>Hi! I'm a HUGE fan of your work, and I was just wondering.. Is there anything different about Irken romance than there is with human romance? I've just done a lot of roleplays and read a lot of fanfictions, and they all seem to say that either they're all pansexual and love is rare, or it's bad when an Irken can feel love, but when they can, they're normally pansexual. Plus I'm just used to aliens having complex romances now (thanks Homestuck) and I was wondering if Irkens' romance is odd too.:3
>The difference is it’s nonexistent! The all-caps heart of an IRKEN is rampant consumerism, hardcore snacking, and the total conversion of all available space into tacky, intelligence-annihilating amusement. Even basic friendship amongst themselves is a bizarre concept as they’re too busy trying to enjoy themselves to care too much about the IRKEN next to them in more than a “we’re on the same team so I’ll try not to trample you on the way to the fresh space donuts” kinda way.
>So it is written, so shall it forever be.