>>93498965>>93498965Liking bare tits does not relate to wanting to get married. Do you honestly think most kids are sitting around thinking 'Boy, I can't wait to get married!'
Come on.
>>93498975>So you've never read a Spider-Man comic before?I have several hundred Spider-Man comics, all of which contain fantastic things. Like, you know, a guy who can swing on webs and climb on walls?
>Being a member of an alien race and a super soldier isn't a secret identity dumbass. No, but it is the role their secret identities fulfill outside of the heroics.
>Kids don't read comics anymore. Sure they do. And they did even moreso when the characters I mentioned were created.
>Some of them are.Very, very few. And none that I can think of from their inception.
>No, he's a reporter. So thrilling. A reporter who is also the last surviving member of a super secret alien race. Slightly more thrilling.
>No, he's a homeless junkie who rooms with his friends half the time because they no bully. How 'cool' and 'something kids can look up to'. He's also a brilliant scientist - he fulfills that role far more than the one you described.
>Because what you're saying is bullshit. So kids being inspired by the fantastic element in comics is bullshit?
>Again, kids don't read comics. Again, many do.
>Goddammit, Slott, don't you have work to do?Derp.
>....So a Spider-Man comic.Spider-Man hasn't been a married man, teacher, or dad in many, many years hence why OMD happened in the first place.
>>93498998>What is the difference between a married dude and a billionaire with tons of cool gadgets?>>93499019Lots of kids read comics. Also, I can't believe you spent your youth dreaming about getting married. Do you still have your hope chest, Anon?
