>>94497935Uh, WHY am I a pickle? Why am I a FRIGGIN' pickle? Why would anybody wanna be a friggin' pickle in their lives, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How do you expect me to smack it to some ace babes on the Internet if I don't have the handwork to do the job? Oh, I suppose I'll just wait for some weird tweaked out dame to come along, break into my house and, if I'm lucky, see me and stuff me up her wazoo because, y'know, some people are freaky like that, and then I'll finally get the maximum up-close intimacy a man could ever experience. Oh wait, it wouldn't matter anyway because I DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO GET OFF WITH.
