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>Go down to 7-11 for snacks one night
>Get some soda and donut holes
>On the way back home, see a possum crossing the street
>It stops and stares at me, throw it a donut hole.
>Gobbles it up
>Give it a wink, "No problem"
>It gets on it back
>"huh?"
>Spreads its legs
>"oh I uh, woah"
>starts brushing one claw across its 13 nipples while motioning me to come closer with the other claw.
>Wide eyed I go closer
>Get down on my knees
>It licks its lips and gives a toothy smile, showing all 50 of it's teeth
>Go balls deep in the middle of the road on a possum
twas a good night.
