>>96397900>KevinKnocks up Nazz during senior prom and has to turn down a promising football scholarship because of it. Eventually becomes a mechanic in Eddy's dealership, while also working part-time in Peach Creek Jr. High as a gym coach. Constantly reminisces about his high school days.
>KankersStill living in the trailer park, they work at the local diner. They still try to seduce men on a regular basis.
>JimmyBecomes the owner of a pastry shop. After many years of Sarah treating him like her "gay best friend", he tries to force himself on her one night and gets the shit beaten out of him for it. Now he's a depressed alcoholic.
>JonnyDisappeared one day and left a note saying he was going to help protect the environment. Nobody knows where he is.
>RolfMakes a living selling off his produce.
Is given a literal trophy wife from the Old Country as a reward for completing his Urban Ranger training. Constantly fights tooth-and-nail with the local authorities who want to turn his farm into a new parking lot.
>SarahOwns a boutique store. It's across the street from Jimmy's. She occasionally helps with makeup and costume design for Ed's movies. Still craves Edd's dick.
>NazzGained a ton of weight during her pregnancy and decided to keep it afterwards. Now she works part time as a BBW model.
