>>94502894Why would he wear a cowboy hat? He's from Canada. He's not even First Nations, he's just some old white dude.
It's contrived as fuck and it needs to stop. The cigars stopped - because nobody fucking smokes any more - and the bitching about that has been minor but vocal, as though anybody really wants to see him take up vaping to stay relevant.
>he's lived like a redneck most of his lifeNo, he hasn't. He's lived like a drifter most of his life. Beanies and newspaper stuffed into his ragged clothing for warmth. You think drifters can afford hats? Cowboy boots? Yet because it's easier than writing something, he's suddenly got a lot of unexplained money "because he's super old". Well, guess what, lots of people are super old - and most of them don't have a lot of unexplained money, or the kind of cash Logan has, and the ones that do did not spend their lives drifting.
If he'd lived as a redneck most of his life he'd have a meth problem, not a cigar habit.
And while we're at it - if you genuinely think anybody who doesn't dress like they're about to audition for Oklahoma! is "metrosexual", anon, I think you need to have a talk with your friends. Specifically Dorothy.