>>976831645 uncomfortable facts about Jackie:
- She's the town bike--everyone gets a ride!
- She once blew the entire football team while the coach penetrated her from behind.
- Her smiley, laid-back demeanor is a facade masking years of deep-rooted shame over her promiscuity
- She rides her skateboard to forget. It's the only time she's truly happy.
- What hurts her the most is that even after months of living in Mewni, Marco has yet to come back and visit her. She will never forgive herself for dumping him.
