>>96686985>"How do I get my hands on one?"Well, they're only available to our VIP club members.
>Your wallet doesn't like where this is going.>"Tell me more."Well, for ten dollars a month you get to be part of the VIP club. Whenever a club member spends money here, they earn points that lets them buy things from the VIP store.
Things like special calendars, private dinners with girls, getting the girls to call you daddy for a day, access to the wrestle pit, and so on.
>You have a burning need to find out what this "wrestle pit" is.>"You spend point in the VIP store?"No, the points are like XP in a video game. As you get more your level gets higher, and the higher it is, the more stuff you can buy.
>Your brain is telling you this place will bleed you dry.>"Where do I sign?">Your brain is not at the wheel right now. 
