Not long ago in a not so distant land, I, Jack, the gun-toting Samurai of Vengeance, pursued an unspeakable evil! But a foolish assassin and her six naive sisters stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I TWOAH open a can of whoopass and let her fall off a cliff, where she cannot stop me!! Now the fool seeks to return to the hunt, and do in the Samurai that is Jacl!