>M!Powergirl shows up
>She's basically Chris Evans
>F!Jon has a guilty hots for her body, this sorts of ticks off Damian
>Damian approaches M!Powergirl
>"Karl, what's the secret to your buddy"
>"Oh hi little guy *scrubs his head*, if I had to give a suggestion, it would be...Push-ups, sit-ups and plenty of juice!"
>Later in the batcave
>There are literatly orange juice cartons spread all over the place and Damian is doing sit-ups
>"Master Wayne, I don't think this is quiet Healthy, you've done 200 situps with no breaks"
>"Shush Alfred *huff huff*, give me more juice!"