>>95440527They ended up with so many designs they could've had a really fun /aco/verse, but no, everyone had to keep fighting.
Man, it makes me think of so many fun scenarios.
Picture it in your mind's eye, the outside of an old western saloon, a shadow is cast upon the swinging doors as a man enters.
The interior is part bar, pat theater with the curtains still closed as folks gather around in anticipation.
The man walks up to the bar where a lady dolled up pretty as a peacock is playing barmaid, polishing a glass mug. The man takes a seat and the lady asks him
>"Here for the show, big guy?"The man slaps down some money on the counter, his hat lifts revealing the familiar masked face of /co/nrad, he says
>"For you. I'll have a scotch on the rocks, and I mean ice."There's a cheer from the crowd as the curtains raise revealing a fake painted sky, cut out trees and tumbleweeds. Two scantly clad ladies gallop out on stage riding hobby horses.
The blonde with the big hat and mask stops and surveys the crowd, says to her native American companion
>"Now /aco/rn, this looks like a mighty fine place to pitch our tent for the night. Yessiry, pitch our tent... right in these fine folks' pants!"And with that they both slam the hobby horses into holes in the stage and begin to ride them like a rodeo pole dance. The crowd eats it up, the blonde surveys them again while riding that pole and spots the man dressed in blue sitting at the bar. She says aloud
>"Well I'll be hog tied!"In one motion she dismounts, relives her companion of her top to the crowd's delight, and pulls up her hobby horse to prance through the crowd.
/co/nrad now looks concerned, then physically uncomfortable as she hops into his lap. He manages to mumble
>"Hello J/aco/lyn..."She's now grinding him and has a hand on his face
>"Hey there cuz, long time no see! Enjoying the show so far? Cus' you ain't seen nothing yet!"The bar tender puts down /co/nrad's scotch, and coughs
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