>>96332906cartman falls back on his own shit, not as bad as kyle unlike stan who mostly keeps up his masc shit to the end
id be tempted to put him above kenny cause of the princess kenny shit but even then kennys just a horndog
>>96332922against kyle, in general cartman has to lose or else the world is fucked but kyle can lose regardless
>>96332963thats another part of it, hes an emotional little bitch and its because of that that he goes after carman so much just to prove points and falls on his face half the time
meanwhile cartman just fucks around with everyone losing most of the time but with kyle he pull through most of the time winning in spirit every time even if he loses in the end
like with the jew gold where he got kyle to admit it exists but lost out on the actual gold, or the ball sucking thing where he broke kyle down to actually do it but then didnt actually get to do it
cartman loses to the world but wins over kyle most of the time and thats what makes it funny, you WANT to see kyle get btfo but you dont want cartman to win at the same time
>>96333031ever licked the tears of your enemy as hes tricked into eating his loved ones?
