>Young Beth was just misunderstood and needed her father's atten-

A ray gun
A whip which forces people to like the bearer
Invisibility cuffs
A parent leg-trap
A lightning gun
A teddy bear with anatomically correct innards
Night-vision googly-eye glasses
Sound-erasing sneakers
False fingerprints
"Fall-asleep" darts
A lie-detecting doll
An indestructible baseball bat
A ladybug-shaped taser
A fake police badge
Location-tracking stickers
Rainbow-colored duct tape
Mind-control hair-clips
Poison gum
A pink sentient switchblade

NO, SHE WAS EVIL LIKE RICK!