So a guy walks into a bar with a little midget in a white suit sitting on his shoulder. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink for him and his little buddy. After a while, the bartender says
"Okay pal, I need to know, what's up with the midget?"
The guys says
"Oh this guy? He's great, watch this."
He takes the midget over to the old piano in the corner and sits him down at it, and the midget starts playing. He's fantastic. He can play anything you can imagine. People get up from their seats and crowd around the piano to watch the midget play. The man sits back down at the bar while the midget plays and finishes his drink
"That's incredible," says the bartender, "Where'd you get him?"
The man looks around, leans over the counter and pulls a little gold lamp out of his pocket.
"Right here pal. Genie in a lamp. You just rub it, whisper your wish, and presto! Here, I'll even let you use it."
The bartender's taken back. He rubs the lamp, whispers something in it, and suddenly the bar is flooded with ducks. Ducks everywhere! They're bursting out the door!
"What the hell," Says the bartender, "I wished for a million bucks!"
Man says, "Yeah, the Genie's a little hard of hearing. I mean, do you really think I wished for a two foot pianist?"