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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 04:47:43 2018 No.98198561 View Reply Original Report

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/co/ I’m fucking drunk and the girl I like is kissing up to some dude in front of me. Post /co/ shit now.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:48:51 No.98198574 Report

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>>98198561

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:49:39 No.98198592 Report

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This is too fucking weird. This is why I only drink beer. Ducking room is spinning and I’m getting mad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:50:08 No.98198599 Report

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>>98198561
cast fist or some shit nigga you're already drunk
50/50 she gets with you or she thinks youre an asshole and leaves your ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:50:55 No.98198611 Report

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I ducking know want her. Duck this guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:52:41 No.98198637 Report

Quoted By: >>98198740 >>98198764 >>98199040

Fuck fuck fuck. I’m gonna Kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:53:21 No.98198649 Report

Quoted By: >>98198666

Could you take this guy in a fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:53:59 No.98198666 Report

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>>98198649
I can take anyone. I can do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:54:52 No.98198682 Report

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Just beat his ass you fucking pussy bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:55:43 No.98198698 Report

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Fun story: I was at a party back in high school and since I didn't drink, I remembered everything. One of my friends was laying on the ground sort of half passed out and for some reason he had a huge hole in his jeans. So another one walks up to him and says "X I think your dick is thirsty" and pours whiskey down his pants. Then he starts crying from the pain. Luckily he walked it off cause shortly after he walks up to some dude and chick making out. The chick threw up on the ground and then started making out with my friend immediately afterwards, and then she went back to making out with the first guy. I also heard she got caught having a threesome with two black dudes by her brother later that night. Wild night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:56:20 No.98198713 Report

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>>98198666
DO IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:57:53 No.98198737 Report

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>>98198666
Satanic trips confirm you're being backed by a higher power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:57:57 No.98198740 Report

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>>98198637
Why do you deserve her more than he does?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:58:11 No.98198744 Report

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Imma about to pass out t

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:59:19 No.98198757 Report

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>>98198740
B caus Ifuckimg Love her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:59:23 No.98198758 Report

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>>98198740
Why do you think rolls need to deserve something to act for themselves. Are we but slaves to some arbitrary code of worth that we are forbidden to purse our own happiness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:59:27 No.98198760 Report

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>>98198744
RIP

Uncle Bastard

Uncle Bastard Sat 20 Jan 2018 04:59:42 No.98198764 Report

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>>98198637
Drink vodka, it makes you stronger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:00:33 No.98198783 Report

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>>98198744
At this point it might be better if you do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:00:40 No.98198785 Report

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>>98198698
I love these late night /co/ threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:01:06 No.98198796 Report

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>>98198744
Go home buddy your drunk!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:01:27 No.98198805 Report

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>>98198757
don't make an ass of yourself, dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:01:35 No.98198808 Report

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>>98198757
But she obviously doesn’t love you back, she isn’t worth what little time you have on this earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:02:22 No.98198821 Report

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>>98198758
No, I suppose not. He doesn't objectively "deserve" her any more or less than the other guy in some grand, universal way. I guess I'm just saying that if she wanted to be with him, she'd be with him, not the other guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:03:20 No.98198832 Report

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>>98198682
*beat her
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:05:06 No.98198856 Report

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>>98198561
Looking at the quality of advice that /co/ gives, I’m starting to wonder who the drunk one really is here.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:06:23 No.98198869 Report

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>>98198561

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:06:24 No.98198870 Report

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>>98198561
Find a cute boy to kiss. Girls are inferior kissers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:08:13 No.98198894 Report

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>>98198698
cool story bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:09:13 No.98198909 Report

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>>98198870
This. Traps>>>>>>filthy females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:09:19 No.98198911 Report

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>>98198856
Me, fuck him up OP.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:11:08 No.98198935 Report

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>>98198561

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:11:41 No.98198945 Report

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>>98198911
Actually I think OP’s passed out by now. Either that or he got his ass beat and knocked the fuck out, because there’s no way he could have been stable enough to fight makin posts like >>98198757

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:11:49 No.98198950 Report

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How about a You Laugh, You Lose thread to calm OP the fuck down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:12:39 No.98198962 Report

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If you fail at getting her OP, you can have pity sex with me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:13:00 No.98198965 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:13:27 No.98198974 Report

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>>98198962
Who would it be pity sex for, him or you?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:14:08 No.98198982 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:14:16 No.98198986 Report

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>>98198856
I just like watching, or at least knowing, people fight win or lose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:15:01 No.98198993 Report

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>>98198561
Is OP dead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:16:01 No.98199005 Report

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>>98198974
Both of us

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:17:30 No.98199018 Report

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>>98198561
That's funny some girl was kissing up to me while some weirdo watched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:18:53 No.98199034 Report

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oh god the motherfucker actually did it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:19:42 No.98199040 Report

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>>98198637
Obligatory pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:20:02 No.98199045 Report

Quoted By: >>98199071

>>98198561
>girl I like is dating my friend
>we have a great time together but always feel regretful afrerwards
>Tfw

I just wish I could find someone as kind and lovely as her, as selfish as that s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:21:19 No.98199057 Report

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>>98199034
Hopefully he just passed out from alchohol poising before he could do anything drastic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:22:09 No.98199068 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:22:14 No.98199071 Report

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>>98199045
You will find a girl like her or better than her, anon. Do not worry.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:22:46 No.98199079 Report

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>>98198561
Kill him and claim her as your concubine. You'll want to get the jump on him and go for his eyes with your thumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:22:50 No.98199080 Report

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>>98198561
OP when you wake up you gotta redeem yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:24:29 No.98199104 Report

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kill him and buy a handle of whiskey with his credit card. they'll never catch you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:26:07 No.98199126 Report

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>>98198993
bready sure OP is kill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:27:59 No.98199148 Report

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>>98198993
OP crossed a boundary from which there is no return

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:29:40 No.98199167 Report

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>>98198561
Walk to him, and punch him in the nose, then calmly walk away, do not make visual contact with the girl(bitches get even more horny towards you if you ignore them), and make sure she sees you are the superior male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:30:13 No.98199178 Report

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>>98198561
ask for threeway. 2018 the year you finally turn bi

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:31:26 No.98199193 Report

Quoted By: >>98199343

>>98198561
Here's some /co/ shit. Don't die before Incredibles 2 comes out. Don't get yourself killed!

On another note, how much/often does /co/ drink? What's your favorite type of alcohol?

I had 2 people live with me for about a month who just left, and they had a drink every night, but got drunk every 3 or so days.
My roommate never drinks to get drunk, but has a beer after work each day.
Personally, I'm used to only drinking once on weekends to get drunk. I prefer whiskey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:32:13 No.98199206 Report

Quoted By: >>98199265 >>98199276

>>98198561
Fuck this I need to vent like a total lunatic
>Be me
>Last year of highschool
>Go to an uni for reasons too long to explain
>Meet a girl there 1 year older than me
>Have a good 15 minute chat
>Only know her name
>Depart
>Fall in love with that woman
>Suffer for the stupid fact I didn't ask for her number or social media
>I only know her nickname and what she studies
>One year passes and I still miss her like if I had blown the chance for the perfect girl
>Start stalking facebooks
>After messaging a lot of possible facebooks I find someone that looks like her
>Not the one
>But this one eventually finds the girl I'm looking for and hands me over her facebook
>Finally find her
>Almost die of joy
>Ended up adding her and message her randomly for the next 4 years
>Fast forward to present day
>I become an artist
>My internet persona is disconected from my real self
>The girl I mentioned likes to see the shit I draw
>I also draw NSFW under the same pen name
>Sent her a drawing
>Forgot to remove the sign on the bottom
>She lurks for my page
>Finds porn
>Ohshit.png
>Suddenly receive a follow from her account
>She actually likes the shit I draw

Is she a keeper anons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:34:13 No.98199224 Report

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>>98198993
His inebriated state has led him to greater planes of existence.
Yeah he's gone. Check your local news tomorrow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:36:30 No.98199265 Report

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>>98199206
She’s a keeper. Godspeed, anon. Succeed where OP has failed.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:37:07 No.98199276 Report

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>>98199206
It's a sign anon. Hit her up and see if she'll give you the succ.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:37:52 No.98199284 Report

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>>98198561
>the girl I like is kissing up to some dude in front of me
congratulations, you are finally one of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:40:35 No.98199337 Report

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>He still has eyes for women

It's not worth it anon, just let her go and live life the way you want to. Women will never be anything but parasites

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:41:04 No.98199343 Report

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>>98199193
as much as i can afford.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jan 2018 05:41:33 No.98199351 Report

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>>98199071
Thank you, friend

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