>>92239426Sega has a strict rule for Sonic that originates in the videogames themselves. Sonic is NOT like Mario. He's not saving a damsel who is his "will they won't they" love interest.
Sonic is defined by not being like Mario so by shipping anything with Sonic you are a major retard. Besides one of the reasons Sonic has this condition is because Sega feared that a hero who worries about keeping his bitch happy would be lame in the eyes of boys. So Sonic is single and never really committed at all. It even explains why Sonic 06's story retcons itself out within the same game. Sonic is single til the franchise perishes.
Honestly it's a good policy. We've all seen the "wonders" that romance shit has brought to Samurai Jack. These days they really need to do the following criteria for cartoons:
"We need an idea."
"Hero saves a love interest."
"You are fired and black listed to boot. Get out."
