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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 17:33:00 2018 No.98368361 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>98368509 >>98370634 >>98371057 >>98371529 >>98372846 >>98372883 >>98378050 >>98380882 >>98383434 >>98383910 >>98386063

Jesus, how fucking big IS Hulk's junk? Stark's obviously a dicklet (barely looks like a 2" blur) bur Hulk's is massive. Where the fuck did Caiera put all that?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 17:45:34 No.98368509 Report

Quoted By: >>98368569 >>98369356 >>98373311 >>98374546

>>98368361
Well looking that that pic and the pixelization of the base of Hulk's dong, It looks to be as thick as Tony's arm. Keep in mind that Comicbook tony is 6'2 and in shape mind Hulk even flaccid is about as thick as his arm. My guess Would be something like an Horse's penis in size. I mean there's a reason why only She Hulk and Caiera were the only ones that could handle Bruce's cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 17:50:12 No.98368569 Report

Quoted By: >>98369356

>>98368509
Bruce is small though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 18:44:42 No.98369356 Report

Quoted By: >>98369444 >>98369925 >>98371463 >>98378050

>>98368509
Tony's 6'1" in the books. Doom is 6'2". But yeah, Hulk's cock looks about that size. It's Tony's that I cannot really work out.

>>98368569
Honestly, considering those scrawny fucks tend to have the bigger dicks, I'd imagine Bruce is already packing some heat. Just look at DaFoe's horsecock.Or Tommy Lee. Or DiCaprio. Lanky dudes tend to have the biggest cocks. Meanwhile folks like Brad Pitt, Daniel Craig or Jude Law are average to small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 18:49:41 No.98369444 Report

Quoted By: >>98369763

>>98369356
>Just look at DaFoe's horsecock.Or Tommy Lee. Or DiCaprio

...how do you know this? Did you do a study on celebrity cocks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:10:16 No.98369763 Report

>>98369444
I...I'm insecure about my small 5"x5" (maybe 6"x6" on a good day, dunno, it's got a big upwards curve and I've got a fatpad so it's kinda hard to measure with a triangle ruler) dick, so I regularly scour the net for penises of famous people to see where I rank. The day I learned that Bieber has a bigger dick than Brad Pitt, or that DiCaprio has one of the biggest schlongs in the Industry, was the day I almost an heroed. I cannot sleep, lift, study, nothing. I just think about how awful my dick is and how worthless I am. I flunked Physics III this semester because of it. I've become addicted to browsing /fit/'s dick threads and trying to see how important the dick is. I've started pirating sex books to pick up some moves. I've been on NoFap/NoPorn for about 2 Weeks, because I hate myself too much to get an erection. I haven't had a full erection since I started. But hey, upside is I looked at maybe ~500 dicks,and didn't even get a chub, so... at least I got confirmation that I'm not gay. If you're browsed /adv/ or /r9k/ you've probably seen my threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:21:21 No.98369925 Report

Quoted By: >>98370085

>>98369356
>scrawny = big benis
Can confirm.
T. 6x6, condoms can be a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:31:54 No.98370085 Report

Quoted By: >>98370484 >>98371328 >>98371451 >>98371576 >>98374591

>>98369925
>big penis
>6x6
Anon, I... Maybe it's /fit/ and /r9k/ brainwashing me but... I don't think 6"x6" is considered big. I've been told it's the dicklet cutoff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:35:24 No.98370141 Report

Quoted By: >>98370160

>>98369763
you are fucking crazy. Get help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:37:11 No.98370160 Report

Quoted By: >>98370310

>>98370141
Come on anon, I bet you've seen more autistic stuff here.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:45:43 No.98370279 Report

Quoted By: >>98370428

>>98369763

My god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:47:40 No.98370310 Report

Quoted By: >>98370428

>>98370160

Even the Treasure Planet autist had his shit together enough to do well in college, and he even got psychiatric help regularly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:54:23 No.98370428 Report

Quoted By: >>98370513 >>98373389

>>98370279
Oh come on, everyone has insecurities about their dick. And when it is legitimately small like mine, I have reason to be paranoid.

>>98370310
Well Physics is not exactly easy to do well in unless you have a clear head.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:57:24 No.98370484 Report

Quoted By: >>98370521 >>98380943

>>98370085
>Average penis size is 5.5 inches

>>I don't think 6"x6" is considered big.

>>>Maybe it's /fit/ and /r9k/ brainwashing me

Hmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:59:20 No.98370513 Report

Quoted By: >>98370564

>>98370428

Stop making excuses for the fact that you're letting something so small ha ruin your life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 19:59:46 No.98370521 Report

Quoted By: >>98370594 >>98380949

>>98370484
Shit anon, above average doesn't mean big. DaFoe's dick is longer than yours and it's flaccid. Where do you get this much confidence from anyway? I thinking about kms pretty much every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:02:37 No.98370564 Report

Quoted By: >>98370601 >>98370730

>>98370513
What can I do? Study and hope I become rich? Lift and become handsome? Then what? Hire expensive hookers and pay them extra not to laugh about my lil'pickle? I'm not putting this embarrassment of a cock in front of a woman. I'd rather die a virgin. Become a regular wizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:04:40 No.98370594 Report

Quoted By: >>98370656 >>98372675

>>98370521
A) I'm not that same anon

B) I'm not insecure about my dick because its outside of my control, who gives a shit. Why worry about something that you had no say in?

If you get a sexual partner who makes fun of your dick for not being big enough to her standard tell her to eat shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:05:09 No.98370601 Report

Quoted By: >>98370672

>>98370564
Get a Penis Implant.

Look anon, you have to compensate in other areas. If you like boys you should work on your butt. If you like girls you better learn some vagina techniques.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:07:06 No.98370634 Report

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>>98368361
I feel like Hulk's penis should be tiny, given the notion that steroid abusers have penis shrinkage due to the hormone imbalance or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:08:35 No.98370656 Report

Quoted By: >>98370703

>>98370594
>A) I'm not that same anon
How big is yours?

>B) I'm not insecure about my dick because its outside of my control, who gives a shit. Why worry about something that you had no say in?
Aren't you jealous of guys with 8" cocks? You can fix a body through training, you can fix a face through plastic surgery, you can become smarter by studying, but like you said, you literally cannot change your dick. Doesn't that anger you?

>If you get a sexual partner who makes fun of your dick for not being big enough to her standard tell her to eat shit.
Easier said than done. I won't lose my V-Card before getting done with my PhD anyway, so I figure I'll just hire some high-end escort to get the hang of it before going into the dating game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:09:37 No.98370672 Report

Quoted By: >>98370782

>>98370601
>Get a Penis Implant.
Thanks for the kind words.Really, thanks... I wonder what you'd say to a 4.5" guy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:11:35 No.98370703 Report

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>>98370656
>Aren't you jealous of guys with 8" cocks? You can fix a body through training, you can fix a face through plastic surgery, you can become smarter by studying, but like you said, you literally cannot change your dick. Doesn't that anger you?
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:13:14 No.98370730 Report

Quoted By: >>98370756

>>98370564

You've already said it. To hell with women, to hell with dating, just make your own life better and do what you want. There's no sense agonizing about it, just give up on sex and have a happy life, you miserable cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:15:15 No.98370756 Report

Quoted By: >>98370801 >>98370850 >>98373625

>>98370730
>just give up on sex and have a happy life
But I don't want to, I like women. I am handsome enough goddammit. I know how to play various instruments, I've made a couple of student films, I've taken singing and painting lessons. I even know how to make mosaics. I've gone through about 10 different sports in my lifetime. I have talents, and this shitty thing is messing everything up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:16:45 No.98370782 Report

Quoted By: >>98370806

>>98370672
Dude, you'll have a big dick. Sure it will hurt when you fuck and it might make you sterile but at least you'll have that big dong you always wanted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:17:33 No.98370801 Report

Quoted By: >>98370822

>>98370756
How small are you that your dick is somehow ruining relationships?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:17:58 No.98370806 Report

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>>98370782
But they don't admit anyone above 4" for a penis transplant, even if you have the money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:19:00 No.98370822 Report

Quoted By: >>98370862 >>98370878

>>98370801
See >>98369763
I'm still a virgin so nobody has laughed at it, but I consider it merely inevitable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:20:45 No.98370850 Report

Quoted By: >>98370975

>>98370756

Well then either get professional help, nut up, or kill yourself. Those are your alternatives to ruining your own life over being insecure about your little dick.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:21:16 No.98370862 Report

Quoted By: >>98370975

>>98370822
You watch too much porn, that's why you feel insecure all the time. Have you tried herbal medicines? Penis Pumps? Massages?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:21:52 No.98370878 Report

Quoted By: >>98370975

>>98370822
So your dick is somehow messing up your non-existant relationships.

Perhaps have you considered that the things you described are merely superficial attractions and a partner would be more interested in you as a person than you as a jack of all trades, master of none.

I dont think you have any idea at all how a relationship works if you think its only "I DO THING, YOU LIKE? WE FUCK"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:27:57 No.98370975 Report

Quoted By: >>98371018 >>98371064

>>98370850
Repeatedly calling it little isn't helping me anon.

>>98370862
Penis Pumps are too risky, same as Jelqing.

>>98370878
>So your dick is somehow messing up your non-existant relationships.
No, i said it messes up my head and the possibility of relationships.

>Perhaps have you considered that the things you described are merely superficial attractions and a partner would be more interested in you as a person than you as a jack of all trades, master of none.
If talents and traits don't form a character, then what does? "Me kind to animals, me good guy" or "me aggressive, me kill lot of people in army" is what it takes?

>I dont think you have any idea at all how a relationship works if you think its only "I DO THING, YOU LIKE? WE FUCK"
How do they work then? I am a friendless virgin, I've already said that.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:28:32 No.98370991 Report

Quoted By: >>98371007 >>98371087

>tfw not ashamed of cock
ah, the joys of confidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:29:36 No.98371007 Report

Quoted By: >>98371025

>>98370991
How big is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:30:14 No.98371018 Report

Quoted By: >>98371246

>>98370975
Then getting a bigger penis isnt going to fix your problems, anon, because they run deep.

You're fucked up to the core, go see a therapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:30:46 No.98371025 Report

Quoted By: >>98371246

>>98371007
6.5, but I'm thick as a fuckin' soda can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:32:38 No.98371057 Report

Quoted By:

>>98368361
>smiling nigga touching his forehead.jpg
You won't be insecure about you dick size if you don't have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:32:55 No.98371064 Report

Quoted By:

>>98370975

Neither is your fruitless obsessing

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:34:31 No.98371087 Report

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>>98370991
>tfw the biggest among friends
I can tell because they're all shy and shit and everytime i look there it looks like there's no baggage. Even the descriptions make them sound small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:37:58 No.98371132 Report

Quoted By: >>98371246

>>98369763
Unironically get professional help/ therapy, you have a problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:46:31 No.98371246 Report

Quoted By: >>98371329

>>98371018
>You're fucked up to the core, go see a therapist.
Can't, no money.

>>98371025
Well, good for you I guess...

>>98371132
Oh bugger off, 4chan's full of people who jack it to diaper porn. Me having an insecurity issue and thinking about suicide isn't that alarming.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:47:25 No.98371264 Report

Quoted By:

There you go

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:52:01 No.98371328 Report

Quoted By: >>98371403

>>98370085
>6" girth isn't big
>trusting /fit/ and /r9k/ that much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:52:06 No.98371329 Report

Quoted By: >>98371403

>>98371246
You're being a bitch, OP. If you're so insecure about your cock size that you feel the need to off yourself, just fuckin' do it already. Stop bitching about it to anonymous people on 4chan. Learn to adapt and move on. If I, a legitimate autist with the worst kind of introverted tendencies, can make a decent amount of IRL friends and have a healthy sex life, then so can you.

If you don't want to do anything about it, just off yourself now, because it ain't gonna get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:57:32 No.98371403 Report

Quoted By: >>98371426 >>98384392

>>98371329
>If I, a legitimate autist with the worst kind of introverted tendencies, can make a decent amount of IRL friends and have a healthy sex life, then so can you.
Yeah, but what's your dick size?

>>98371328
But /fit/ usually posts pics on imgur and they have legitimate monster dongs. So if the vast majority has 7"+ dicks, how the heck do I compete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:58:25 No.98371418 Report

Quoted By: >>98371445

>>98369763
anon, 6' is the world average. You're fine. Jesus Christ save us from those homo's on /fit/. They're ruining lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 20:58:37 No.98371426 Report

Quoted By: >>98371445

>>98371403
Cool. Off yourself,. fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:00:07 No.98371445 Report

Quoted By: >>98371459

>>98371418
But I thought 5.2" was the world average... You're making things worse anon...

>>98371426
I won't do it, but I wonder how you'd feel if you actually were responsible for someone's suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:00:27 No.98371451 Report

Quoted By: >>98371513

>>98370085
>admitting to browsing /r9k/

it's literally worse than being a brony at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:00:56 No.98371459 Report

Quoted By: >>98371513

>>98371445
Probably fine. You're a fucking parasite on the human race, you do-nothing bitch-and-moan little faggot. People like you should kill themselves for the good of the populace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:01:10 No.98371463 Report

Quoted By: >>98371513

>>98369356
I am never looking at Willam DaFoe's penis.

Ever.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:04:04 No.98371513 Report

Quoted By: >>98371547

>>98371451
Eh, we're all still on a Colombian Chicken Breast Image Board, so...

>>98371459
Jeez anon, calm down with the edge.

>>98371463
Why? Scared that it's too big? Wanna look at Fassy's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:04:41 No.98371529 Report

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>>98368361
This shit is getting as bad as when someone kept making threads about superheroine pubic hair.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:06:22 No.98371547 Report

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>>98371513
wow that IS a big penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:08:37 No.98371576 Report

Quoted By: >>98371602 >>98378140

>>98370085
You know a huge part of 4chan humor is targeting common insecurities and blowing them out of proportion right? Like the under 7 feet is a manlet meme? Hell even ancient shit The Game about exploiting our innate curiosity and hatred of losing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:10:14 No.98371602 Report

Quoted By: >>98371951

>>98371576
That's different from 7" dicks though. 7ft is literally impossible for a person to have. 7" is common enough to be believable and make you (me) feel small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:11:49 No.98371631 Report

Quoted By:

>flaccid length mattering
seriously guys?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:16:29 No.98371704 Report

Quoted By: >>98371775

>>98369763
DCEU Joker packs heat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:16:48 No.98371711 Report

Quoted By: >>98371736 >>98371775

You know you don't have to have pussy destroyer 9 inch cock likein your Japanese hentais for a woman to feel it right?

The clit is where you should be paying attention anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:18:32 No.98371736 Report

Quoted By:

>>98371711
dubs here speaks the truth
also get gud with your tongue
pussy is delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:21:16 No.98371775 Report

Quoted By: >>98374658

>>98371704
Yeah, I know. One of his girlfriends who was a pornstar said he actually has a bigger dick than any porn-actor she's been with.

>God-Tier Body Genetics
>Oscar Winning Actor
>Respected Musician
>Porn Dick
It's not fucking fair that some people are so gifted. Fuck God and his cruelty...

>>98371711
But I've never watched hentai. I just look at averages, read those "real women talk about" articles and watch the vids where they grab random women off the street and ask them, and the bottom line is that size does matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:22:31 No.98371786 Report

Quoted By: >>98371834

Seriously, dude, if you (somehow rightly) see sex as a bunch of problems, why can't you be fine with not having it? I'm a wizard-level virgin and my life has really improved since I threw all sex-related things out of my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:25:49 No.98371834 Report

Quoted By: >>98371908

>>98371786
Because I like women. I don't want to be alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:31:31 No.98371908 Report

Quoted By: >>98372059

>>98371834
Oh, and I want to go into space, but I understand that I can't, so I doesn't shape my life around this unreachable goal. Otherwise my existence would be really woesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:35:09 No.98371951 Report

Quoted By: >>98372059

>>98371602
>7ft is literally impossible for a person to have
No it isnt you fucking moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:45:13 No.98372059 Report

Quoted By: >>98372103 >>98372489

>>98371951
>7ft is totally normal dude
Come on anon, there's a point when b8 just becomes absurd.

>>98371908
But the two aren't in any way alike! We're talking about finding a woman, not inventing Time-Travel. Jesus anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:48:22 No.98372094 Report

Quoted By: >>98372242

>>98369763
At the point where a thought/obsession like that is quantitatively interfering with your normal life, you should look into getting mental help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:48:59 No.98372103 Report

Quoted By: >>98372242

>>98372059
>Normal
>>Totally Impossible

>>>>>>>>NORMAL

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Words have meanings dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:50:38 No.98372129 Report

Quoted By:

I keep having Dreams Where I suck my Dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:53:36 No.98372176 Report

Quoted By: >>98372242

>>98369763
>I flunked Physics III this semester because of it
The semester literally just started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 21:58:07 No.98372242 Report

Quoted By: >>98372348

>>98372094
Eh, I can't do it, so...

>>98372103
Yeah, one guy in a billion sure is something to take under consideration...

>>98372176
Not an American. 3rd Semester is ending now, 4th starts mid-Febraury and ends Mid-May.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:02:16 No.98372290 Report

Quoted By: >>98372379

>being this much of a pussy-ass fag
Just go to the small penis humiliation thread on /d/ where you belong and stay there until the thought of being a dicklet turns you on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:04:30 No.98372324 Report

Quoted By: >>98372379

If all else fails you can find an equally desperate fat chick, or an illegal who'll let you put a baby in her for citizenship

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:06:10 No.98372348 Report

Quoted By: >>98372379 >>98372417 >>98372452

>>98372242
You actually need therapy. 4chan has literally poisoned your mind to the point where you think a slightly above average schlong is a micro penis and it's ruining your life.

I would laugh but it's actually disgusting that a community can be this utterly wrong about life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:08:46 No.98372379 Report

Quoted By: >>98372438 >>98372470

>>98372324
But I don't want to settle. In that case I'd rather die a virgin.

>>98372290
But it doesn't turn me on.

>>98372348
Maybe you're right anon. Maybe I just need to block this site...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:11:01 No.98372417 Report

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>>98372348
>taking anything on 4chin without a massive grain of salt.
His fault really. If it wasn't here, he would have fallen to any of the other echo chambers of the internet.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:11:34 No.98372428 Report

Quoted By: >>98372515 >>98372656

>tfw 7x7

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:12:30 No.98372438 Report

Quoted By: >>98372656

>>98372379
>But it doesn't turn me on.
Then get cracking until it does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:13:47 No.98372452 Report

Quoted By: >>98372496

>>98372348
>I would laugh but it's actually disgusting that a community can be this utterly wrong about life.
Enlighten us, oh wise one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:14:58 No.98372470 Report

Quoted By: >>98372656

>>98372379
Block this site. Your dick is fine. Your phd is infinitely more important than a penis.

I don't care if this is bait, if you're legit this needs to stop. Unless you want to get into porn or spend your life trolling the bar scene living off of casual hookups, you do not need a giant dick. Most people do not have giant dicks, and that doesn't stop them from having healthy sex lives.

Please, leave 4chan. It's harming you. I say this out of love, you need to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:15:47 No.98372489 Report

Quoted By: >>98372656

>>98372059
>We're talking about finding a woman, not inventing Time-Travel.
And neither you nor me can do both, so both are unreachable to us. It's logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:16:26 No.98372496 Report

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>>98372452
/r9k/ and /fit/ about penis size and relationships in general. Not talking about /co/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:17:14 No.98372509 Report

Quoted By: >>98372656

>anon is above average and is sad because he doesn't have a monster dong that reaches the floor when standing up.
Cry me a fucking river you fucking bitch. Some of us have REAL reasons to feel inadequate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:17:43 No.98372515 Report

Quoted By: >>98372656

>>98372428
that's a fucking monster dude, 7 in of girth is absurd

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:18:46 No.98372529 Report

Quoted By: >>98372635 >>98372656 >>98373426 >>98378073

>in college
>tutoring a high school freshman, son of family friend
>arrive at his house early, no cars in lot
>use the spare key to sit inside since parents gave me the go-ahead and it's 100F+ outside
>find him and his girlfriend fucking on the couch
>unironically has a forearm-sized hard-on and nuts the size of golf balls
>feel incredibly insecure about being 5x4 and being a grower instead of a shower
>get buff for six months because that's all I can do
>new muscular thighs and wider frame makes my dick look even smaller
>become even more insecure
>start drinking
>go to a party and get trashed
>somehow hook up with a hot girl and start making out
>"oooh I want you to get hard for me baby"
>I WAS hard
>tfw given up on relationships

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:22:43 No.98372601 Report

Quoted By: >>98372678

>small dock anons cryinh
Meanwhile I have a really small dick, like 10 cm and I don't givr a single fuck. Chill out idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:25:05 No.98372635 Report

Quoted By:

>>98372529
Make a comics out of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:26:25 No.98372656 Report

Quoted By:

>>98372438
But I don't want to. I want to get better, not worse. When I started jerking it to Cenobite-Dragon Demon hybrids, I purged my PC, stopped going to /aco/ and the urges left.

>>98372470
Nah, it's not b8, it's legit. But I guess you are right, I do need to leave. Being so lonely and not going to classes for 1.5 years now has left me defenseless against the bants and all that.

Thanks for not being an edgy cunt anon. I appreciate it.

>>98372489
Oh bugger off, I don't have a microdick under 3", not am I mentally challenged. I'll keep trying out of pure spite and hatred.

>>98372509
But 5.1"x5.5" is bellow average. At best I'm 6"x6", and I don't know anymore. What's your size?

>>98372428
What >>98372515 said. Fuck you and your pornstar dick.

>>98372529
That's exactly what I'm afraid of anon. Exactly. What happened then? Did you have sex or...?

Imagine being ~4" flaccid, and only growing an inch. Now that's suffering. That's my burden...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:27:32 No.98372675 Report

Quoted By:

>>98370594
Longer dicks aren't always better for women, thick ones however....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:27:37 No.98372678 Report

Quoted By: >>98372746

>>98372601
Do you get to have sex though? And jeez, 10cm is small. Even when not bonepressing with a half-chub I got an 11cm, and that was the day the depression started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:30:29 No.98372726 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html
Congratulations!
Now move on with your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:31:51 No.98372746 Report

Quoted By: >>98372759

>>98372678
>Do you get to have sex though?
Yes. Quite a bit. I'm spaniard, getting laid is honestly too easy here.
Some girls feel good when I penetrate. Some others need some good lickaroo. Some times some girls don't get satisfied, some times some girls like me enough to make me friend with benefits.
Just get drunk and fuck some girl. First time gonna be rough, but after that you stop caring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:33:00 No.98372759 Report

Quoted By: >>98373034

>>98372746
Huh. Thanks for your honesty anon. I appreciate it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:38:46 No.98372835 Report

Quoted By: >>98373204

>>98369763
It's actually not about the length of the beper, but the girth. That being said, it also depends on you as an individual as well and what kind of lover you are. Doing the nasty is much more than beper in bergelina, and there are alot of factors that are included in this other than beper size. If you meet a woman who is like "Oh wow, a tiny beper, haha so pathetic." then you've met a woman who doesn't have sex that often or you've met someone with literal walmart tier mind sense when it comes to love-making. Size Queens are on the same level as as Men who want the Bimbo. Trust me friend, I've made love to a lot of men, you don't need to lose sleep over one factor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:39:27 No.98372846 Report

Quoted By:

>>98368361

speaking biologically, it would do hulk no good to have a massive penis. To have functional intercourse he needs to be able to get in. Id say he's about 12 inches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:41:39 No.98372883 Report

Quoted By: >>98372929

>>98368361
Why they nekkid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:44:33 No.98372929 Report

Quoted By:

>>98372883
They lost a bet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:45:55 No.98372953 Report

Quoted By: >>98373204

>>98369763
Unironicly see a therapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:46:48 No.98372962 Report

Quoted By: >>98373204

>>98369763
You should see a psychiatrist. It would be good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 22:51:23 No.98373034 Report

Quoted By: >>98373204

>>98372759
Anon, you still can choose a sex-free way of life instead of spending your time, money, health and other resources on these clearly helpless pursuits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:00:55 No.98373204 Report

Quoted By: >>98373297 >>98373591

>>98372953
>>98372962
I literally can't though. No extra money, no therapists around, and my parents wouldn't let me anyway.

>>98373034
But I don't want to dammit.

>>98372835
Thanks for the in-depth response anon. I guess you are right. It's not like I wanna fuck Bar Thots all my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:06:22 No.98373297 Report

Quoted By: >>98373412

>>98373204
Life is not about what we want to do, it's about what we have/should/ought to do for our own sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:06:34 No.98373299 Report

Quoted By: >>98373435

>>98369763
This is what internet porn does to your mind. It turns perfectly normal men into beta, insecure faggots.

Go outside. Talk to girls. Get laid. 2 weeks nofap is great but you really need to go at least a year to start wiping out the poisonous shit porn has done to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:07:08 No.98373311 Report

Quoted By: >>98373416

>>98368509
He banged his cousin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:12:13 No.98373389 Report

Quoted By:

>>98370428
>Oh come on, everyone has insecurities about their dick.
I wish mine were smaller, so I could make a better trap. :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:13:22 No.98373412 Report

Quoted By: >>98373434

>>98373297
Oh stop b8ing. The guy clearly needs help, and you’re just breaking him further. Some anons are giving advice, but all you can do is advocate for an unhealthy lifestyle. I ironically KYS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:13:33 No.98373416 Report

Quoted By:

>>98373311
In some Old Logan books IIRC.
They were rednecks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:14:17 No.98373426 Report

Quoted By:

>>98372529
>Falling for leg day meme
Pffft hahahaha you moron. No girl wants a roided monkey, get lean you idiot so it looks bigger on your frame that's why these stars look like they have monster hogs they're lean mother fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:14:35 No.98373434 Report

Quoted By:

>>98373412
I'm speaking out of experience. Feel free to critic anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:14:43 No.98373435 Report

Quoted By: >>98373485

>>98373299
>Go outside. Talk to girls. Get laid. 2 weeks nofap is great but you really need to go at least a year to start wiping out the poisonous shit porn has done to you.
I guess that's true enough. Maybe it's not so bad. I can always use the curvature to hit the G-Spot, right? That's a plus, I imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:17:10 No.98373480 Report

Quoted By: >>98373507

>not just becoming a baby-penis-humiliation porn star

lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:17:27 No.98373485 Report

Quoted By: >>98373507

>>98373435
Every girl is different. The vast majority get off just fine bouncing on a 5 incher. Many girls get off on the clitoral and vaginal opening stimulation. The girls that are size queens are somewhat rare and will probably ask you for a dick pic before fucking you anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:19:05 No.98373507 Report

Quoted By: >>98373568

>>98373480
But I'm not that small anon.

>>98373485
Hmm, good points. And it's not like I'll start using Tinder or whatever. Not even American, so sizes aren't as varied here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:23:51 No.98373568 Report

Quoted By: >>98373600

>>98373507
If you still didn't find anybody, future will bring you no more luck. You better consider my point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:25:02 No.98373591 Report

Quoted By: >>98373613

>>98373204
>my parents wouldn't let me anyway
Have you considered finishing puberty yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:25:45 No.98373600 Report

Quoted By: >>98373631

>>98373568
I might be an insecure, self-hating autist, but I’m not I secure enough to fall for this b8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:26:47 No.98373613 Report

Quoted By: >>98373626

>>98373591
I’m 20 anon. But things are different here. My father is obviously not right in the head, but I wouldn’t even dare mention he goes to see a therapist. It’s a giant social stigma around here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:27:37 No.98373625 Report

Quoted By: >>98373750

>>98370756
>no one has ever seen my dick
>it's my dick's fault that I don't have a girlfriend
Nice logic there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:27:46 No.98373626 Report

Quoted By: >>98373750

>>98373613
Are you Russian? Or whatever Twilight Eurozone you weird fucks are from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:28:05 No.98373631 Report

Quoted By: >>98373750

>>98373600
Anon, I'm 30. I know what I'm talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:33:11 No.98373702 Report

Quoted By: >>98373731 >>98373750 >>98373845

>A thread full of fat virgins mock someone with a small penis
Looks like classic 4chan is back on the menu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:36:05 No.98373731 Report

Quoted By:

>>98373702
>Looks like classic 4chan is back on the menu
I'll take my classic fat virgins over guys who says 'Talk to girls. Get laid' etc like it is so god-damned easy and doable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:37:02 No.98373750 Report

Quoted By: >>98373787 >>98373807

>>98373626
Balkans. Pretty close.

>>98373625
I didn't say it's the main fault, but it's a reason.

>>98373631
Well I think I'll do better.

>>98373702
But I thought 5.1"x5.5" is average enough, and 6"x6" should be comfortably in the "Above Average In Length, Big In Girth" Territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:39:47 No.98373787 Report

Quoted By:

>>98373750
>Balkans.
Well there you go.
Move to a country that isn't a shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:40:16 No.98373790 Report

Quoted By:

I wish my dick was smaller. I can't never get a propper BJ and I can never go balls deep.

Shit sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:40:55 No.98373807 Report

Quoted By: >>98374109

>>98373750
>Well I think I'll do better.
Yeah, yeah. Will see you in 10 years. Hope you'll get rid of your rose-tinted glasses by then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:43:43 No.98373845 Report

Quoted By: >>98373875

>>98373702
4chan was better when everyone was open about being nerds instead of the entire site rping as Chads here to slum it with the virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 23:45:36 No.98373875 Report

Quoted By:

>>98373845
We were throwing shit at each other pretending to be better than we are since eve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:03:28 No.98374109 Report

Quoted By: >>98374220

>>98373807
Jeez anon, I'm just saying I won't be a complete and utter fuckup. My clinically retarded and diagnosed cousin found a husband. I guess I can do better than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:13:28 No.98374220 Report

Quoted By: >>98374303

>>98374109
>My clinically retarded and diagnosed cousin found a husband
Spoiler alert: she is a girl. She didn't have to do anything to find a partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:17:58 No.98374273 Report

Quoted By: >>98374303

Unless you’re literally a micropenis or comically large, zero people care about the size of your dick. Why do you think it matters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:20:37 No.98374303 Report

Quoted By: >>98374351 >>98374361 >>98374549

>>98374273
>Why do you think it matters?
Because I'm insecure? Because I'm afraid a woman is gonna laugh at me.

>>98374220
Well, she is a titcow, pale, and has blue eyes and raven hair...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:23:58 No.98374351 Report

Quoted By: >>98374488

>>98374303
What if a woman laughs at your dick? Are you going to hit her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:24:37 No.98374361 Report

Quoted By: >>98374488

>>98374303

A woman who doesn't laugh at your small dick would still eventually leave you because of your all-consuming borderline autistic obsessive insecurity problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:33:54 No.98374488 Report

Quoted By: >>98374529

>>98374351
Well no, I'm not a violent guy. Although I do have daydreams where I choke my pillows or swing water bottles at the air, pretending I'm killing terrorists.Sometimes I do it multiple times a day.

>>98374361
Well I don't let it show anon. I've been hiding my autistic tendencies from everyone for 2 decades now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:37:11 No.98374529 Report

Quoted By: >>98374592

>>98374488

And trying to hide them in any sort of relationship will end badly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:38:26 No.98374546 Report

Quoted By:

>>98368509
And Umar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:38:42 No.98374549 Report

Quoted By: >>98374592

>>98374303
>because I’m afraid she’s going to laugh at me
But that’s not going to happen. Literally won’t. If she likes you enough to get naked with you, she doesn’t care if it’s a little less than average.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:42:03 No.98374591 Report

Quoted By: >>98374605

>>98370085
>average girth is like 4.8 inches
>6 inches not being big
Most porn stars have 5.5 to 6 inch girths, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:42:03 No.98374592 Report

Quoted By: >>98375061

>>98374529
Alright, full disclosure, I'm not that autistic. I never tried to an hero. I am a lazy fuck and want to shitpost a bit. I've been alone without human interaction for about a month and it's messing with my head. The moment I talk with some human beings I get back on track.

>>98374549
Eh, I'm afraid of the Size Queens anon. And like I said, the 5.1" was with a half chub. I assume a proper, rock hard erection is gonna put me at least in the 5.5"x5.5" average territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:43:06 No.98374605 Report

Quoted By:

>>98374591
Well, I guess I have girth going for me then, even if length is average.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:46:27 No.98374658 Report

Quoted By: >>98374741

>>98371775
>"real women talk about" articles and watch the vids where they grab random women off the street and ask them
You do realize that women absolutely suck at telling the size of their partner right? My ex told her friends I was at least 8 inches when I'm barely past 6. I've seen women say the last 4 guys they slept with were around 9 inches when that's damn near impossible.
>Generally accepted average is 5.17" ?0.65", so 9" is 5.9 standard deviations above normal.
>Height (US Male) is 70" ?3", so that's exactly as rare as an American man who's 87.7" tall (7' 4", 2.23m).
>Or bigger/taller than 99.9999995% of the population.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 00:52:13 No.98374741 Report

Quoted By:

>>98374658
I've gathered that. Fassbender's dick is being regarded as a monster, when it's a half-chub, and probably around 4". The guy is lean, his pubes are trimmed, so he has no fatpad or anything to hide it. It's big, sure, but it's not some Cockzilla. Chris Brown has a very, very long one for example. Fassebender just framed it in such a way as to make it appear bigger, and all the gals are screaming about how he's hung like a damn horse.

Women suck at spacial reasoning, but you have to have the right aesthetics. That's why lean and toned legs make more sense than built ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:14:29 No.98375061 Report

Quoted By: >>98375165

>>98374592
>I’m afraid of the size queens
How about you worry first about talking to girls before assuming that they’re the rare “size queen.” Seriously - the number of girls that actually give a shit is effectively zero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:21:11 No.98375165 Report

Quoted By:

>>98375061
Hmm, I guess that is a pretty good piece of advice. I guess they're pretty worried about their vaginas or boobs as well, and I honestly couldn't care less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:25:57 No.98375236 Report

Quoted By: >>98375256

>>98369763
Dick size means nothing. I got a fat 8 incher and am a virgin pushing 30. Unless you are into superficial size queens most girls don't even give a shit unless you are noticeably small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:27:12 No.98375256 Report

Quoted By: >>98375315 >>98375354

>>98375236
How come everyone on 4chan is a 30 YO virgin with a 0.0001% dick? Really astounding, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:31:38 No.98375315 Report

Quoted By:

>>98375256
>remember in the early 2000s when everyone online had a 7 inch dick
>now everyone online has an 8 inch dick always followed by "but i'm a loser and don't get laid"
>slowly seeing more and more people talk about how they have a 9 inch dick and how they're perma virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:34:31 No.98375354 Report

Quoted By: >>98375519 >>98375568

>>98375256
Most people here are losers with no social life and as for dicks not sure. But if anything it does prove the dick size does not make the man. Live your life anon. I got a nig dick and it's a nice ego boost but I'm still a bitch that will never get a gf. Having that "Awesome my dick is big as fuck" idea fades away really fast unless you got someone else saying to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:36:14 No.98375377 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
>tfw hard 4
fuck you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:37:01 No.98375392 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
Just do what I do and mutter to yourself "I'm a grower not a shower" and you'll be fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:46:49 No.98375519 Report

Quoted By:

>>98375354
but this could be you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 01:49:49 No.98375568 Report

Quoted By:

>>98375354
>>But if anything it does prove...

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

...it proves nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 02:07:37 No.98375822 Report

Quoted By: >>98375915

I'd trade an inch of length for an inch in circumpherence desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 02:12:28 No.98375897 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
How much do you weigh? A lot of what makes weiners look small is just fat on your crotch pushing up against it. Try losing some weight you me be surprised at the results. Also put on a dress and be my girlfriend <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 02:13:36 No.98375915 Report

Quoted By:

>>98375822
I'd trade a nut for the head to inflate properly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 02:14:54 No.98375933 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 03:12:05 No.98376730 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
Is this the new meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 04:40:53 No.98378050 Report

Quoted By: >>98380752

>>98368361
>>98369356
>>98369763
I dub thee "Recognizer of Bulges."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 04:42:51 No.98378073 Report

Quoted By:

>>98372529
>new muscular thighs and wider frame makes my dick look even smaller
Man, it's weird how that works. My penis was the same length at 13 and at 18, but the rest of my body grew so it feels smaller.

Anyway I'm in a human sexuality class in college and I'm 1 of 3 guys in a class full of female students and teacher, and when they covered male sexuality myths they make it clear penis size doesn't matter. Not only are the most sensitive vagina nerves or something in the outer third of a vagina even a micropenis can pleasure, a guy with a micropenis in the documentary we watched about male sexuality had lots of sex in the dark and the girls didn't even notice and (most) of the girls still went along when they learned he had a micropenis. The girls in class also reacted negatively to the guy who got surgery to increase his penis and said guys shouldn't feel so insecure since it doesn't matter.

>inb4 what's your size?
5.8-6 inches erect, who cares. The sexuality book for my class says the average ranges from 5-7 inches so you are good homes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 04:48:32 No.98378140 Report

Quoted By:

>>98371576
>THE GAME
you mother fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 07:48:55 No.98380129 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
Someone screencap this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 09:31:28 No.98380752 Report

Quoted By:

>>98378050
Does that mean I have to become a Tripfag now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 09:53:58 No.98380882 Report

Quoted By: >>98380913 >>98385997

>>98368361
Does Hulking out actually affect their junk size that much? Chulk doesn't seem to be that big but he's Korean so he'd fit the statistics...His dick would probably start under the S in censored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 10:00:26 No.98380913 Report

Quoted By:

>>98380882
They should have rotated the censor bar about 90 degrees.

Lame fags can't write a joke properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 10:05:41 No.98380943 Report

Quoted By: >>98380976 >>98381195

>>98370484
>Average penis size is 5.5
This doesn't sound right at all.

I think these dick measuring studies get flooded by pin dicks trying to skew the stats to make themselves feel better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 10:07:34 No.98380949 Report

Quoted By:

>>98370521
It's funny jumping the video from the start to the end and back again. That chick gets red.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 10:14:29 No.98380976 Report

Quoted By:

>>98380943
The data is skewed because the doctors measure it themselves which adds a level of pressure, reducing erection fullness, but at the same time generally men who believe they are bigger will let themselves be measured since they have self-confidence. It skews itself both directions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 11:08:50 No.98381195 Report

Quoted By:

>>98380943
Those are done by actual doctors. It's when insecure fags self-report 7"+ that the statistic moves upwards. The average dick is around 5.2" in length, and 4" in girth. If you look at average dicks by country, you'll see most fall in the 12 to 14 cm area. Grabbing a guy on the street and him reporting himself as 7" when he's 5", is what skews the results, not the doctors doing it properly.

>inb4 coping dicklet
Eh, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 11:14:21 No.98381217 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
What the fuck, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 13:02:03 No.98381770 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
Son, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you might be a fag.

I mean, there's no way thinking about other men's cocks or cocks in general as much as you do, can possibly be straight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 15:17:16 No.98382907 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
I honestly didn't even think it was possible to be this insecure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 16:02:09 No.98383382 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 16:06:40 No.98383434 Report

Quoted By:

>>98368361
HULK GROWER, NOT SHOWER!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 16:39:52 No.98383777 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 16:50:54 No.98383910 Report

Quoted By: >>98384221

>>98368361
>Stark's obviously a dicklet
Anon, we've known Stark's a dicklet ever since he showed up at the beach, in his armor, and put his swimming trunks OVER it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:22:01 No.98384221 Report

Quoted By: >>98384277

>>98383910
>Thor
>Hercules
>She Hulk
>Cap
vs
>Hawkeye
>Mockingbird
>USAgent
>Namor
>Scarlet Witch
>Iron Man

Even with the extra two people, this isn't even close to a fair fight. Clint and Bobbi are way out of their element, and Wanda doesn't add much unless she can magic. Cap is obviously beating USAgent, so you're left with Iron Man & Namor vs fucking Thor, Hercules, and She Hulk.

Game over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:25:54 No.98384277 Report

Quoted By: >>98384325

>>98384221
>Iron Man & Namor vs fucking Thor, Hercules
LITERALLY team Dicklet vs Team Hung-like-a-God!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:29:40 No.98384325 Report

Quoted By: >>98384488

>>98384277
>not including Shulk in the "hung like a god" category
Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:34:36 No.98384392 Report

Quoted By: >>98384512

>>98371403
Have you ever considered that of all the people that visit /fit/ the ones that are more likely to take pictures of their dicks are the ones that feel validated by their culture?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:40:02 No.98384478 Report

Quoted By: >>98384497

>tfw 5.5 inches uncut and definitely a grower
>have got laid with several women and made them cum
>none of them said anything about it other than that they liked it was uncut

It really doesn't matter my dudes. If you're really insecure from porn watch amateur porns like atkgirlfriends the guy in that series has a totally avertage dick and manages to make porn stars cum if he can do it anyone can

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:40:37 No.98384488 Report

Quoted By: >>98386771

>>98384325
Nah, Shulkie's made to be fucked by Hung Gods.

>ynr that time she fucked Tony to get a promotion
How do you thing the whole thing went down?

>Stark pounds forcefully
>Shulkie is not even feeling it
>how do you -UNG- like the Extremis -UNG- upgrades Jen?
>Jen suddenly wakes up from being half-asleep
>oh, they, oooooh, ver~oh, gooooood~
>keeps on going for a few minutes
>AAAAGHGHGHG
>Stark cums and falls down
>Walters awkwardly pretends to faint as well; fakes panting
>so, uh, about those new high up openings...
Memes aside, there's no way a normal person can satisfy Shulkie. The gal has been fucked by Juggernaut. So it's 100% obvious she fucked him for a promotion. I guess Stark was at least Chad enough to not give that used-up roastie anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:41:11 No.98384497 Report

Quoted By: >>98384529

>>98384478
>have got laid with several women and made them cum
Your point about girls not caring is true. But this line makes me seriously doubt you've ever had sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:42:18 No.98384512 Report

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>>98384392
Well to be fair, even on /fit/ nobody puts a timestamp, so... Dunno, might just be angles and everything. Not like they post pics with rulers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:44:02 No.98384529 Report

Quoted By: >>98384554 >>98385573

>>98384497
Why tho it's pretty true. At least they seemed like they all enjoyed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 17:45:51 No.98384554 Report

Quoted By: >>98385573 >>98388207

>>98384529
I think he's referring to the fact that women don't "cum" like men do, thus questioning the validity of your initial post, seeing as your "real-life experiences" come across as manufactured.

In short, did you mean orgasm instead of cum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 19:06:17 No.98385573 Report

Quoted By: >>98385791

>>98384529
>>98384554
>two anons who have never had sex talk about having sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 19:21:54 No.98385791 Report

Quoted By: >>98388207

>>98385573
Well shit anon, I am a virgin, not saying otherwise. I'm just trying to understand what that anon meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 19:36:34 No.98385997 Report

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>>98380882
There is an edit where it looks huge.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 19:41:52 No.98386063 Report

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>>98368361
Nah, Tony's a WOP. Doesn't matter if he's a dicklet or not, the guy has moves, charm and the Med Flair. Sex is about more than just "benis in vag".

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 20:40:15 No.98386771 Report

Quoted By: >>98387011

>>98384488
>Tony doesn't have a Hulk Pussy Buster

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 21:01:35 No.98387011 Report

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>>98386771
>Tony has the most extensive collection of custom, self-made, sex toys to accommodate ANY female
Might as well be canon anon.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 22:09:26 No.98388002 Report

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And here I was, thinking I'm a depressed sad sack. Thanks anon, I needed the laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 22:23:14 No.98388207 Report

Quoted By: >>98389243

>>98384554
>>98385791
Women can indeed cum from their orgasms if its a really hard one, like thick white dischrage that almost looks like sperm. Source: ive made my gf cum.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jan 2018 23:36:21 No.98389243 Report

Quoted By:

>>98388207
>source: ive made my gf cum
I’m sure you have, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 00:13:15 No.98389882 Report

Quoted By:

>>98369763
(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 00:18:48 No.98389967 Report

Quoted By: >>98390933

>ITT: Autists fall for the most obvious b8
Porn and loneliness have really done a number on you folks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jan 2018 01:12:13 No.98390933 Report

Quoted By:

>>98389967
I don't know if anyone's "falling" for it, but you severely underestimate the kind of people 4chan as a whole can attract. Real or not, this isn't all that far off from the crazy shit people have done here.

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