I want this to fail. I really do. I want this to fail so fucking hard, whoever came up with the idea will practically receive a physical slap in the face from how bad it tanks, so everyone can learn how bad of an idea it was and everyone buries this movie. I want it to fail that bad, simply because of what it represents not only in the film and animation industry, but in our dying culture. It's a sign of the end times, it's a bad omen that would last for the ages and I wish for it to be destroyed.
But it wont. It will thrive and become a blockbuster with incredibly high box office, just like boss baby. Because people will want to see their funny emojis come to life. Because people just want to see how bad it is. Because thousands of parents will go with their kids to see it so they can shut the fuck up. And not only in the united states, these kinds of movies bloom in third world countries and Latin America, it's the exact reason why there are like 5 Ice Age movies, and it's also why such a ridiculous movie like Boss Baby thrived. Fucking boss baby.
This movie will be successful, this movie will get a sequel, this movie will set an example for all other companies to follow, and there's absolutely nothing I can do to stop it.
Fuck this gay earth.