By: >>98534471 >>98534474 >>98534744 >>98534811

>>98534134
California has
>the best drinks/food/ingredients in the country
>beautiful sunsets
>friendly and welcoming people
>wonderful amusement parks
>best options for viewing/making theater and film
>no snow days
y'all can fuck right off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:58:56 No.98534434 Report

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>>98534406
India.

They're aquarium fish that got released, and since there's nothing that can predate them in the atlantic, they're an invasive predatory species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:59:21 No.98534442 Report

Quoted By: >>98534481 >>98534482

>>98534193
>>98534253
The only people who should have voting rights revoked are antivaxxers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:59:20 No.98534443 Report

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>>98534407
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 23:59:39 No.98534453 Report

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>>98534419
Florida Man's name was Jimmy Olsen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:00:00 No.98534459 Report

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>>98534407
Dont show this to shadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:00:32 No.98534468 Report

Quoted By: >>98534499

>>98534151
>guy who rapes violent predators that murder innocent people and also can get you into disneyworld for free
>guy who tortures innocent kittens

I think I know which one i'll pick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:00:35 No.98534471 Report

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>>98534420
>Implying Florida isn't full of nice Hicks and Cubans
>Doesn't enjoy a nice comfy Snowday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:00:39 No.98534474 Report

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>>98534420
>Friendly And Welcoming people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:00:54 No.98534481 Report

Quoted By: >>98534502 >>98534525

>>98534442
Absolutely, those fuckers are going to cause a pandemic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:00:57 No.98534482 Report

Quoted By: >>98534507 >>98534519

>>98534442
>The only people who should have voting rights revoked are antivaxxers, SJWs, KKK, BLM, commies, anyone with an IQ under 100, and religious extremists
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:01:26 No.98534490 Report

Quoted By: >>98534516

>tfw live in Florida
>tfw life is still boring because you never see any of this stuff happen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:01:59 No.98534499 Report

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>>98534468
Fuck off, gators fucking rock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:02:11 No.98534502 Report

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>>98534481
>one is potus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:02:24 No.98534506 Report

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>>98533920
Ave, true to Caesar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:02:26 No.98534507 Report

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>>98534482
Agreed, the world would be much better if 4chan wasn't allowed to vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:02:30 No.98534509 Report

Quoted By: >>98534559

Reminder that the only reason the Florida man meme exists is because we here in Florida don't believe criminals and crazies deserve the right to privacy like other states.

That being said, DON'T COME HERE WE'RE FUCKING FULL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:02:54 No.98534516 Report

Quoted By: >>98534539

>>98534490
Do you really want to go to homeless road in methtown? It shouldn't be that hard to find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:03:00 No.98534519 Report

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>>98534482
Well gee, anon. There goes 90% of the american population, and most of them weren't voting anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:03:19 No.98534525 Report

Quoted By: >>98534542 >>98534552 >>98534600

>>98534481
Actually, if a pandemic is to be launched, it will come from the gay community.

Though, most pandemics won't have a vaccine at the ready. Yeah, there's a yearly "flu" vaccine, but statistics show you're actually more likely to catch the flu if you get the shot than if not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:04:04 No.98534539 Report

Quoted By: >>98534550

>>98534516
I've seen the documentary where Green Goblin manages a motel, I'm good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:04:18 No.98534542 Report

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>>98534525
>Actually, if a pandemic is to be launched, it will come from the gay community.
Calm down ronald

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:04:49 No.98534550 Report

Quoted By: >>98534646

>>98534539
>I've seen the documentary where Green Goblin manages a motel, I'm good.
Explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:04:54 No.98534552 Report

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>>98534525
>flu is the only disease that has a vaccine
How about you let yourself get bitten by a rabid animal and see how your immune system powers through it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:05:22 No.98534559 Report

Quoted By: >>98534571 >>98534573 >>98534659

>>98534509
>DON'T COME HERE WE'RE FUCKING FULL.

Why on earth would anyone willingly go to florida?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:06:08 No.98534571 Report

Quoted By: >>98534608

>>98534559
to die from old age.
thats literally the only reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:06:10 No.98534573 Report

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>>98534559
Good, keep thinking that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:07:15 No.98534597 Report

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>>98533391
There's a reason my fantasy football team was Florida Man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:07:38 No.98534600 Report

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>>98534525
>the gay community

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:07:54 No.98534607 Report

Quoted By:

>>98533391
but a glock already works underwater

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:07:55 No.98534608 Report

Quoted By: >>98534644

>>98534571
I fear the day I wake up in old age with a strong desire to migrate to Florida. I can only hope that I die before that happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:10:04 No.98534644 Report

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>>98534608
I hate the heat and the bright sun, so ill probably retire in the opposite shithole that is new jersey or england

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:10:04 No.98534645 Report

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>>98534343
You give california way to much credit anon.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:10:07 No.98534646 Report

Quoted By: >>98534673 >>98534691

>>98534550
The Florida Project

He's quite good in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:10:06 No.98534647 Report

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>>98534107
Florida has long standing open government laws, which means that pretty much any record is made available to the public. It's also the third largest state in the country. Those two alone were bad enough, but now that people are looking for weird Florida stories more and more keeps popping up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:11:03 No.98534659 Report

Quoted By: >>98534681 >>98534717

>>98534559
To use our themeparks. Florida themeparks is for Florida people only.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:12:10 No.98534673 Report

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>>98534646
Thanks for the suggestion anon, love me some william dafoe. Have a lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:12:29 No.98534681 Report

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>>98534659
Fucking...keep your damn theme parks, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:13:04 No.98534691 Report

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>>98534646
>Norman escapes to florida at the end of Spectacular Spider-Man to run a motel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:13:51 No.98534707 Report

Quoted By:

>>98533791
Lose Florida, lose space

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:14:17 No.98534717 Report

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>>98534659
too bad cali parks are overcrowded.
I dont knpw what changed in the last decade or so, but i remember getting a 100 buck annual pass for Dland and could go on practically empty days quite often.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:15:20 No.98534744 Report

Quoted By: >>98534765

>>98534420

>the best drinks/food/ingredients in the country

Oh piss off with that. If it weren't for the Asians, all you people eat would be mediocre burgers and sucky fries that you are stand in line for 25 minutes for reasons I cannot possibly comprehend. OH, and your seafood options SUCK!

>beautiful sunsets

Same Sunset every day because you have no whether. Every sunset in Florida is different. Every single one.

>friendly and welcoming people

HAHAHAHA NO,

>wonderful amusement parks

You're gonna go toe to toe with Florida in THAT department?! You're not just crazy, You're stupid.

I've been to BOTH Universal Studios. The one in California is a footnote by comparison.

>best options for viewing/making theater and film

I'll grant you that one. The ONLY reason that I live in this dried out husk of a concrete nightmare.

>no snow days

Uhhh. How much do you think it snows in Florida?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:15:31 No.98534745 Report

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>mfw the most comfy state
>childhood weekly trips to the beach
>been to a major theme park at least 30 times in my life
>consistently max comfy weather, same wardrobe year round
>just immersed in southern culture enough to have the upsides like food and friendly people, but removed enough away from it to avoid "pokemon is satan worship"
>Publix tendies, the literal GOAT of tendies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:17:00 No.98534765 Report

Quoted By: >>98534784

>>98534744
>I'll grant you that one. The ONLY reason that I live in this dried out husk of a concrete nightmare.
You in the industry anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:18:02 No.98534784 Report

Quoted By: >>98534798

>>98534765

On and off. Right now I'm just doing freelance, but I've worked in a couple of studios.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:18:59 No.98534798 Report

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>>98534784
Can you tell me why the fuck all of CNs new shit looks horrible and how it got greenlight?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Feb 2018 00:19:38 No.98534811 Report

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>>98534420
>Friendly and welcoming people
>California

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