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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 02:55:40 2017 No.95094839 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>95094862 >>95094883 >>95094956 >>95095071 >>95095271 >>95095323 >>95095963 >>95096083

>cartoon boy has a crush on a girl
>show alludes to him having a chance

>cartoon girl has a crush on a boy
>show makes sure she has no chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 02:57:01 No.95094862 Report

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>>95094839
It's because you can't show little girls being sluts. It makes porn artists lazy because it's less fun to corrupt the pureness of a little girl if there's no purity to begin with.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 02:58:02 No.95094883 Report

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>>95094839
Thats what makes it funny because in real life its slmost always the otherway around

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 02:59:18 No.95094915 Report

Quoted By: >>95094956 >>95094974 >>95095139

>girl gets a crush on someone out of her league
>gets squashed within an episode

>boy gets a crush on someone out of his league
>spend the whole season/series following his pathetic attempts to get with her

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:00:08 No.95094928 Report

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>Gwen will never have a crush on you
thanks op I needed to be reminded of that

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:01:49 No.95094956 Report

Quoted By: >>95095006 >>95095117

>>95094839
>>95094915
I was going to post Jimmy Neutron of Fairly Odd Parents but pic related was closer in my folder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:02:46 No.95094974 Report

Quoted By: >>95095504

>>95094915
Off topic, the character you posted is one of the most obnoxious annoying irritating aggravating pieces of shit. Bleach is garbage, but Yachiru there? I always wanted anyone to murder her and then destroy the sparkles of her soul. And if Kenpachi gets in the way? Kill him too, he's another terrible character of the exaggerated battle honor extremist type who is lucky he's in a Shounen because any hero with common sense would have cut off his head the instant they got an advantage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:03:26 No.95094992 Report

Quoted By: >>95095034 >>95095091

BLACKED

you pedo white bois jealous that your waifu wants melenan cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:04:19 No.95095006 Report

Quoted By: >>95095074

>>95094956
You tried too hard to replicate Donaldposter

1/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:05:31 No.95095034 Report

Quoted By: >>95095883

>>95094992
>false flagging

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:06:53 No.95095071 Report

Quoted By: >>95095106

>>95094839
cartoons are fantasy. In order for it to be fantasy it has to be the opposite of reality. IRL most women who arent pure degenerates (in some cases even then) can easily get with any single guy they flirt with, merely because of the fact shes flirting will interest a guy. But a guy has to show that he's capable of making it worth a girls while if she does choose to date him. With guys its a 50/50 chance she'll even notice you, let alone be interested in you if you flirt. Hell, today its considered harassment for a guy to flirt with a girl if she decides he isnt attractive enough.

TL;DR, this trope is the exact opposite irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:07:01 No.95095074 Report

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>>95095006
I'm sorry, who? Did I just post something from some infamous tripfag or shitposter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:08:08 No.95095091 Report

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>>95094992
>melenan

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:09:11 No.95095106 Report

Quoted By: >>95095244

>>95095071
Yeah, there is a solution to all that. Don't be an ugly fuck.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:09:53 No.95095117 Report

Quoted By: >>95095321

Well, many cartoons are for male producers and animators to write out their ideal youth that they likely missed out on. Females in the industry rarely do that because it's easier for them to have better romantic childhoods.

>>95094956
Same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:10:47 No.95095139 Report

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>>95094915
>girl gets a crush on someone out of her league
>gets squashed within an episode

just more of "'you cant like girls younger than you'' brainwashing shit mostly American shows like to do while it gets considered weird in anime

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:13:44 No.95095205 Report

Quoted By: >>95095321

>cartoon girl has a crush on a boy
>boy is the self insert of the writer of the show who's been obsessed with said girl since the 90s
>girl proceeds to twerk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:15:24 No.95095244 Report

Quoted By: >>95095462 >>95095563

>>95095106
Or better yet remove women's rights and any mangina simp white knight faggot that interferes? Cut off his cock & balls, brand his forehead with the insignia of being a mangina which will black list him from employment and then be left to starve in the streets.

Most men would mind their own business in matters relating to women if they had that kind of horrible fate hanging on their heads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:16:38 No.95095271 Report

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>>95094839
>We'll never know because the show keeps cockblocking everybody until it gets suddenly cancelled.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:18:52 No.95095321 Report

Quoted By: >>95095349

>>95095117
>>95095205

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:18:58 No.95095323 Report

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>>95094839
>>show makes sure she has no chance
It was for the best.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:19:55 No.95095349 Report

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>>95095321

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:20:39 No.95095370 Report

Quoted By: >>95096057

Name 14 shows that do this or else you're exaggerating the prevalence of this cliche probably as a means to have a stealth thread of some sorts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:24:51 No.95095462 Report

Quoted By: >>95095512

>>95095244
Too much effort. Just don't be ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:26:32 No.95095504 Report

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>>95094974
she is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:26:53 No.95095512 Report

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>>95095462
Better yet don't be a poorfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:26:55 No.95095513 Report

Quoted By: >>95095533 >>95095608 >>95095621 >>95095693

>>95094883
Gotta give those little boys the idea that they can actually get the girl they like.

Maybe they'll grow up normal instead of realizing they have no chance, and end up cynical and bitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:27:59 No.95095533 Report

Quoted By: >>95095621

>>95095513
Looking at this place, I don't think it worked very well at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:29:19 No.95095563 Report

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>>95095244
>Or better yet remove women's rights and any mangina simp white knight faggot that interferes? Cut off his cock & balls, brand his forehead with the insignia of being a mangina which will black list him from employment and then be left to starve in the streets.

Wow, troll, you sure do make the case for being an asshole. You literally want to enslave or destroy anyone who doesn't agree with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:31:39 No.95095608 Report

Quoted By: >>95095662 >>95095667

>>95095513
It's always better to let boys know the truth instead of filling their heads with falsehoods portraying women as everything they have never been.

Women aren't "waifus" and shit like that. It's better that they learn early on that women are shallow disloyal whores who will backstab them for a chad/brad or rich fucker. What good is there in lies? It's funny, we tell boys early on:

"Santa Claus is not real."

Yet this shitty culture doesn't want to tell boys "Girls are NOT made of sugar, spice, and everything nice." The misinformation leads boys to needless stress and suffering during their teen years and early adulthood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:32:16 No.95095621 Report

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>>95095513
>>95095533

This is the place where people go who weren't just rejected, but rejected for being egotistical assholes.

They can't believe they're at fault for anything, so ruin this place whining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:34:15 No.95095662 Report

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>>95095608
>women are shallow disloyal whores who will backstab [men] for a chad/brad or rich fucker.

Men who think women are like this will backstab the women the same way, continuing the cycle. Watch out with those red pills, swallow too many and you'll get diarrhea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:34:26 No.95095667 Report

Quoted By: >>95095745 >>95095785

>>95095608
Yeah, it's not our fault, it's those dumb women! Who wants their cooties anyway, am I right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:34:29 No.95095671 Report

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>>95095323
Is that you, Cass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:35:50 No.95095693 Report

Quoted By: >>95095763

>>95095513
>Gotta give those little boys the idea that they can actually get the girl they like.

This is only done because it's acceptable to lie and deceive boys. To keep them chasing pussy because if they chase pussy many industries profit and in the long term for society it means they will get nice healthy slaves to divorce rape should it lead to marriage.

Why do you think most stories end with the hook up? No one wants to portray the relationship as bad for a man. And if it is bad? The solution is always ANOTHER relationship. Gotta keep the male sex nice and drugged into worshiping pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:38:20 No.95095745 Report

Quoted By: >>95095785 >>95095822 >>95096268

>>95095667
>Yeah, it's not our fault, it's those dumb women! Who wants their cooties anyway, am I right?

Ding. Ding. This. Asshole men AND asshole women can't believe they've been rejected for their asshole ways, so began the cults of /pol/ and tumblr to explain why it's actually a giant conspiracy by the other gender.

Normal people just want to get on with their lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:39:21 No.95095763 Report

Quoted By: >>95095814

>>95095693
I wonder what would happen if the opposite happened though. Showing how its actually more bullshit than textbook disney movie relationship.

Would it be better or worse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:40:38 No.95095785 Report

Quoted By: >>95095863 >>95095890 >>95095934 >>95095944 >>95096056

>>95095667
>>95095745
How many here have actually been rejected outright as opposed to never having asked anybody out in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:42:04 No.95095814 Report

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>>95095763
The opposite happens in every Charlie Brown cartoon ever made.

And, of course, people like our guru here claim that ALSO proves women are evil.

Pro tip: don't be an asshole. When you are one, every relationship feels bad, regardless of what sex you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:42:29 No.95095822 Report

Quoted By: >>95095967

>>95095745
I'd like to believe its a case of both asshole men and asshole women ruining it for genuinely good people which in turn makes them become assholes.

The only people who get on with their lives are those who truly don't give a fuck about this that much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:44:39 No.95095863 Report

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>>95095785
>How many here have actually been rejected outright as opposed to never having asked anybody out in the first place?

Me.

I was rejected lots of times (including by one girl I was deeply in love with), accepted a few times, am in year two of a great relationship now but had several years without one, too.

You know what? Life went on. I'm still friends with some of my exes even if I hate others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:45:54 No.95095883 Report

Quoted By: >>95096036

>>95095034
Right? Thankfully no one here is dumb enough to take the bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:46:14 No.95095890 Report

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>>95095785
define outright, because for me its usually
>maybe if I just stop replying/tell him I forgot/etc. he'll eventually stop bugging me.

And everytime I get a little bit more bitter and say," Fuck it, I dont care, I'd rather sit at home and watch fucking cartoons anyway."

A life filled with hookers and sluts aint too bad right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:49:31 No.95095934 Report

Quoted By: >>95096180 >>95096298

>>95095785
I once got rejected 5 times in a single day in less than 8 hours if I recall, then hook up with a nice girl in a bar that night.

My success ratio sucks, but I guess I do have a nice record of keeping relationships for more than a year, dunno I never had a crush, whenever I meet a girl my age that struck my fancy I went on and asked her out, I guess I was too impatient and horny to crush on someone.

Anyways if I learned anything at all is that most girls would just say yes because it makes them feel special, and dome would even ask you out later because you were the only one that even dared to ask them out.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:50:15 No.95095944 Report

Quoted By: >>95096024 >>95096049 >>95096311

>>95095785
>be me
>15 years old
>work up the nerve to tell your tomboy friend you like her
>she turns out to be a cousin you forgot you had
>she tells your uncle so he can give you "the talk"
>yfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:51:32 No.95095963 Report

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>>95094839
It's pretty much always the other way around, at least nowadays. Maybe you mean old cartoons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:51:43 No.95095967 Report

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>>95095822
>The only people who get on with their lives are those who truly don't give a fuck about this that much

Yep. In other words, those who don't think they need a relationship to make their lives complete. Frankly, that's healthy.

Here at 4chan we don't just have rejected assholes, we have rejected assholes who have turned their self righteousness into a religion. Take the red pill and realize you're never at fault.

How old are these philosophers? 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:54:40 No.95096024 Report

Quoted By:

>>95095944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:55:12 No.95096036 Report

Quoted By:

>>95095883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U_C_q6WcU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:56:09 No.95096049 Report

Quoted By: >>95096276

>>95095944
Awkward.

Did you fuck her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:56:30 No.95096056 Report

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>>95095785
I have never asked anybody out, mainly because, insecurity and social retardation aside, I don't like going anywhere in the first place.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:56:31 No.95096057 Report

Quoted By: >>95096262

>>95095370
Grim Adventures, Gravity Falls, New Batman Adventures, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, Ed Edd n Eddy, Avatar, Captain N, Clone High, Recess, Tiny Toons, TMNT 2012, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and Thundercats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:57:57 No.95096083 Report

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>>95094839
That's not true. Both usually have no chance. They drag it out if it's the main character.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:01:39 No.95096143 Report

Quoted By: >>95096228

>boy decides to go for the shallow and out-of-his-league girl
>even though boy has way better options of girls in the rest of the cast

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:04:05 No.95096176 Report

Quoted By: >>95096195

Jesus Christ, there are a lot pathetic assholes in this thread.

I don't remember there being so many "holier-than-thou", pseudo-philosophers on /co/ ten years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:04:08 No.95096180 Report

Quoted By: >>95096323

>>95095934
>1/6 = most girls
u w0t m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:05:09 No.95096195 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096176
This is just what the internet is now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:06:56 No.95096228 Report

Quoted By: >>95096246 >>95096294

>>95096143
Let's be honest here for a second, everywhere wants to fuck an alpha bimbo at least once, sure he can get the dull looking nice girl, but a trophy is not something you can get from her.

It also gives you something to brag about with the other chads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:07:57 No.95096246 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096228
>everyone
>trophy fuck
I wish I was more sober tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:08:46 No.95096262 Report

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>>95096057
Billy and Mandy as you've shown yourself ends with her crush requiting and her getting over him BECAUSE he requited.
Don't know which episode of Batman you're talking about.
Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy and Tooty are end game and many episodes end with Timmy giving her a little bit of hope.
I don't know if Jimmy Neutron ever had Nick give Cindy a shot
Ed Edd & Eddy I'll give you but I it's not like the Kankers are just innocent crushes in that instance.
Never saw Captain N
Clone High ends with Abe realizing Joan liked him, just in time for her to fuck JFK
Recess I'm only aware of that episode where Mikey had the unrequited crush
Tiny Toons I remember Montana giving Elmyra a chance.
Didn't watch TMNT
Jenny's crush did go out with her, but only because she was a really good mirror and she ditched the guy.
I don't know what episode of Thundercats you mean.

God...this is my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:09:01 No.95096268 Report

Quoted By: >>95096316 >>95096325

>>95095745

A guy in my high school had a crush on me and it was awkward and terrible but I turned him down.

Didn't work, he kept asking, following me home, showing up there during weekends, waiting for me in my classes. Didn't matter what I said, even when I started crying that I didn't like him. Gave me very real anxiety, and now any time a guy shows any interest I just get panicked and start avoiding them.

Anyway, come to find out that my older brother was telling the dude that I was secretly, deep down ACTUALLY interested, and he just needed to ask, over and over and over again. My older brother thought it was funny. Anyway now I'm a 28 year old virgin on /co/, so guess who got the last laugh (my bro)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:09:33 No.95096276 Report

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>>95096049
I was invited to swim awkwardly in circles with her and another one of my friends in a poor as hell backyard pool after about two weeks of what I said never being brought up ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:10:16 No.95096294 Report

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>>95096228
>chad
Is that the new word for "normal person that I resent for being normal?"

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:10:23 No.95096298 Report

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>>95095934
I learned the hard way that sometimes people would rather fuck you instead of being in an actual relationship with you.

I get rejected by every girl I was interested in, but through some voodoo magic, one girl was ballsy enough to invite me over, and never talk to me again. Go figure. Not good enough to date, but good enough to cheat on your boyfriend at the time.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:10:56 No.95096311 Report

Quoted By:

>>95095944
But was she hot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:11:19 No.95096316 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096268
Did you get therapy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:11:32 No.95096323 Report

Quoted By: >>95096346

>>95096180
That was a single day. A single fucking day.

Picture something similar every weekend during my entire puberty and college life.

I honestly lost track my friend, however that day stuck on me because I fucking got rejected 5 times in a row.

I need to say that I at least asked out a couple of girls from my high school, several of them actually asked me out the next summer or the next year, heck 2 even asked me out for prom but I was already going out with the cousin of one of my friends from my local TCG and comics store. I actually played Halo with my friends and spent the evening with my girlfriend while my entire grade was stuck in prom fuckery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:11:45 No.95096325 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096268
Shoulda just fucked the guy. Bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:13:08 No.95096346 Report

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>>95096323
Well that just means you're facially attractive. Congrats on your luck I guess.

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