See, the reason all these guys are interested in doing, or capable of doing for that matter, is making generic sluts cosplay as their favorite male heroes is the fact they're basic model males.
All they do is think sex, dream of having sex, and lament the time between instances of feeling sexual pleasure.
Thus their creativity and motivation in life is entirely based around women, the only real source of sexual pleasure available to them outside of wanking, though they're still wanking it to women so I guess there is only the one option.
So if anything you should be shocked when these types manage to do anything other than masturbate furiously or try to make things to masturbate furiously to.
I'm mostly impressed they can pry their hands away from their dongs long enough to post at all.