>>98118772> taking my sarcastic comment seriously>>98120410
Your wish will be granted in a couple of pages, apparently.
That being said, I have more sympathy for Paulo, who actually tried to get over Lucy by dating other girls, only to get shit from her for doing so. Not to mention getting literally fucked by two other girls as revenge against the first girl he was dating.
Then after breaking up with Jasmine (a character who doesn't even deserve to be in this trainwreck of a comic), he tries to lay off dating and reconcile with Daisy, that is until Abbey decides to throw his daddy issues into seventh gear and threaten him physically.
If that isn't enough punishment, Bitch Lucy decides to come back into the story, take Paulo out to a carnival and then tell him the bold-faced-fucking lie that she never loved him, and then proceed to verbally and physically browbeat him into going to the party of the girl whose boyfriend just threatened him to stay away from.
Contrast with Mike, who's still hung up on a long distance relationship with a childhood crush who's obviously more interested in her career than him.
But hey, I don't blame you for trying to follow the convoluted drama dodecahedron of a webcomic that that tells it's story at the pace of a tortoise on Ritalin, and uploads pages just as slowly.