>>97430086we already discussed your waifu isn't capable of absorbing superman, is weak as shit to flame superheroes, gets dumber the dumber the lifeform it absorbs is, is easily detectable via blood tests, can't absorb tyrannids, can't absorb xenomorphs, can't absorb heroes constantly engulfed in flames, can't absorb plants, can't absorb plastic man, "the things" fanfic isn't canon, etc...
the thing would be a threat worthy of 1 or maybe 3 short $4 issues and that's it
