>>95094841Okay, both wards seem to involve christfaggotry so we're just going to do both, hope for the best.
Look out your window, turn your pillow then sign the cross on it.
Say this prayer before you go to bed:
Here I am lying down to sleep;
No night-mare shall plague me
until they have swum through all the waters
that flow upon the earth,
and counted all stars
that appear in the skies.
[Thus help me God Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. Amen!
Just in case all that doesn't work, keep a lemon in hand when you go to bed, and leave a light on.
