>>93636430I once worked in a supermarket. Any time I had to refill the bagged salads, one guy who had never properly formed a joke in his life would say "Don't toss the salad".
After months and months of this 'joke', I had accepted it as my routine. So one time, as I brought out the salads, I just waited behind him so he could tell his joke.
And he didn't. I got his attention and motioned to the salads. I asked if he was going to say anything. He turned beet red and said "Someone told me the tossing the salad is a sexual thing".
I was so confused. I lost my cool in my confusion and yelled at him, because why on earth had he been saying "don't toss the salad" for months? Was he legitimately giving me advice to not toss these bags of salad?
He responded that he was making a pun.
The moral of the story is that someone, somewhere, is so goddamn retarded that they think they can label any series of words a pun.
