>>93623807Well one day in the Kremlin, Putin sat atop his throne of skulls, and cackled, singing
"Hoooow I hate da Amer-I-Kans-Ki~ All da Joos and all da Gaaays~ if I could stop Lady Clinton, I wouldz, but I needz a way~"
And then stumbling out of a toilet, bounced Donald Johnson Drumphy, wailing "Bing de bong de bing de bumpf, I am Donny Wonny Drumpf! I eat up farts and poop and pee, and I love the patriarchy! I hate niggers, I hate jews. Spics and fags and Arabs too! I will help you Putin man, for I have got a drumphy plan!"
"Tell me Donald, Feces Eater, have yooz plan that can now beat her?"
"A crafty plan, indeed it is. I tell you as I drink piss. We'll make a movement super tight, come out the closet, ALTY RIGHT!"
And out of the closet nearby tumbled Richard Spencer, rubbing his fat milky nipples.
"Hello Putin, hail you Trump! I am Ricky, I'm a chump. My milky tits will squirt with glee, and lie to white bumpkins for free. We'll tell them prepping bulls not great, and they should want an ethnostate. Then we will fool those dumbs a jest, against economic interests. When they don't see muds do the jobs that need not be done by these schlobs, they'll want them out to build a wall! Abd this way Hillary will fall!"
"But howz can I make all of this so? It's illegal for russia to do stuff, youz know!"
"Fear not, mein Putin, my tits will abide. My fashy meme patsies will be at your side! We're going to fool the rust belt with our tricks, and not make them want to fade away in the sticks! Literally hacking the votes with such glee, will undo the current Amerikanski!"
"Oh glompity glee oh glompity gloo, this plan is the best, so true so true. I'm up for this trick, I just shat all my pants, lets ruin the current year with hot spicy bantz!"
And putin cackled "Yaaas, I seez now a way to win! By Drumphy, and Ricky, and me old Putin! So let's do it all tomorrow, but today, let's celebrate and just FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE FUCKING ASS AND SHIT ON HOOKER FACES!"
>trufax 
