>>96211877What, paraphilia? We're social creatures, our sexuality is as much social conditioning as it is internal drives and chemical stimulus response, and our minds are so malleable that it is in fact possible for someone to end up in a place where they get rock-fucking hard in response to the idea of a bitchy girl cutting down an entire forest.
Fuck's sake, there's a woman, an Olympian archer, who married the Eiffel Tower in 2008. She was banned from visiting it after some tabloid reported on it and the Tower staff freaked out on her and she experienced genuine heartbreak as a result, and is now in a relationship (that's how she characterizes it) with the crane she operates for her job in Germany.
If you have ever began a sentence with the words "There's nobody in the world who masturbates to" then your sentence is already wrong.
