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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 00:55:43 2017 No.90871573 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>90871722 >>90875117 >>90875809 >>90880352 >>90885366 >>90885592 >>90886759 >>90888562 >>90888883

/co/ What Simpsons quote makes you laugh every time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 00:59:50 No.90871722 Report

Quoted By: >>90875117

>>90871573
best part is that made me laugh even back when i had no idea what BYOB was

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:06:57 No.90871975 Report

Quoted By: >>90875749

>IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS! DAMN YOUR FEEBLE BRAIN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:08:46 No.90872032 Report

Quoted By: >>90874922 >>90880235

>I'm going to the outhouse
>...
> we don't have an outhouse
> My tool shed!

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:09:45 No.90872068 Report

Quoted By: >>90875042 >>90876023 >>90885409

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:10:50 No.90872100 Report

Quoted By: >>90873837 >>90888687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFags7Pwko

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:12:19 No.90872153 Report

Quoted By: >>90873570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcYLVdfFro

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:13:54 No.90872207 Report

Quoted By: >>90872914

what's a battle?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:14:24 No.90872228 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaUSE0kCYJw
>Ahaha, that's your picture on the front!

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:16:29 No.90872303 Report

Quoted By: >>90889848

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A
>900 DOLLARY DOOS?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:29:49 No.90872752 Report

Quoted By: >>90875014

She's got the munchies for a California cheese burger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:35:17 No.90872914 Report

Quoted By: >>90875917

>>90872207
Did that boy just say "what's that battle?" ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:38:25 No.90873015 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88

Get's me every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:40:18 No.90873073 Report

Quoted By: >>90873144 >>90891344

Gym? What's a Gym?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:42:52 No.90873144 Report

Quoted By: >>90891344

>>90873073
that one works better if you write it 'gime' or something

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:45:42 No.90873220 Report

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>It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Homer's delivery on this line is 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:46:17 No.90873241 Report

Quoted By:

The "hounds with bees in their mouth"
scene

I love when Homer gets sarcastic/indignant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:47:20 No.90873269 Report

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>Aim low. Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed.

>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:49:15 No.90873326 Report

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I could call my maw from up here

hey, maw! get off the dang roof!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 01:57:36 No.90873570 Report

Quoted By: >>90885544

>>90872153
Ah a good sit. From the highest kings, to the lowest of peasants, everyone enjoys a good sit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:04:47 No.90873792 Report

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Not so much a line but Homer's monologue to the kids about the history of rock and roll.

>Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which paved the way for Jefferson Starship! Then the stage was set for The Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some kind of hovercraft...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:06:09 No.90873830 Report

Quoted By: >>90874322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbFhOeqTzY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:06:19 No.90873837 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872100
>Fags
hahehahahea

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:23:37 No.90874322 Report

Quoted By:

>>90873830
> /s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:33:54 No.90874621 Report

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> We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LToJi5eZcQE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:44:43 No.90874922 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872032
>Later in the episode Homer is hosing out the tool shed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:48:48 No.90875014 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872752
God, that one always gets me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:50:07 No.90875042 Report

Quoted By: >>90885388

>>90872068
For the longest time, I thought that was Ned and Maude in disguise. I didn't realize it was Ned's parents until I watched the episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:50:10 No.90875043 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NgqSsEPrEQ

The way Homer yells at Grampa at the end gets me every time hes so fucking angry I love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:51:50 No.90875086 Report

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It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:53:05 No.90875117 Report

Quoted By: >>90875287

>>90871573
>>90871722
Anon it says "byobb" not "byob".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 02:59:45 No.90875287 Report

Quoted By:

>>90875117
That's a typo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:03:08 No.90875367 Report

Quoted By: >>90885834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FUVDJtiSQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:05:02 No.90875410 Report

Quoted By: >>90882390 >>90889807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:13:16 No.90875646 Report

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Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:17:12 No.90875749 Report

Quoted By:

>>90871975
Oh teacher please pick me, I'm ever so smart!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:19:32 No.90875809 Report

Quoted By:

>>90871573
Flowers
By
Irene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:22:19 No.90875885 Report

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I like big GUTS AND I CANNOT LIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:23:24 No.90875917 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872914

No, he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:26:59 No.90876023 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872068
>democratic party platform.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 03:28:40 No.90876061 Report

Quoted By:

I'm seeing double!

Four Krustys!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 05:12:09 No.90878658 Report

Quoted By: >>90880157

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 05:25:10 No.90878933 Report

Quoted By: >>90883014

>Marge: Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
>Homer: That's not how I remember it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 05:44:41 No.90879285 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjhNhM1_CmA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 06:37:13 No.90880157 Report

Quoted By:

>>90878658
Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 06:42:27 No.90880235 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872032
>The opening of the world's first two story outhouse.
>"Oh god, stop!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 06:50:58 No.90880352 Report

Quoted By: >>90883043

>>90871573
Homer is kicked out of a nightclub
>Hey what about my hat!
Random hat is thrown out
>Haha Suckers!
He runs away

I don't know the name of this episode but I loved that scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:08:09 No.90882390 Report

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>>90875410
as a scot, I can confirm the accuracy of this

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:16:31 No.90882489 Report

Quoted By:

Homer's delivery in particular gets me every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:18:16 No.90882504 Report

Quoted By: >>90882581

DENTAL PLAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:20:46 No.90882533 Report

Quoted By: >>90886181

APRIL FOO-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:24:48 No.90882581 Report

Quoted By: >>90882617

>>90882504
LILA NEEDS BRACKETS

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:27:21 No.90882614 Report

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Sir, that man ate all of our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:27:35 No.90882617 Report

Quoted By: >>90882632

>>90882581
DENTAL PLAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:28:36 No.90882632 Report

Quoted By: >>90882644

>>90882617

LILO NEEDS STITCHES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:29:48 No.90882644 Report

Quoted By: >>90882704

>>90882632
DENTAL PLAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:35:07 No.90882704 Report

Quoted By: >>90882731

>>90882644
LESLIE NEEDS CRICKETS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:37:35 No.90882731 Report

Quoted By: >>90882899

>>90882704
PLAN DENTAL

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:37:36 No.90882732 Report

Quoted By: >>90885636

OH YEAH THE TAXES

THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:43:53 No.90882800 Report

Quoted By: >>90886512

>To find Flanders, I just have to THINK like Flanders!
>"I'm a big four-eyed lame-o. And I wear the same stupid sweater every day an-"
>THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:46:38 No.90882819 Report

Quoted By: >>90888663

>we're talking about s-e-x in front of c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
>sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:54:43 No.90882899 Report

Quoted By: >>90882904

>>90882731
LISA NECESITA FRENOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 09:55:18 No.90882904 Report

Quoted By: >>90883030

>>90882899
SEGURO DENTAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 10:07:56 No.90883014 Report

Quoted By: >>90888116

>>90878933
This is one of those lines where it's funny even if you don't get the reference but once you finally realize what the reference is,it's even funnier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 10:09:25 No.90883030 Report

Quoted By:

>>90882904
LISA NECESITA UN APARATO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 10:11:26 No.90883043 Report

Quoted By: >>90891302

>>90880352
It's when Moe remodels his bar and turns it into M's. Then Homer builds a bar on his garage and manages to get REM to play on it.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:05:23 No.90884997 Report

Quoted By: >>90887995

I say this every time someone comes over to my place
its been stuck in my head since I first saw it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:38:56 No.90885366 Report

Quoted By:

>>90871573
What's -that- extra b stand for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:41:06 No.90885388 Report

Quoted By:

>>90875042
>underage

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:41:37 No.90885396 Report

Quoted By: >>90885436

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:42:38 No.90885409 Report

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>>90872068
Definitely the line I quote the most.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:44:44 No.90885436 Report

Quoted By:

>>90885396

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:54:40 No.90885544 Report

Quoted By:

>>90873570
Except InuYasha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 13:59:20 No.90885592 Report

Quoted By: >>90885750

>>90871573
>Marge! Marge!
>The doll is trying to kill me and the Toaster's been laughing at me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 14:02:16 No.90885636 Report

Quoted By:

>>90882732
god the 90s episodes were thebest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 14:10:18 No.90885750 Report

Quoted By:

>>90885592
>and pork chop night-
><MOAN>
>with be chudd night
>Chudd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 14:16:32 No.90885834 Report

Quoted By:

>>90875367
this is honestly one of my favorites
>the plan hinges entirely on the post office worker not knowing who mr. burns is, or what he looks like
>homer does a fake voice anyway

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 14:19:36 No.90885876 Report

Quoted By: >>90886702

>Iraqi's again. Launching Sidewinder missile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 14:43:00 No.90886181 Report

Quoted By:

>>90882533
that bit was absolute perfection

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 15:02:29 No.90886512 Report

Quoted By:

>>90882800
>"Oh Maggie, you're a Simpson through and through."
>*Barney's Belch*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 15:15:41 No.90886702 Report

Quoted By:

>>90885876
>this is what happens when you cut funds from the military!
>it's a good program just give it a chance!
soldiers land while trading blows

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 15:19:32 No.90886759 Report

Quoted By: >>90886851 >>90888678

>>90871573
most classic to me really is
>dad you killed the zombie Flanders!
>he was a zombie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 15:26:37 No.90886851 Report

Quoted By:

>>90886759
>The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels.

Also, I casually quote "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" pretty often.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 16:38:47 No.90887995 Report

Quoted By: >>90888062

>>90884997

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 16:42:14 No.90888060 Report

Quoted By: >>90888422 >>90888632 >>90888732

"Project Arturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a step closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're in the east coast, Hank Scorpio."

"....."

"AW, THE DENVER BRONCOS?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 16:42:16 No.90888062 Report

Quoted By:

>>90887995
Thats amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 16:45:56 No.90888116 Report

Quoted By:

>>90883014
>just googling Rashomon
You're not wrong my friend.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:03:21 No.90888422 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888060
>one of them tries catching a ball and instead has it hit him in the head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:11:30 No.90888562 Report

Quoted By: >>90888655

>>90871573
Lisa needs braces

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:15:13 No.90888632 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888060
"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good!"

"Yeah, yeah.."

"Well explain to me why it isn't."

"*sigh* You just don't understand football, Marge."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:16:15 No.90888655 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888562
Iron helps us play!

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:16:47 No.90888663 Report

Quoted By: >>90888850 >>90889458

>>90882819
In the latino version was
>we're talking about s-e-x in front of c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
>sexy children?. I though they closed that hole!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:17:50 No.90888678 Report

Quoted By:

>>90886759
QUICK! WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!
>Grampa, how did you know bart was a vampire?
He's a vampire? AAAAAAHHH

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:18:26 No.90888687 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872100
>Fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:20:16 No.90888732 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888060
Not a quote but that scene where Hank pulls a handful of sugar out of his pocket and dumps it into Homer's coffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:21:56 No.90888760 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD2r5pgLLlU

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:24:34 No.90888807 Report

Quoted By:

>Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS"
>"Hey, those are half truths!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:26:50 No.90888850 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888663
Best adaptation

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:28:05 No.90888883 Report

Quoted By: >>90889241

>>90871573
The quote still echoes in my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:43:08 No.90889208 Report

Quoted By:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1l2F1xB8Zk

One time when I was in the 4th or 5th grade I was on the playground singing this song and a Teacher heard me and I got in trouble they called my parents and suspended me from school for 2 weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:44:37 No.90889241 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888883
>NUTHIN' AT ALL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:56:06 No.90889458 Report

Quoted By:

>>90888663
sexy niños kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 17:57:40 No.90889491 Report

Quoted By:

GUESS I FOR-GOT TO P-U-U-U-T THE FOG LIGHTS IN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 18:06:31 No.90889673 Report

Quoted By:

I have three kids and no money!
Why can't I have no kids and three money?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 18:13:31 No.90889807 Report

Quoted By:

>>90875410

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 18:14:59 No.90889848 Report

Quoted By:

>>90872303
AI MISTAH PRI MINISTAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 18:17:05 No.90889904 Report

Quoted By:

Any scene with Lionel Hutz
>Yeah, but there's the truth... And the truth!
>Look at him, he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood.
>I'm not wearing a tie at all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 19:21:37 No.90891302 Report

Quoted By:

>>90883043
Thanks man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2017 19:23:30 No.90891344 Report

Quoted By:

>>90873073
Oh a gym!
>>90873144
I always pronounced it gym

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