>Compatibility tester
>"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE IN THE CUL-DE-SAC? STEP RIGHT UP TO EDDY'S ROMANCE ROULETTE AND FIND OUT WHO IN THE CUL-DE-SAC WAS MADE FOR YOU!"
>You into a box made to look like a computer, Eddy stands behind it and makes computer noises with his mouth while Ed sits in the "computer" part of the box with a pile of pictures of random characters and slides them through the "printer"
>Edd is in an overhead compartment doing the voice for the computer, looking through a peephole.
>Johnny steps in
>BEEP BOOP BEEPITY BEEP BOOP
>"Congratulations Johnny, your ideal romantic partner is Sarah!"
>"Congratulations Jimmy! Your ideal romantic partner is... Nazz?"
>"Rolf, your ideal romantic partner is... Plank?"
>"Kevin, your ideal romantic partner is... Your... Bike? Oh dear..."
>All the kids around the cul-de-sac start trying to date their mis-matched random partners because they believe it will work out
>Hijinks ensue when things inevitably fail and everyone gets angry at the Eds
>Everyone but Kevin is trying to hunt them down
>The Eds hide out in the dating machine, and they've got their quarters, they just have to wait for the heat to die down outside
>The machine begins beeping
>Three pictures slide out of the machine
>The Kankers
>They begin panicking
>The door's stuck
>The Kankers heads come through the picture slot
>"Congratulations." and Laughter
>The episode ends with the outside of the box jumping around and the Eds screaming
