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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 09:32:44 2017 No.94619696 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>94619769 >>94619929 >>94620102 >>94621253 >>94622946 >>94624102 >>94627329 >>94630662

Which superheroines would act as sex surrogates?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 09:42:47 No.94619769 Report

Quoted By: >>94619793

>>94619696
...like they fuck others for you????

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 09:45:40 No.94619793 Report

Quoted By: >>94619913 >>94620001

>>94619769
They fuck /co/ virgins

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 10:01:40 No.94619913 Report

Quoted By: >>94620001

>>94619793
is there such a thing?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 10:04:23 No.94619929 Report

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>>94619696
>sex surrogates
is that a new way to say cucked?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 10:15:03 No.94620001 Report

Quoted By: >>94620374 >>94620838 >>94623063

>>94619793
>>94619913

We call em' lounge lizards in the states.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 10:33:17 No.94620102 Report

Quoted By: >>94620622

>>94619696
>surrogates
You don't really know that word.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 11:08:08 No.94620374 Report

Quoted By: >>94620586

>>94620001

Really?
Where I'm from we call them prostitutes.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 11:30:50 No.94620586 Report

Quoted By: >>94620793

>>94620374
>prostitutes
You mean hookers?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 11:34:37 No.94620622 Report

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>>94620102
>sex

he doesn't know that word either.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 11:52:45 No.94620793 Report

Quoted By: >>94627476 >>94631110

>>94620586
I'm sure he means Liners and Sinkers.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 11:58:17 No.94620838 Report

Quoted By: >>94621203 >>94621253 >>94621304 >>94621987 >>94623268

>>94620001
Sex surrogate refers to someone who acts as a kind of therapist who eases their client out of virginity rather than someone who will just fuck for cash.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 12:39:44 No.94621203 Report

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>>94620838
In that case, definitely not Raven. Supergirl, maybe.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 12:46:36 No.94621253 Report

Quoted By: >>94623005

>>94620838
>>94619696

No. They are too attractive. That doesn't help.
Maybe Death from Sandman. She very nice.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 12:51:16 No.94621304 Report

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>>94620838

Oh. So a prostitute who offers a girlfriend experience package.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 14:02:39 No.94621987 Report

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>>94620838
But that makes no sense.
It's not a surrogate if it's the actual thing.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 14:55:08 No.94622615 Report

Quoted By: >>94628267

She seems like the type to help you out before you pass on.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:20:11 No.94622946 Report

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>>94619696
>sex surrogates
Were you trying to think of a funny way of saying prostitute or am I just some out of touch old man?
I looked it up.
So a person who trains others to have better sex?

Top of the list would be Voodoo as she fucks guys and can also turn into a guy and fuck women.
This allows her to turn into them and also read their memories.
I imagine she would be extraordinarily knowledgeable.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:22:59 No.94623005 Report

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>>94621253
I hope shes real.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:26:36 No.94623063 Report

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>>94620001
Since when? Lounge Lizards were what you called men who hung out in bars and lounges to try to fuck women way richer than them. The modern term is "pick up artist"

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:38:48 No.94623268 Report

Quoted By: >>94623311 >>94623393 >>94623934

>>94620838
This sounds like some bullshit that MRAs made up to sugar-coat the fact that they have to pay for a woman to stand to be around them long enough to have sex.

That's like calling a maid a "provisional wife" and act like you somehow "beat the system" by not having to live with a "roasty" or sully your wizardhood.

The closest thing would probably just be becoming friends with a Tamaranian chick; she'll fuck you just as a bonding thing between friends

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:41:40 No.94623311 Report

Quoted By: >>94623352

>>94623268
It's absolutely a real thing

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:44:05 No.94623352 Report

Quoted By: >>94623896

>>94623311
I'm sure it's a real thing; I'm just saying that it's a dumb nickname for "hooker I frequent enough for us to have small talk before I fuck her".

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 15:46:54 No.94623393 Report

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>>94623268
Nah, sounds more like women found a way to exploit kissless virgins for money and came up with a term they can tell their parents so they won't be mocked for paying for a prostitute.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:17:02 No.94623896 Report

Quoted By: >>94623932

>>94623352
I have never seen any man involved in the surrogate occupation besides those that attend a session
Watched a couple of segments about surrogates and the entire thing was all about sex positivity
It's a therapy session where you also fuck your therapist

Why bring up MRAs?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:19:50 No.94623932 Report

Quoted By: >>94623993

>>94623896
Because it sounds like some dumb fantasy that they'd come up with.

Also, that's still prostitution by law; someone is still playing someone else for sex.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:19:52 No.94623934 Report

Quoted By: >>94623972

>>94623268
>MRAs
Opinion discarded.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:22:47 No.94623972 Report

Quoted By: >>94623993

>>94623934
Agreed. And MRA wouldn't sugar-coat the fact that he paid a women his hard-earned money to use her like an object for his own psychological benefit.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:24:34 No.94623993 Report

Quoted By: >>94624023 >>94627329

>>94623932
>>94623972
For a board that hates /pol/ so much, you sure do bring up /pol/ topics up a lot
I have never seen MRA bullshit and it's ridiculed on /pol/

Why you give so much power to such a fringe element?
>MRA wouldn't sugar-coat the fact that he paid a women his hard-earned money to use her like an object for his own psychological benefit.

citation needed

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:26:39 No.94624023 Report

Quoted By: >>94624089 >>94624396

>>94623993
>/co/
>hate /pol/

/co/ is one of /pol/'s biggest suck-ups after /tv/.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:31:03 No.94624089 Report

Quoted By: >>94624130 >>94624244

>>94624023
Said no one ever.

/co/ agrees with most board that /pol/ is cancer incarnate.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:31:43 No.94624102 Report

Quoted By: >>94626232

>>94619696
>superheroines
why limit yourself?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:33:15 No.94624130 Report

Quoted By: >>94624292 >>94631018 >>94631090

>>94624089
Someone's been ignoring all the Rick and Morty threads along with every single Marvel thread since the end of Infinity.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:39:43 No.94624244 Report

Quoted By: >>94629688

>>94624089
4chan has always been a little /pol/ even before that board existed. We're one of the few sites left who still throw the words "nigger" and "faggot" around like an exhale of breath. Moot simply funneled those ideas into one place when he made /pol/.

"/co/mblr" is a meme and a lie perpetuated by falseflaggers baiting different sides.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:42:29 No.94624292 Report

Quoted By: >>94624357

>>94624130
>admitting he is either an R&M fag or an "anti R&M" fag
>thinking this means anyone will consider his opinions let alone think his opinions or the opinions of anyone like him indicative of /co/ as a whole
That's the thing about metastization, it spreads and just because it shows up all over the body doesn't mean it is home grown in each part. You just try to kill it and go about your daily business.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:46:21 No.94624357 Report

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>>94624292
You're right; /pol/ IS a fucking cancer killing this board, but it was already dying of organ failure before then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:48:44 No.94624396 Report

Quoted By: >>94624476

>>94624023
no the biggest after /tv/ is definitely /v/
literally half the front page of /v/ is /pol/-bait threads
/co/ actually has /co/-related shit on its front page

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:53:33 No.94624476 Report

Quoted By: >>94624531

>>94624396
>using pages in 2017
But, yeah; you're right. /v/ has always been /b/-lite and /b/ is basically /pol/-lite.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 16:56:52 No.94624531 Report

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>>94624476
/v/ is the /b/ of people who have been on 4chan for more than a year
/b/ is the reddit of 4chan and /pol/ is the r/thdonald

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 18:36:52 No.94626232 Report

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>>94624102
It would be masturbation

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 19:41:33 No.94627329 Report

Quoted By: >>94627969

>>94619696
Starfire.

>>94623993
>MRA
>/pol/ topic
>everything I don't like is /pol/

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 19:50:32 No.94627476 Report

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>>94620793
I'm sure he actually meant ladies of the evening.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 20:17:38 No.94627969 Report

Quoted By: >>94631389

>>94627329
I was replying to the poster that brought up MRAs

I don't give a shit about them

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 20:22:32 No.94628057 Report

Quoted By: >>94628260 >>94629002 >>94630516

you know it

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 20:33:15 No.94628260 Report

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>>94628057
Some women actually do have very large clits.

And there's a clit pump thing too.

Which seems pretty great to me.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 20:33:47 No.94628267 Report

Quoted By: >>94628858

>>94622615
Now I want a one-shot called Happy Endings where Death collects the souls of men lowly and high from throughout history while they try to talk her into a handy before the Great Beyond.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 21:05:34 No.94628858 Report

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>>94628267
I'd be happy with just a peck on the cheek and a gentle quick hug myself.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 21:13:40 No.94629002 Report

Quoted By:

>>94628057
mein dik

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 21:45:29 No.94629688 Report

Quoted By: >>94629779

>>94624244
No, moot made a containment board for frustrated /int/ posters after the original /pol/, /new/, was deleted for just basically being Nazis and Stormfront. When /pol/ was set up he said he'd delete it again if that happened again, but you can see how that worked out. I guess Hiro doesn't have the same attitude.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 21:50:50 No.94629779 Report

Quoted By: >>94631048

>>94629688
the original /pol/ was /n/. gj, ge newfaggot

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 22:31:18 No.94630516 Report

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>>94628057
>my daughteru domming my fatherly asshole
STOP!

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 22:38:27 No.94630662 Report

Quoted By: >>94632062 >>94632306

>>94619696

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 22:55:56 No.94631018 Report

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>>94624130
>Disliking one thing means you love /pol/
try again tumblr.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 22:57:17 No.94631048 Report

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>>94629779
/new/ was just /n/ brought back.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 22:59:31 No.94631090 Report

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>>94624130
I think you're confused. There are some who complain about Rick and Morty for hiring female writers while others complain about the fact they were hired because they were female. Then their is Marvel, even normies complain about Marvels diversity and it's terrible use of minorities to push agendas.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 23:00:19 No.94631110 Report

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>>94620793
I prefer solicitors, because it makes lawyers angry.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 23:12:14 No.94631389 Report

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>>94627969
well we don't give a shit about you faggot, kill yourself please

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 23:37:27 No.94631952 Report

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 23:42:22 No.94632062 Report

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>>94630662
>that 3rd panel pose
Muh muh dick

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Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2017 23:54:02 No.94632306 Report

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>>94630662
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