"Matches" Malone is the Bat

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Hey fellas, I got a feeling that "Matches" Malon is Batman. Think about it. He ain't ever here when the bat drops in on us and I don't think he ever gets injured by him either. I don't know why, but from what I hear any crime boss he works under never does anything about his scattered attendance, what gives? He has to be the Bat.