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ITT: Cringiest lines you've ever heard

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 17:15:27 2017 No.96634538 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>96641214 >>96641216 >>96641926 >>96642218 >>96648472

>"There was a time above...a time before...there were perfect things...diamond absolutes. But things fall...things on earth. And what falls...is fallen."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 17:17:31 No.96634584 Report

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>>"There was a time above...a time before...there were perfect things...diamond absolutes. But things fall...things on earth. And what falls...is fallen."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 17:19:31 No.96634614 Report

Quoted By: >>96648653

>Anyone got any orange slices?
LMAO XDDDD

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 17:20:01 No.96634618 Report

Quoted By: >>96636152 >>96645502

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 18:50:00 No.96636152 Report

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>>96634618

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 21:02:10 No.96638666 Report

Quoted By: >>96641497

Try to top this one fellas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 21:08:42 No.96638785 Report

Quoted By: >>96641576 >>96641600 >>96641648 >>96642354 >>96643071 >>96648091

>"He may have been your father, boy. But he wasn't your daddy."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 21:10:11 No.96638815 Report

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>I'm pickle rick

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 21:11:18 No.96638835 Report

Quoted By: >>96641268

Bob dies in season 2 of stranger things. Also very NSFW image.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 21:11:26 No.96638839 Report

Quoted By: >>96641148 >>96641323 >>96644792

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 21:11:57 No.96638855 Report

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>>96636152
Hank kind of looks like a Jack Kirby creation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 22:55:08 No.96641148 Report

Quoted By: >>96641257

>>96638839
Who the fuck is this beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 22:57:36 No.96641214 Report

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>>96634538
>dance off bro! you and me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 22:57:48 No.96641216 Report

Quoted By: >>96641353 >>96643435

>>96634538
>COME ON GUYS, LETS DO THIS!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 22:59:10 No.96641247 Report

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>Martha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 22:59:34 No.96641257 Report

Quoted By: >>96641365

>>96641148
John Green, prominent YA author.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:00:15 No.96641268 Report

Quoted By: >>96641371 >>96641434

>>96638835
Does he really? I don’t watch that Netflix OC crap and I’ve been trying to troll some people who do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:02:17 No.96641323 Report

Quoted By: >>96645160

>>96638839
He literally just wrote down whatever corny shit he thought girls would find romantic. Dudes like this are so fuckin lame (and most likely shitty people too)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:03:37 No.96641353 Report

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>>96641216
generic cartoon lines thread?
>THAT. WAS. AWESOME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:03:59 No.96641365 Report

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>>96641257
Oh fuck me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:04:24 No.96641371 Report

Quoted By: >>96641430

>>96641268
Yes he does. Go ahead and troll thos fags to your heart's content.

Also, to contribute to the thread:
>"Am I evil?"
>"Worse, you're smart."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:07:22 No.96641430 Report

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>>96641371
Rik n mort funi

Bump Man

Bump Man Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:07:29 No.96641434 Report

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>>96641268
Nope. Will does though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:10:31 No.96641497 Report

Quoted By: >>96647922

>>96638666
>Am I evil?
>Worse, you're smart.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:13:37 No.96641576 Report

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>>96638785
This line was great fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:14:24 No.96641600 Report

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>>96638785
I haven't seen GotG2 but this line sounds sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:16:48 No.96641648 Report

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>>96638785
You are wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:25:25 No.96641855 Report

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>I can't!
>I...I'm not as strong as you.

>No.
>You're stronger.

I only didn't like it because I wanted him to say, "No, perhaps not. But you're stronger than her." or something like that.
The God of Hammers line made me cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:29:15 No.96641926 Report

Quoted By:

>>96634538
DANCE OFF BRO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:43:47 No.96642218 Report

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>>96634538
Pretty much anything from Steven Universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:47:33 No.96642290 Report

Quoted By: >>96648205

>Ashi! I love you!
Of course, most of the cringiness comes from the context of when the line is said

Machine Jerk

Machine Jerk Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:50:34 No.96642354 Report

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>>96638785
>haha i spent your whole childhood abusing you but it turns out your real dad is worse!

trash

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:19:57 No.96643071 Report

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>>96638785
>There is someone on this planet with this much shit taste

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:21:40 No.96643107 Report

Quoted By: >>96643311 >>96645062

>I believe in my friends/love/myself that's why you will never win!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:31:06 No.96643311 Report

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>>96643107
>"Go ahead, hero, tell me how I will always lose because you believe in yourself, tell me that your faith in your own power will be my undoing, I want to hear your pathetic confidence before you die!"
>"Then you're going to be sorely disappointed, villain, because the truth of it is that I don't believe in myself. I'm scared, and I don't know if I'll be strong enough to survive in the world after this."
>"Ha ha ha ha! This is too rich, I never thought I would hear the mighty hero of the people admitting defeat!"
>"Hold on! You didn't let me finish, because you're still going to lose. Because while I don't believe in myself, I believe in you a lot less."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:37:24 No.96643435 Report

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>>96641216
>LEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY JEEEEENKIIINNNNNSSS

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:50:01 No.96643732 Report

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>"people die when they are killed"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:31:28 No.96644792 Report

Quoted By: >>96645151 >>96646058

>>96638839
since we're going into /lit/ beta territory

>None were good enough for her, so I held them in contempt and hated them. They in turn hated and feared me.

>But we were pleasant to each other. Always pleasant. It was a game of sorts. He would invite me to sit, and I would buy him a drink. The three of us would talk, and his eyes would slowly grow dark as he watched her smile toward me. His mouth would narrow as he listened to the laughter that leapt from her as I joked, spun stories, sang. . . .

>They would always react the same way, trying to prove ownership of her in small ways. Holding her hand, a kiss, a too-casual touch along her shoulder.

>They clung to her with desperate determination. Some of them merely resented my presence, saw me as a rival. But others had a frightened knowledge buried deep behind their eyes from the beginning. They knew she was leaving, and they didn't know why. So they clutched at her like shipwrecked sailors, clinging to the rocks despite the fact that they are being battered to death against them. I almost felt sorry for them. Almost.

>So they hated me, and it shone in their eyes when Denna wasn't looking. I would offer to buy another round of drinks, but he would insist, and I would graciously accept, and thank him, and smile.

>I have known her longer, my smile said. True, you have been inside the circle of her arms, tasted her mouth, felt the warmth of her, and that is something I have never had. But there is a part of her that is only for me. You cannot touch it, no matter how hard you might try. And after she has left you I will still be here, making her laugh. My light shining in her. I will still be here long after she has forgotten your name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:41:20 No.96645062 Report

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>>96643107
>he doesn’t cum buckets at the final battle monologue of TTGL

No, that’s your limitation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:44:13 No.96645151 Report

Quoted By: >>96645465

>>96644792
Hahahaha, holy shit who wrote this, a fucking anime club highschooler?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:44:24 No.96645160 Report

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>>96641323
Except it completely worked

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:50:44 No.96645318 Report

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>"The ends don't justify the means"

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:56:26 No.96645465 Report

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>>96645151
the reigning champ of high fantasy, of course

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:57:51 No.96645502 Report

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>>96634618

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:19:31 No.96646058 Report

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>>96644792
Well, the guy spent most of that book having sex with other girls.

There was like, 20 pages of him learning for 2 years fairy kama sutra.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:31:39 No.96646344 Report

Quoted By: >>96647283

what's the /co/ equivalent of this horrible, horrible, horrible marriage proposal?

personal i rank it the same as

>I love you.
>I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:35:41 No.96646433 Report

Quoted By: >>96648029

Is it cheating to just cite every issue of America so far?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:12:10 No.96647283 Report

Quoted By: >>96647784

>>96646344
>I know
>Hating on that line
I bet you liked the trade disputes too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:32:57 No.96647784 Report

Quoted By: >>96648098

>>96647283
i like phantom menace.

people make it sound like the whole movie is just people debating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:38:49 No.96647922 Report

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>>96641497
Came here to post this.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:42:21 No.96648029 Report

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>>96646433
Yes and no

Yes because it's too easy, and no because it's too perfect

America is the perfect marriage of smugness, incompetence, and an utter lack of self-awareness.
It's sort of like Chris-Chan for normies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:44:56 No.96648091 Report

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>>96638785
manlet

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:45:16 No.96648098 Report

Quoted By: >>96648422

>>96647784
>i like phantom menace

opinion discarded

But seriously, it's only kinda bad. AotC was where shit got just straight up heinous, and RotS was just good enough to make the flaws all the more glaring.
If anything, PM and RotS are tied

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:49:33 No.96648205 Report

Quoted By: >>96648389

>>96642290
At least that's not
>Ashi, you got Aku's powers!
>Oh, I do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:57:07 No.96648389 Report

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>>96648205
Like half of the lines from the finale were cringe incarnate

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Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 03:58:38 No.96648422 Report

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>>96648098
seriously though the whole "i know" thing feels like it started the whole "get two people in the same place stuck long enough = romance"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 04:00:37 No.96648472 Report

Quoted By:

>>96634538
>Martha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Nov 2017 04:08:52 No.96648653 Report

Quoted By:

>>96634614
.........
That it?

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