Oh man, you all should've seen the looks on your *burp* faces. T-there you all are just sitting there expecting this to be a big anniversary event, just one big 3-year celebration of this timeless parody. Okay maybe I'm off by nearly a week on that note, b-but still here you are getting lured in to monitoring a near perfect scene-for-scene retelling of this animation, and you were right for the most part. Yeah that's right, you thought right there for a moment but then you got SEEEERVED BITCH! APOCALYPSE RICK COMING UP IN THIS BITCH TO SHIT ALL OVER YOUR DREAMS BABY!!!
Y-you really should've known better than to let your guard down. You should've known better considering last time. You know? R-remember that one Spongebob thread weeks ago where you had all those fake reactions to coincide with the retelling of an event within an *burp* episode, but then at the end they put Pickle Rick and everyone was genuinely angry? Remember? Yeah I bet you didn't remember but I'm MAKING you remember it. And you, you know why I am anon? You know why? Because you let your guard down and left yourself open to an attack again. W-what are you gonna do twenty years from now when you're engaging in psychological warfare and someone swoops a Pickle Rick through your brain and overloads your nervous system and eviscerates you from the inside out in a cruel unforgiving death? Blame me for existing? You better not. I-I mean you probably will but in reality it's your fault for being a vulnerable little manchild, or womanchild I'm not one to judge. But you're still *urp* vulnerable because of some shitty meme that happened in this future time frame years ago. So in conclusion, you got served. You got one-upped. I win yet again and you lost and fell in a pit of anger-induced shit. Yeah, l-look at all that shit you're wallowing in. Oh wait, you can't because you're too busy admiring MY WIN OVER YOU BABY!!!
I'M APOCALYPSE RIIIIICK!
