REALLY FUCKING BRUTAL

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With all these Loud House threads, Star threads, and Gwenpool threads recently, what /co/ needs is to be reminded that cartoons can be brutal. I hereby christen this /co/ thread as the dark and hellish METALOCALYPSE thread.

THIS THREAD SHALL BEAR NO ROTTEN, INFESTED FRUIT BUT THE UNHOLY FRUIT OF DARKNESS AND DESPAIR. CHAINS OF BONE WILL WRAP AROUND YOUR CRUSHED ANONYMOUS THROATS AND DRAG YOU DOWN INTO THE PITS OF UNFORGIVING AND RELENTLESS TORTURE. THE BLOOD-SOAKED EARTH WILL OPEN UP SWALLOW YOU LIKE THE DISEASED WORM YOU ARE. ONLY WHEN HAVE HAD EVERY LAYER OF SKIN FLAYED FROM YOUR BODY AND YOUR SCREAMING CORPSE SET ABLAZE WITH AGONY WILL YOUR SHACKLES LOOSEN ENOUGH FOR YOUR BROKEN SHELL TO FEEL THE COLD FLOOR AS YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE LEAVES YOUR SUNKEN EYES WITH A LAST, SINGLE, PATHETIC WHIMPER.

ONLY THEN, WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BRUTAL, WILL YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF POSTING IN THIS THREAD.