I know this is bait
I know this thread was made for the (You)s
I know the average gay Xmen fan writes exactly like that guy on the pics
But also, just by that barebones pitch, he described the Bobby Drake recent solo run comic. >Bobby is gay yo>He helps a younger gay mutant kid>Daken appears because, like, he is hot, and also bi but only kisses and does dudes>Bobby, like, kicks ass and punches bad guys in the face, and make out afterwards, whatever>You have to convince people Bobby was ever cool >Like, 3 people in Twitter celebrated bobby coming out>It did not got cancelled after issue 2
So, OP is a faggot, but his comment on Marvel pitches is 99% spot on.