He was super stoked in Naysaya about Marco asking Jackie to hang out, and confused why Star seemed so happy about it. Does she really want Marco? She still likes Oskar, right? Will they talk about Oskar? Will Star and Marco ever have this out in the open? Welllllllllllll... patience, grasshoppa.
Oh, and then Bon Bon happened. I told him his body wasn't ready, but he didn't believe me. Started out well, and again he was really loving all the Jarco... until Waiting for Me started playing. The rest of the episode rent his soul in twain, as I knew it would, as it did for us all. He still doesn't quite understand why Star got so thirsty at this point, but... yeah. Up until that point he was shipping Jarco so hard, then freaked out when the kiss happened. Not like this, he said. Not like this. After the episode...
Anonyme: I think Earth is a pretty gre-eat place...
Anonyhomie: You son of a bitch.
Anonyme: Hurr. NOW who do you want Marco to be smooch buddies with?
Anonyhomie: I... I don't know anymore! Things were going so well! I just wanted everybody to be happy!
Anonyme: Yeah... about that...
Of course, he will come to love Star's suffering, as we all have.
As we went through this, I learned that Anonyhomie has a strong aversion to cringe. He was physically covering his face during half of Naysaya, and certain parts of Bon Bon like when Marco is awkwardly reading questions off his hand, Star blowing up Marco's phone, etc. This bodes EXTREMELY well for the legendary spaghettifest that is the season finale and I can't wait to watch his live reaction.
He's going to watch everything up until Just Friends on his own. I told him that if he watches Just Friends without me I will fite him IRL. We're already set up for Friendship Tuesday next week to watch Just Friends, Face the Music, and Starcrushed. I'll report the results.
Until then, what else do you want to know about Anonyhomie's descent into Absolute Madness?