Incoming God Tier roles. Play these or uninstall, ok?
Egyptologist Eddy (shits mad old, so there's thousands of guides. Get reading.)
Gunslinger Edd (spin to win)
Pebble-In-Shoe Ed, Boomerang Ed & Monster Ed (goes to show how easy it is to play this class that he has 3 God Tier specs)
Classic Kevin (do not believe the lies. Play Kevin as he was meant to be played. You are a Dork Hunter, and nothing else)
Boomerang Jimmy & Sumo Jimmy (Jimmy is described as Support/Healer. This is a trap to get women to play the game because "zomg male healer". Jimmy is a Fighter/Tank, on par with your average Rolf even before buffs)
Runway Sarah (who thought that making a class that got bonuses from COSMETIC ITEMS was a good idea? Either way, bow down to the Queen of self-buffs and single target stuns)
Beach Nazz (near-perma stun on 4 other classes? You HAVE to go Jimmy to even stand a chance against her)
Cpt. Melonhead Jonny and Urban Ranger Jonny (nothing amazing, but a master of Jack-of-all-Trades. Melonhead favors mobility and fighting, while Urban Ranger is great for PvE with utility. Keep the Plank "minion" healthy, and you're solid. (Plank does his own thing most of the time, its so wierd...))
Three-Shoe-Beating Rolf & "Classic" Son-of-a-Shepard Rolf (its hard to build Rolf wrong. Wilfred should always be your go-to minion. Rolf is DPS/Fighter, so don't be afraid to go ham (with Wilfred))
Kankers (im shit scared to play these classes, so I have no advice...)
