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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 19:16:28 2017 No.95043426 View Reply Original Report

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CONSIDER

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:17:37 No.95043445 Report

Quoted By: >>95043565

THE

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:17:38 No.95043446 Report

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>>95043426
ISLAND INBREEDING

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:17:40 No.95043448 Report

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>>95043426
the following

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:18:32 No.95043458 Report

Quoted By: >>95046664 >>95056005 >>95096992

I like coconut. I get how people could Not like it though. The texture is odd but I like that in food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:20:25 No.95043487 Report

Quoted By: >>95046487

>>95043426

WE MAKE OUR NETS FROM THE FIBERS
THE WATER IS SWEET INSIDE
WE USE THE LEAVES TO BUILD FIRES
WE COOK UP THE MEAT INSIDE

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:20:56 No.95043493 Report

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>>95043426
Considered

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:25:45 No.95043565 Report

Quoted By: >>95046408 >>95050642 >>95097467

>>95043445
COCONUTS

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:25:55 No.95043570 Report

Quoted By: >>95043956 >>95043986 >>95046100 >>95046200 >>95046231

If you ate nothing but coconut you would straight shit yourself to death.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:28:17 No.95043619 Report

Quoted By: >>95044207

>>95043426
Consider the best song in the movie.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:47:35 No.95043956 Report

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>>95043570
Hot

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 19:49:01 No.95043986 Report

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>>95043570
that's what pigs, fish, all kinds of tropical fruits, tubers, etc. are for.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 20:01:06 No.95044207 Report

Quoted By: >>95044353 >>95046354 >>95046462 >>95046514 >>95095708

>>95043619
NOT so fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oexzNG8me4I

Where were you when the sheer imensity of your ancestor's legacy compelled you on the journey to your epic destiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 20:09:07 No.95044353 Report

Quoted By: >>95046514 >>95085316

>>95044207
Not so fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiSF8HpyDg

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:44:06 No.95046100 Report

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>>95043570
>Implying they would just eat coconut

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:46:18 No.95046141 Report

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>>95043426
COLONIZING

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:49:45 No.95046200 Report

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>>95043570
you'd be fine.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:51:18 No.95046231 Report

Quoted By: >>95046313 >>95046359 >>95047521

>>95043570
The whole movie was about how the island had no more fish they could survive on my man.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:55:43 No.95046313 Report

Quoted By: >>95046464 >>95081295

>>95046231

Yeah, but they also had pigs, chickens and taro root.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:57:30 No.95046354 Report

Quoted By: >>95046462 >>95061426

>>95044207
Why do you think I joined the alt-right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 21:57:43 No.95046359 Report

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>>95046231
It wasn't just fish, everything was dying

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:00:09 No.95046408 Report

Quoted By: >>95046475 >>95046575

>>95043565
Who dis?

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:02:33 No.95046462 Report

Quoted By: >>95047207

>>95044207
>>95046354
oh that's where the tiki torches came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:02:36 No.95046464 Report

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>>95046313
Yeah, and their crops were all dying out which would've fuck that whole situation up.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:03:01 No.95046475 Report

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>>95046408
Moana's VA

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:03:37 No.95046487 Report

Quoted By: >>95046539 >>95051893

>>95043487
This whole song came off as lazy writing to me, I mean look at that shit, they rhymed inside with itself.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:04:44 No.95046514 Report

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>>95044353
Dunno why this one got so much hate, it was the best by far.

>>95044207
Second place here

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:05:54 No.95046539 Report

Quoted By: >>95046596

>>95046487
>Not recognizing internal rhymes.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:07:16 No.95046575 Report

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>>95046408
Moana's voice actress

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:08:20 No.95046596 Report

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>>95046539
I recognize it, it still comes out sounding wonky in the song because of both lines ending identically.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:11:13 No.95046664 Report

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>>95043458
Fresh coconut is quite different from preserved coconut

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:30:00 No.95047058 Report

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:31:47 No.95047096 Report

Quoted By: >>95047267

>>95047058
Life of Pi did it better.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:37:19 No.95047201 Report

Quoted By: >>95047277 >>95050246 >>95065520

SHIN-EH

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:37:24 No.95047207 Report

Quoted By: >>95047263 >>95047431 >>95064996 >>95090206

>>95046462
When you translate Moana's journey into that of a white man, the parallels stand out harder.
>Motonui - Comfortable Suburbia
>The rot of Te Ka - creeping social decay, literal nature rotting black tendrils
>Maui - The myths and legends of white men in the exploration age, but the heart of boomer narcissism
>the heart of Te Fiti - the core of moral control stolen in the past, stolen away natural barriers of culture taken to appease boomer pride, unaware of the consequences
>Moana's father - symbol of complacency
>Moana's grandmother - the generations before the social purge who remember what we were before
>Pua abandons Moana, but HeiHei joins - capitalists abandon her, national pride (french and polynesian) keeps with her in the journey
>Kakamora - somalians who seek power with little care for its preservation, pirates and refugees in one
>Tamatoa - Gen X, inspired by the legends and Boomers Maui came from but retreating inward, becoming hedonistic and cruel
>the ancestors - explorers and inventors, conquerors of land and charters of the sea
>the ending - The hero leads their people to a new golden age in the traditions of the past
You could probably do a Chateau Autiste on this.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:38:33 No.95047235 Report

Quoted By: >>95047293

>>95043426
This

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:38:58 No.95047241 Report

Quoted By: >>95047293

>>95043426
THIS, THE HINT OF THE CENTURY

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:39:40 No.95047263 Report

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>>95047207
>te ka can't swim because she's black

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:39:45 No.95047267 Report

Quoted By: >>95055812 >>95097356

>>95047096
life of pi was utter dogshit

read the whole book and it was just "hurrdidurr look at me i believe in all religions at once, oh no now i am stranded at sea with a tiger, lel look i am eating fucktons of turtles and seaslime, the end"

utter fucking garbage

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:40:13 No.95047277 Report

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>>95047201
YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS SHINY

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:40:51 No.95047293 Report

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>>95047235
>>95047241
REMind

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:46:50 No.95047431 Report

Quoted By: >>95047571 >>95047697

>>95047207
Yeah, if we declare every aspect of a movie a symbol of something utterly unrelated, it does become about something utterly unrelated.
Except for the parts that don't add up because you just shoved your own moralistic nonsense onto a story that has nothing to do with that.
Just because the rough template of a Hero's Journey kinda fits most of the time doesn't mean you just get to switch out parts to make this something that agrees with your own opinion, you sad little man.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:50:47 No.95047521 Report

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>>95046231
It was more that things were JUST about starting to go bad. I was actually surprised at Moana's proactiveness during the whole situation.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:53:05 No.95047571 Report

Quoted By: >>95048658

>>95047431
>refuses to point out all the ways it doesn't work
Are you going to say because she's polynesian the allegory can't work? Zootopia is only applicable to racist rabbits and sheep...

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 22:58:35 No.95047697 Report

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>>95047431
>Getting this mad

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:14:19 No.95048028 Report

Quoted By: >>95048164

HEY PAISANOS

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:18:06 No.95048100 Report

Quoted By: >>95048125 >>95048134 >>95048520 >>95057724 >>95058032 >>95071565 >>95071633 >>95094300 >>95101134

I see what's happening here...
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange.
You don't even know how you feel, that's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that Germans never change~
Open your eyes let's begin!
Yes it's really me it's Hitler, reel it in!
I know it's a lot,
The boots, the 'stache~
When you're face to face with real fash!
What can I say~
except, you're welcome!
For the fanta and zepplins!
Hey it's okay to say
You're welcome!
I'll even share a stein if you're a Finn!

Hey!
Who has two thumbs and retook the rhine~
When you were just a kinder? This schvein!
When the weimar trash were scheming hoarding tons of cash? I gave em all all a smash!
Oh! Also I built autobahns!
(You're welcome!)
To zip you cross the lebensraum~
Also I deported jews
(You're welcome!)
So commies wouldn't give you blues!

So what can I say except you're welcome!
For the rockets that soar so free
There's no need to pray it's okay
You're welcome!
I guess it's just my way of being me!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

(I'd write the rest but my phone's dying)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:19:03 No.95048125 Report

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>>95048100
Holy kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:19:36 No.95048134 Report

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>>95048100
>Yes its me, its Hitler, Heil it in
Fixed it anon, if your gonna make a meme put some effort into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:21:04 No.95048164 Report

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>>95048028
Reminder that the German version is superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1Lbmutry0

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:38:23 No.95048520 Report

Quoted By: >>95048548 >>95058039 >>95066692 >>95071565

>>95048100
Well, come to think of it...

Kid, honestly, I could go on a while
I could inspire anyone to get up and heil
The clothes, the cars, the camps?
Oh that was Fuhrer just being a champ!
I saw a line, Maginot a'fuss
Flew over it now Vichy works for us!
What's the lesson?
What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Aryans when it's a blitzkreigin' day!
And the nation I build for my kin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look at that man
It's an ubermensch happening
Look at my mini-stache flickity-flicking
A flickity
Flick
Fick
Sick
Sig
Seig
HAAIL!!!!

Well anyway let me say you're welcome!
(You're welcome)
For the virtuous world that ya know!
(Heil heil)
Hey it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
(You're welcome!)
Well come to think of it I gotta go!

Hey it's your day to say you're welcome!
(You're welcome)
Cause that boat's what I need, oh ya
I'm sailing away away
You're welcome
Cause Adolf's sick of Argentinia!
You're welcome...
You're welcome!
And thank you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:40:18 No.95048548 Report

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>>95048520
>and danke!
Fug I didn't stick the landing!

Jumpman !!wPhlyh8seG+

Jumpman !!wPhlyh8seG+ Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:41:18 No.95048563 Report

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>>95043426
I hate coconut milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:48:16 No.95048658 Report

Quoted By: >>95048796 >>95049032

>>95047571
I don't have time nor resources to show you everything wrong about your idiotic gibberish.
I could comb over that movie and go sourcing statistics to do what exactly?
Show an internet rando that his homage to confirmation bias doesn’t really hold water?
The story is about self-discovery and overcoming a fearful conservative bias to learn about the world and solve underlying problems.
That is so broad as to look applicable to anyone's situation at any point in history in one way or another.
But Moana is presented as a very personal story with heavy mythical elements pointing to a specific culture, not a direct analogue of modern society or filled with evocative symbolism that aims at the viewers' own biases like Zootopia.
You have to bend over backwards to make connections with Moana, by taking obviously technical considerations and trying to make them allegorical statements. The stupid chicken is not French national pride unless I missed something and the movie was written by angry Renaissance Brits. And those coconut pirates that are in the movie for all of one setpiece say nothing about the refugee crisis, the anarchy in Somalia or modern piracy. For heaven's sake, they are obviously the most technologically advanced culture in the movie!
If they wanted to talk about present-day Western society, having a rough thematixlc connection would be the first step to do that, as is good custom for such criticism.
Be it in the form of scifi or fables.
Which is where Zootopia comes in again.
It's an obvious fable, replacing people with animals to make a point and creating readily readily apparent analogues. We have obvious niches and social pressures, naturally developing connections within the same species or rough size category, a big place where they all come together in this totally-not-America, a narrative that makes biases and prejudice the focus of the plot as well as each individual character arc.
Cont.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:50:59 No.95048709 Report

Quoted By: >>95049416

>>95043426
Is this /co/s version of baneposting

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2017 23:56:28 No.95048796 Report

Quoted By: >>95049164

>>95048658
>That is so broad as to look applicable to anyone's situation at any point in history in one way or another
So I'm right?

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:08:58 No.95049032 Report

Quoted By: >>95049153

>>95048658
That all comes together nicely as a story that examines how in a society -that in many ways seems familiar to the viewer- groups and individuals interact and how any group can suffer or benefit from stereotyping, how the majority can be brought to fear and hate a minority and other such thoughtful things.
This wouldn't work half as well if Zootopia had a setting akin to Ming China or the Persian Empire because the ready connection to us today would not be there.
Stories set in places disconnected from the current day generally are far better suited to explore general tendencies and failings as well as strengths of humanity.
You would do a fine job indeed if you could find me the American Dream in Death of a Kusuriuri, a tale about the life and death of a travelling Japanese medicine vendor during the Edo Period.
The other way around, you set Mulan into 1937 or even today and everybody will be looking for the political commentary.
Which is why it's terribly easy to dismiss a tale that spent extraordinary sums to reflect a completely disconnected culture tastefully, as supposed commentary on modern America or France or whatever you cooked up under your tin foil hat.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:15:08 No.95049153 Report

Quoted By: >>95049312

>>95049032
Yeah but that doesn't make me wrong tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:15:48 No.95049164 Report

Quoted By: >>95049241

>>95048796
No it means that any living human in any given century could have the same amount of connection to it by virtue of being a human.
Which means any connections you can find are meaningless in terms of declaring the movie about what you think it is about.
Sure, you can read it that way, but when people just after the Bronze Age collapse can find themselves just as much in it, it's probably not really about the things you projected onto it, but about broader themes concerning the human condition.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:19:45 No.95049241 Report

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>>95049164
Yeah but it is about that

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:23:34 No.95049312 Report

Quoted By: >>95049401

>>95049153
Fuck you! Fuck your shit! I'm so out of this!
Your claim is unfalsifiable! Of course I can't prove your subjective opinion and interpretation wrong, you mongoloid!
I can only tell you why it is stupid to assume that a movie with no connecting point to or theme shared with current politics would read as a story about current politics!
Furthermore am I convinced that anon needs to be destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:29:24 No.95049401 Report

Quoted By:

>>95049312
>being this mad

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:30:21 No.95049416 Report

Quoted By:

>>95048709
I doubt it, but with a few months of marking the 1 year anniversary of Moana, you got to admit it had some staying power.

Nothing will come close to Baneposting tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:41:59 No.95049615 Report

Quoted By: >>95049778 >>95050188

just watched the movie because of this thread

very nice actually

i was pleasantly surprised that the retarded chicken was the animal sidekick and not the fucking pig

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 00:50:47 No.95049778 Report

Quoted By: >>95086257 >>95104529

>>95049615
Yeah, the pig was cut because it had shit all to do and the retarded chicken was good for a few laughs at least.
Two sidekicks were deemed excessive for this concept and mere distractions. But they already had ordered pig toys, so the pig just got grounded and forgotten to appease marketing.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:14:45 No.95050188 Report

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>>95049615
Hei Hei's underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:18:22 No.95050246 Report

Quoted By: >>95050280

>>95047201
I want to fuck this crab

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:20:03 No.95050274 Report

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>Psi-Op got fear of psionics
hm

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:20:29 No.95050280 Report

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>>95050246
I want to fuck this Polynesian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:28:23 No.95050404 Report

Quoted By: >>95050669 >>95050730 >>95051843 >>95057589 >>95058063

Did the big guy fug Moan at the end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:41:17 No.95050642 Report

Quoted By: >>95050658

>>95043565
Anyone got pics of her "coconuts"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:42:27 No.95050658 Report

Quoted By: >>95050952 >>95063106 >>95063223

>>95050642
Bruh she's sixteen, I don't think she's got nudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:42:57 No.95050669 Report

Quoted By:

>>95050404
3 ways this side of sunday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:46:34 No.95050730 Report

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>>95050404
Pretty sure she'd never walk again if he did

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 01:59:45 No.95050923 Report

Quoted By: >>95053492

>MFW I heard their island's name

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 02:01:56 No.95050952 Report

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>>95050658
>she's sixteen
>don't think she's got nudes

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 02:54:33 No.95051843 Report

Quoted By: >>95055882

>>95050404
I think we all know the answer to that one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 02:58:18 No.95051893 Report

Quoted By:

>>95046487
They rhyme several words with themselves over the course of the song. It's intentional, but it's still annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 04:27:59 No.95053492 Report

Quoted By: >>95053937 >>95091415

>>95050923
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 04:54:27 No.95053937 Report

Quoted By:

>>95053492
Consider its leaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:31:18 No.95055767 Report

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YOU'RE WELCOME

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:35:29 No.95055812 Report

Quoted By:

>>95047267
did you watch the movie? regardless of what you thought of the content of the book, it's pretty much undeniable that the movie had some amazing visuals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:43:17 No.95055882 Report

Quoted By: >>95056061 >>95058080

>>95051843
Is the answer that he tried, but Moana told the ocean to form a giant tentacle to penetrate him with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:59:48 No.95056005 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043458
I like coconut with chocolate.
Chocolate macaroons are the shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 08:06:31 No.95056061 Report

Quoted By:

>>95055882
>Implying Moana didn't get double teamed by Maui and the Ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 11:18:47 No.95057589 Report

Quoted By: >>95057949 >>95058086 >>95060412

>>95050404

No, he's probably her father (see YT Film Theory). The evidence is fairly strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 11:33:10 No.95057724 Report

Quoted By: >>95059008

>>95048100
Fucking amazing.

>fanta
Really now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 11:58:59 No.95057949 Report

Quoted By: >>95057978

>>95057589
>Film Theory is evidence

I guess you also think Deadpool is Ernest Hemmingway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 12:03:22 No.95057978 Report

Quoted By:

>>95057949
Matt really needs to kill himself at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 12:09:54 No.95058032 Report

Quoted By:

>>95048100
I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 12:11:11 No.95058039 Report

Quoted By:

>>95048520
>And the nation I build for my kin
>Is a map of the victories I win
I heard this part so clearly in my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 12:13:35 No.95058063 Report

Quoted By:

>>95050404
If I remember right we see him sail away before he might have a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 12:14:33 No.95058080 Report

Quoted By:

>>95055882
That's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 12:15:04 No.95058086 Report

Quoted By:

>>95057589
That's fucking dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 13:35:38 No.95059008 Report

Quoted By: >>95064565 >>95065203

>>95057724
>Fanta originated as a result of difficulties importing Coca-Cola syrup into Nazi Germany during World War II due to a trade embargo.[1] To circumvent this, Max Keith, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland (Coca-Cola GmbH) during the war, decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and apple pomace—the "leftovers of leftovers", as Keith later recalled.[1][2] The name was the result of a brief brainstorming session, which started with Keith's exhorting his team to "use their imagination" (Fantasie in German), to which one of his salesmen, Joe Knipp, immediately retorted "Fanta!"[2]

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 15:20:46 No.95060412 Report

Quoted By:

>>95057589
I actually watched that video and this is what I got from the last few minutes of it
>Moana's mom is named Sina
>Sina's the name of a famous maiden from Polynesian mythology who was loved by an eel
>Sina hated this and reported it to her husband
>He killed the eel and buried its corpse, which sprout the coconut tree
>Turns out her husband is actually Maui the trickster demigod himself in that Legend
>Maui sings about this in You're Welcome
This is the only real evidence, and it sounds more like a hard nod to the mythology itself if anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 16:31:46 No.95061426 Report

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>>95046354
Because you're gullible

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 17:46:18 No.95062825 Report

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 17:57:52 No.95063039 Report

Quoted By: >>95063098 >>95063813 >>95065335 >>95078683

I don't remember anything about this movie other than the three big songs all the girls on my campus keep singing, it was pretty but pretty standard, I don't see why it would should or would be considered as iconic as it's being made out to be. Disney/Pixar effect I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 18:01:17 No.95063098 Report

Quoted By: >>95065335 >>95078683

>>95063039
I imagine a lot of young women could identify with the songs similar to Frozen's Let it Go.

I just liked the delicious brown.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 18:02:05 No.95063106 Report

Quoted By:

>>95050658
I wouldn't say that, just look at this nude pic of Jenette McCurdy that got leaked a while back

captcha: juguetes

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 18:09:16 No.95063223 Report

Quoted By: >>95097567

>>95050658
someone obviously has never spent any time at the site without mothers

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 18:47:31 No.95063813 Report

Quoted By: >>95065335 >>95077626 >>95087541

>>95063039
I thought the movie was really well done
>Great soundtrack
>Arguably the best visuals ever in a 3D animated film
>Moana's probably the least "Mary Sue" of a character you'll ever find in one of these modern Disney films. Her voice actress also did a fantastic job
>Maui was great
>The retarded chicken actually made me laugh
>No forced romance shit
>No 'dude I'm actually a villain' reveal
>Delicious brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 19:32:41 No.95064565 Report

Quoted By: >>95065399

>>95059008
Wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:02:06 No.95064996 Report

Quoted By: >>95066644 >>95093513

>>95047207
I don't normally say this, because its mostly spewed by morons who can't handle a slightly conservative opinion, but fuck off /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:13:35 No.95065203 Report

Quoted By: >>95065248

>>95059008
Why is this website so educational

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:15:57 No.95065248 Report

Quoted By:

>>95065203
Lots of friendly autists who are desperate to share their trove of unholy knowledge

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:20:49 No.95065335 Report

Quoted By: >>95065476 >>95090349 >>95091263

>>95063039
>>95063098
>>95063813
>that one qt as fuck Hawaiian girl I go to school with who's completely obsessed with this movie
>find out she has a crush on me
>mfw my singular goal this semester is to plow her while singing YOU'RE WELCOME

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:24:30 No.95065399 Report

Quoted By: >>95103974

>>95064565
Notice how nothing on this advertisement points towards the Coca Cola Company or contains any English terminology.
They lately had 75 years of Fanta, so you could get bottles in the original format andthe original recipe.
But they quickly buried the ad campaign after getting reminded A LOT that they are kinda advertising a Nazi background.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:28:53 No.95065476 Report

Quoted By: >>95066619

>>95065335
Kek, that'd be amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:31:19 No.95065520 Report

Quoted By: >>95065539

>>95047201
YAMERO
no one will get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:32:25 No.95065539 Report

Quoted By:

>>95065520
Stop what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:33:36 No.95065559 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043426
How can people wholive on a small island eating fruits be so fat and buff?

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:34:02 No.95065570 Report

Quoted By:

>Ywn sail the sea alone with a brown goddess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 20:37:51 No.95065642 Report

Quoted By: >>95066510

Shinny > You're Welcome > How far I'll go > We know the way

All the other one were mediocre at best, nut 4 good songs is quite a lot, verry few disney movies have this much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 21:20:51 No.95066510 Report

Quoted By:

>>95065642
You're Welcome > Song of The Ancestors > Shiny > How Far I'll Go > We Know The Way

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Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 21:26:32 No.95066619 Report

Quoted By: >>95068488 >>95068573 >>95068989 >>95082007

>>95065476

>Ha Ha okay okay
>I see what's happenin' yeah
>face to face with 8 fat inches and it's strange
>you don't even know how you feel
>well it's nice to see that freshmans never change
>open your thighs, let's begin
>yes it's Anon! Ease it in!
>I know it's a lot, the girth, the rod!
>when you're swallowing a demigod![spoiler/]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 21:27:43 No.95066644 Report

Quoted By: >>95066868

>>95064996
nein

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 21:30:32 No.95066692 Report

Quoted By:

>>95048520
Wunderbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 21:41:07 No.95066868 Report

Quoted By:

>>95066644
Doch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 23:07:54 No.95068488 Report

Quoted By: >>95070900

>>95066619
Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 23:12:53 No.95068573 Report

Quoted By: >>95070900

>>95066619
Bravo. You better actually fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Sep 2017 23:34:45 No.95068989 Report

Quoted By: >>95070900

>>95066619
She's gonna bite your dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 00:59:12 No.95070900 Report

Quoted By: >>95071094 >>95071199 >>95071672

>>95068488
>>95068573
>>95068989
What can I say except you will cum
From the foreplay, the thrusts, you'll cry
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You will cum
I'm just an ordinary well-hung guy
Hey!
What has two hands that went up you're thigh
When you're pussy was feelin' way dry
This guy!
When your fantasy smut got old
Who's got the right stuff happening so far below
You're lookin' at him, ho
Oh, also I entered you're bum
You will cum!
To curl your toes and bring you risk-free fun
Also I harnessed the sleeze
You will cum!
To make you scream while on your knees
So what can I say except you will cum!
For the monster I call my junk
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You will cum!
Ha, I guess I'm just a dorm-hopping manwhore punk
You will cum!
You will cum!
Well, come to think of it
Girl, honestly I can go on and on
I can sustain any sexual marathon
The hips, the thrusts, the sass, oh
That was just anon pounding that ass
I finished off
Right in your guts
Whispered sweet nothings, now you're grabbing my nuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with anon when he's on the fuck-away
And this bullet-train covered in skin
Is a tool of the dickings I win
Look where I've been
I can make any lay happen
Look at the babes that mini-anon is tippity-tappin' ah oh ah ha hooo!
Well, anyway let me say you will cum
From this wonderful dick you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You will cum!
I got class tomorrow so I've gotta go!
Hey, it's your day to say you will cum
I'll just leave you a text or a note
I'm sneaking away, away
You will cum
'Cause Anon can do anything but emote
(You wiill cum)
You will cum!

I'll call you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:08:38 No.95071094 Report

Quoted By:

>>95070900
Glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:12:26 No.95071199 Report

Quoted By:

>>95070900
Holy kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:23:53 No.95071465 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043426
SOMETHING BESIDES YOUR
THIRST
FOR BLOOD

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:27:40 No.95071565 Report

Quoted By: >>95071773 >>95071978 >>95072171 >>95072217 >>95080390 >>95084092 >>95088238 >>95090094 >>95098385 >>95101059

>>95048100
>>95048520
I gave it a go.

It took a LOT of tries to do in one go.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FYo6cYA4WZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:30:46 No.95071633 Report

Quoted By:

>>95048100
Perfection.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:32:03 No.95071672 Report

Quoted By:

>>95070900
God speed anon.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:36:10 No.95071773 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
Fucking hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:44:08 No.95071978 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:52:31 No.95072171 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
10 out of fucking 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 01:54:21 No.95072217 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
I'm bookmarking this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 03:55:32 No.95074975 Report

Quoted By: >>95075357 >>95075499 >>95076145 >>95076759

what is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 04:12:21 No.95075357 Report

Quoted By:

>>95074975
A movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 04:19:41 No.95075499 Report

Quoted By:

>>95074975
CONSIDER IT'S LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 04:51:59 No.95076145 Report

Quoted By:

>>95074975
CONSIDER THE TREE

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 05:28:12 No.95076759 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043426
>>95074975
COOK THE MAN SOME FAKKIN' EGGS MOANNA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 06:34:20 No.95077626 Report

Quoted By: >>95077701

>>95063813

> Moana's probably the least "mary sue"

Eh, she kind of is, the movie just tries to dance around it, despite her arguing about it, she is technically a princess, she's also basically in a 'chosen one' scenario.

It's basically impossible for the sea to be a real danger to her since she's loved by the ocean, and even though we get a little training arc of her learning how to sail, we still see her perform feats that a girl of her size and strength would not be able to pull off, such as the boat flip that Maoi was able to do, as well as her crazy combat skills when fighting the coconut boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 06:41:29 No.95077701 Report

Quoted By: >>95077841

>>95077626
>Crazy combat skills when fighting the coconut boys
I wouldn't call slapping them around with a paddle 'crazy combat skills'. And her athleticism is set up earlier in the movie as the one thing she's actually good at. Plus, she was literally begging Maui to help her get up there in the first place
As for the Sea not being a real danger to her, that's kind of negated by the fact that she's saved from death by Maui twice, in both situations where the Ocean could not have helped her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 06:52:16 No.95077841 Report

Quoted By: >>95078537 >>95087353

>>95077701

> call slapping them around with a paddle 'crazy combat skills'.

I was more referring to the point where she was swinging around the whole ship tarzan style then manages to jump and throw a harpoon mid air to hit the mast on her ship, then ziplining down to it.

Even for someone who gets a fair amount of exercise that's a little much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 07:53:51 No.95078537 Report

Quoted By:

>>95077841
Again, they established earlier that she was very athletic, good enough. That scene and when she returns the heart are the only times in the movie she actually succeeds, and even then both of those were due to others helping

Swift S. Lawliet !!VIQsbxF6xwO

Swift S. Lawliet !!VIQsbxF6xwO Sun 03 Sep 2017 08:09:38 No.95078683 Report

Quoted By:

>>95063039
>>95063098
Too bad I'm Still Here never became popular.
One of Disney's best songs, and it was even from a non-musical film.
The same could probably be said for Immortals but I don't like it as much as I'm Still Here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 11:34:33 No.95080390 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
>that laugh at the beginning
Your voice is cute...

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 13:03:27 No.95081295 Report

Quoted By: >>95081350

>>95046313
>taro roots

When did they mention those?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 13:09:14 No.95081350 Report

Quoted By: >>95093348

>>95081295
>CONSIDER THE TARO ROOT
>YOU STUPID DUMB ISLAND SLOOT

you don't remember that part anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 14:21:35 No.95082007 Report

Quoted By:

>>95066619
>open your thighs, let's begin
Oh my fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 16:57:02 No.95084092 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
You are a blessing anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 18:11:44 No.95085316 Report

Quoted By: >>95085500 >>95087388 >>95088235

>>95044353
Quite honestly I think that You're Welcome has been one of the better disney songs in the past decade or so, it's fun, upbeat, plus they actually decided to do something interesting with the animation during the scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 18:24:40 No.95085500 Report

Quoted By:

>>95085316
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 19:06:48 No.95086257 Report

Quoted By:

>>95049778
>Two sidekicks were deemed excessive for this concept and mere distractions.
Holy shit, they are learning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 20:05:01 No.95087353 Report

Quoted By: >>95097995

>>95077841
Pocahontas was jumping from crazy high waterfalls and riding rapids more than twenty years ago. Moana is more cartoonishly exaggerated, but it's pretty much the same type of justified athleticism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 20:07:25 No.95087388 Report

Quoted By: >>95089128

>>95085316
I honestly think most of the songs in Mona were forgettable, but agreed, You're Welcome is one of the best Disney songs in a long time.

Shiny isn't half bad either, but I can't remember any of the other ones. That's not as bad as Tangled though. In Tangled literally the ONLY song that stuck with me is I See The Light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 20:14:19 No.95087541 Report

Quoted By: >>95090520

>>95063813
The biggest problem with the movie is there's no real villain presence. Tamatoa is there and gone as soon as his song is over, and the lava monster is only around in the very end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 20:51:42 No.95088235 Report

Quoted By:

>>95085316
Did you know some people say the rock can't sing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 20:51:44 No.95088238 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
See why can't /pol/ invasions have more stuff like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 21:43:30 No.95089128 Report

Quoted By: >>95091938 >>95092587

>>95087388
Tangled's songs weren't musically impressive (except for Kingdom Dance), but they were well integrated in the story and the lyrics were pretty funny and/or relevant.
Frozen, on the other hand, had absolutely garbage songs in every way.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 22:13:31 No.95089720 Report

Quoted By: >>95090002 >>95097065

Tfw you realize they could never make a film concerning abbos because they are just too fucking ugly, they lived in mud huts and their lore is lame

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 22:28:35 No.95090002 Report

Quoted By:

>>95089720
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 22:34:12 No.95090094 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
http //webm.land/media/yI04.webm
tried my hardest

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 22:41:35 No.95090206 Report

Quoted By: >>95103536

>>95047207
a what autiste?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 22:49:57 No.95090349 Report

Quoted By:

>>95065335
God speed, good sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 22:58:33 No.95090520 Report

Quoted By:

>>95087541
The movie's narrative didn't need a real villains prescence because the conflict that arises in the movie is solely due to the main characters themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 23:36:48 No.95091263 Report

Quoted By: >>95093041

>>95065335
>I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE
>YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH PENIS AND IT'S STRANGE
>YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL, IT'S ADORABLE
>WELL IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT CUMSLUTS NEVER CHANGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 23:45:51 No.95091415 Report

Quoted By: >>95091532

>>95053492
Mata Nui

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2017 23:52:52 No.95091532 Report

Quoted By:

>>95091415
It's Motonui

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 00:13:28 No.95091938 Report

Quoted By: >>95092348 >>95097295

>>95089128
Frozen had three garbage songs
Love is an open door
Let it go
Fixer upper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 00:35:04 No.95092348 Report

Quoted By: >>95097295

>>95091938
The snowman song and Do you want to build a snowman were also shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 00:48:38 No.95092587 Report

Quoted By: >>95093112

>>95089128
I think Let It Go is a genuinely good song, just not enough to get as much praise as it does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 01:13:27 No.95093041 Report

Quoted By: >>95093227

>>95091263
AND THIS BULLET TRAIN COVERED IN SKIN
IS THE SWORD OF THE DICKINGS I WIN
LOOK AT MY GAME
I MAKE ANY LAY HAPPEN
LOOK AT THESE BITCHES MINI-MAUI IS TIPPITY TAPPIN AH OOH HA HA ahhn~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 01:17:27 No.95093112 Report

Quoted By:

>>95092587
Let It Go is a god tier song dragged down by the fucking shitty movie surrounding it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 01:17:27 No.95093114 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043426
only victory

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 01:23:49 No.95093227 Report

Quoted By:

>>95093041

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 01:30:01 No.95093348 Report

Quoted By:

>>95081350
It really was a different time wasn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 01:39:12 No.95093513 Report

Quoted By:

>>95064996
>fuck off /pol/
>no I won't say why you're wrong it's obvious if you're not retarded
>so just fuck off so I don't have to deal with you

And on top of that!
>I don't normally say this but I'm saying it anyway

Congratulations! You managed to fit in yet still be mildly hip and edgy by being slightly contrarian! Good job anon!

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 02:25:12 No.95094300 Report

Quoted By:

>>95048100

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:00:51 No.95094938 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043426
visiting the cloud district very often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 03:36:29 No.95095708 Report

Quoted By: >>95096968

>>95044207
Lin Manuel Miranda is true garbage.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:54:22 No.95096962 Report

Quoted By: >>95097337 >>95097600 >>95097828 >>95098324

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
Face to face with 9 whole inches, and it's strange
You don't even know how it'll feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that Stacys never change
Open your thighs, let's begin
Yes, it's my penis, throbbing: ease it in!
I know it's a lot: the girth, the rod!
When you're swallowing a demi-god
What can I say except you will cum!
From the thrusts, the force, you'll cry
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You will cum
I'm just a charismatic well-hung guy
Hey!
Who put his hand on your thigh
When you're pussy was feelin way dry
This guy!
When you're erotica smut got old
Who had the massive member down below
You're lookin' at him, ho!
Oh, also I entered you're bum
You will cum!
To curl your toes and bring you risk-free fun
Also I harnessed the sleeze
You will cum!
To make you shudder on you're hands and knees
So what can I say except you will cum!
From the monster I call my junk
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You will cum!
Ha, I guess I'm just a womanizing punk
You will cum!
You will cum!
Well, come to kink of it
Girl, honestly I can go on and on
I can sustain any sexual marathon
The hips, the tits, the sass, oh
That was Chad Thundercock pounding that ass
I finished up
deep in you're guts
Whispered sweet nothings now you're grabbin' my nuts
What's the lesson
/r9k/ take-away
Don't mess with Chad when he's on the fuck-away
And this bullet train covered in skin
Is the sword of the dickings I win
Look who I've fucked
I make any lay happen
Look at the bitches mini-Chadwick is tippity-tappin'
Ah ohh ha ha *thrust* *ahhn~*
Well, anyway let me say you will cum!
From this glorious cock you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You will cum!
I've got work tomorrow so, I gotta go!
You're getting laid, so say, you will cum
I'll leave you a text or a note
I'm sneaking away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Chad can do anything but emote!
You will cum!
You will cum!
I’ll call you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:54:58 No.95096968 Report

Quoted By:

>>95095708
Fuck off retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 04:57:06 No.95096992 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043458
I like actual coconut. Coconut flavored shit can get fucked though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:03:04 No.95097065 Report

Quoted By:

>>95089720
>their lore is lame
Come now the whole dream thing is pretty neat and could look good in animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:22:05 No.95097295 Report

Quoted By: >>95097350

>>95091938
>>95092348
Don't forget the shitty and completely pointless ice-cutting song.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:26:29 No.95097337 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096962
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:27:37 No.95097350 Report

Quoted By:

>>95097295
Oh yeah. Frozen really only had like one good song

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:28:17 No.95097356 Report

Quoted By:

>>95047267
>actually reading the book
You saw the movie, no? Did you seriously think that the book WOULDN'T be insufferable? The character of Pi is an absolute ass when read on paper, but pretty tolerable in an audio-visual medium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:38:14 No.95097467 Report

Quoted By:

>>95043565
DELICIOUS BROWN COCONUTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:46:58 No.95097567 Report

Quoted By:

>>95063223
I go there all the time, and I never stumble upon that type of shit. Even the ones that are on the front page look fake as hell (at least I think).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 05:49:20 No.95097600 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096962
read this as an Eminem song and it was pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:09:03 No.95097828 Report

Quoted By: >>95098039 >>95098231 >>95098324 >>95098470 >>95101059

>>95096962
Did this in ten minutes in one take. But the lyrics were too funny to pass up.

Thanks anon!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkgMxwg4rV

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:12:10 No.95097863 Report

Quoted By: >>95098284

>take a shot every time Moana sings about herself
>die
Does that bitch care about literally anything else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:21:26 No.95097995 Report

Quoted By:

>>95087353
>Pocahontas was jumping from crazy high waterfalls and riding rapids
She had also, presumably, been doing so for her entire life while Moana only did that kind of adventuring for 3 days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:24:06 No.95098039 Report

Quoted By: >>95098187

>>95097828
Original lyricist here. Marry me you piece of shit.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:33:54 No.95098187 Report

Quoted By: >>95098266

>>95098039
Only if you cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:36:08 No.95098231 Report

Quoted By:

>>95097828
I just saw this movie finally.

I'm now a changed man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:37:19 No.95098246 Report

Quoted By:

So /co/ sing along when? I was a part of /v/ 2015s and this is glorious!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:38:47 No.95098266 Report

Quoted By: >>95098907

>>95098187
Really tho dude you have a great voice well done making my vision come to life!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:39:56 No.95098284 Report

Quoted By:

>>95097863
Are you pretending to be retarded?

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:42:47 No.95098324 Report

Quoted By:

>>95096962
>>95097828

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:47:51 No.95098385 Report

Quoted By:

>>95071565
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FYo6cYA4WZ

Oh my fucking God this is amazing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 06:55:54 No.95098470 Report

Quoted By:

>>95097828
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkgMxwg4rV
S-SUCH TALENT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 07:02:21 No.95098557 Report

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Legendary thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 07:34:27 No.95098907 Report

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>>95098266
5 year of musical theatre training have finally payed off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 09:59:56 No.95100070 Report

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Saving this thread for future children

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 12:22:35 No.95101059 Report

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>>95097828
>>95071565 here.
How did you get the music to play IN the Vocaroo and not just have it broadcasting in the background?

And what mic setup are you using? I was just using a headphone mic, yours sounded WAY cleaner, I'm kind of jealous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 12:31:38 No.95101134 Report

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>>95048100
Haha fucking epic my fellow shitlord. For Kekistan! xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 14:22:09 No.95102123 Report

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>>95043426
reminder that moana's dad is voiced by this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 14:26:22 No.95102182 Report

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>>95102123
Moana's dad is Jango Fett?
tjat's pretty cool

movie woulda been alot better if they just bombed the giant fire monster with Slave 1's seismic charges

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 14:33:48 No.95102272 Report

Quoted By: >>95102745

>>95043426
Does his wive consider his coconuts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 15:06:00 No.95102639 Report

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>>95102123
>I should have burned those Jedis a long time ago!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 15:14:59 No.95102745 Report

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>>95102272
>I have trouble pitching a hut
>she's frustrated that I can't nut
>our marriage is doomed indeed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:02:27 No.95103391 Report

Quoted By: >>95103475

Okay, okay
I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with shitposts and it's strange
You don't even know what to do, it's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that Anons never change
Open the thread, let's begin
Yes it's really me it's Janny take it in
I know it's a lot, the trolls the quads (check 'em)
But now you're here with the semi mod

What can I say except you're welcome?
For the bans and the threads that died
Hey it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just a 'do it for free' kinda guy!

Hey, who has two thumbs and deleted that post?
When the /v/tard tried to be sly? This guy!
When the femanon posted tits
I smashed the pic to bits
So you'd get a little pissed!
Oh, also I stickied that thread (you're welcome)
So you can have your fun without it dead
Also I banned that tripfag (you're welcome)
Because he called your waifu a used hag!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:07:18 No.95103475 Report

Quoted By: >>95103493

>>95103391
So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the generals I moved to the /trash/
There's no need to call me gay, you're welcome
I don't even do it for cash!
You're welcome, you're welcome

Well, come to think of it
Anon honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every not deleted phenomenon
The porn, the furries, the dubs?
Oh that was Janny taking care of his chub
I let the front page be filled with nothing but Korra
Because I was jacking off to my dakimakura
What's the lesson what's the gist of it?
Don't mess with Janny when he's on a power trip

And the stains that cover my skin
Show the amount of hotpockets I've eaten
Look at that thread filled with all those /pol/lacks
Watch how my mouse goes a click and a clack-ity

BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, Hey!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:08:28 No.95103493 Report

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>>95103475
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful /co/ you know
Hey it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it I gotta go
Hey it's your day to say you're welcome
Cause I gotta watch my cute girl show
I'm going away and I won't be back soon
Cause I love them moe Chinese Cartoons
You're welcome, you're welcome

And [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:11:05 No.95103536 Report

Quoted By: >>95103556

>>95090206
what animu is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:11:55 No.95103556 Report

Quoted By: >>95103681

>>95103536
Don't bother it's literally Trigger's second worst show

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:18:32 No.95103681 Report

Quoted By: >>95103738

>>95103556
I remember some friends talking about this scene in particular and just want to know what this is about, wouldn't really watch the whole shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:21:36 No.95103738 Report

Quoted By: >>95103875

>>95103681
Okay, since I'm feeling nice, it's Inou Battle. The context is MC is spouting chuuni shit and his childhood friend finally snaps and tells him she has no idea what the fuck he's saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:29:15 No.95103875 Report

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>>95103738
Thanks my brother from another mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 16:34:59 No.95103974 Report

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>>95065399
Is that a smiling skull in the bottle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Sep 2017 17:01:57 No.95104529 Report

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>>95049778
I wish they had cut the fucking Chameleon from Tangled. I forgot it was there at times.

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