Oh, but that's not all.>"There's more?"
Yup. She also added "special events.">"Like what?"
Scheduled theme days where all the girls where different outfits like bikinis, sexy halloween costumes, or a hula theme where we all wear grass skirts with leis tapped to our chests. Or competitions between the girls, where we have things like dance competitions, car washes, mechanical bull riding, or jello wrestling.
One time we had basketball game. We accidentally ordered basketball jerseys and shorts that were too big. The shorts wouldn't stay on, but since the jerseys were so big, we decided to just forget the shorts. Then the loosing team had to work in the jerseys without showering. Man, we reeked of sweat.
And some days we'll randomly change up the uniform. We could be wearing mini-skirts instead of shorts, go barefoot, or our special skimpy uniforms.>You swallow hard.>"Skimpy?"
Yeah, even closer to underwear than these saucy little numbers.>"Well, I'm sorry I missed those.">Part of you is sorry, but the part that's thinking rationally is saying that if just listening to this stuff is giving you a raging hard-on, actually seeing them would probably kill you.>You're choosing to ignore the rational part of your brain.
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