I once wrote about a third of a script for a Carmen Sandiego movie.
It starts like this:
>We see a silhouette breaking into the Louvre, , carefully avoiding motion detectors and so on
>Silhouette grabs Mona Lisa and replaces it with a fake
>is on his way out when he trips an alarm
>Lights come up, silhouette is some random guy
>out come security guards, arrest man
>cut to ACME HQ
>top recruits are called in to discuss a matter of utmost urgency with the chief
>"Last night there was a break-in at the Louvre. A man attempted to steal the Mona Lisa and replace it with a fake. In the process of returning the stolen painting, museum security discovered something startling."
>"...It was already a fake?"
>"They all were."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"Everything in the Louvre. It's all been replaced with fakes."
>"Who in the world..."
>camera cuts to a helicopter with VILE on the side in huge, black letters
>door slides open, revealing a helmeted but clearly female figure
>jumps from the helicopter, opening wingsuit, and glides toward a freeway and into the open back of a semi truck
>the door is lowered shut and lights come on in the back of the still-moving truck
>we're watching from behind
>helmet comes off, the woman gives a toss of the hair
>strips the wingsuit off, revealing more "normal" clothes
>reaches for a couple of hooks, holding a long red coat and wide-brimmed hat
>cut to our detectives at the Louvre, looking for any clues
