>>93677163H: Oh Red, I don't think I can do this anymore, you are always just lying there and I had to do all the work *sigh*. Red?
*slams the window shut*
I: I had enough of your whining! You are a shitty top and you know it!
H: Your gushing flower says otherwise, I remember your screaming: "Oh please Harley, harder, hardUMF"
I: I'll show you how to properly please a lady.
