>>89808613>>89802563Hey fellas, good thing thia thread is still alive!
So you remember how Warbot started volunteering at the old folk's home? Well he ends up becoming really close with this one old lady. He takes her for walks in the park, feeds ducks, and plays games with her. All the while the old lady is smiling and laughing saying "you're my favorite refrigerator". Warbot is happy and fulfilled nontheless.
So they're having a good time for a while, until the old lady falls deathly ill. Warbot is constantly visiting her, meanwhile her family is nowhere to be seen. He brings her flowers, watches tv with her, basically trying to make the most of her last moments. The old lady relents that her family never visited her, but is thankful for Warbot and even said that he's the best friend she ever had. That she has never been happier in her life.
One day Warbot is visiting and the coroner walks out of her room. It turns out she had passed on already. Warbot attends the viewing and the funeral. Eventually an estate lawyer gets the family together to discuss the inheritance. It turns out the old lady was relatively wealthy. Warbot shows up as well.
So the lawyer reads off the will and it says:
"In my final moments, I met someone who changed my life forever. I owe him all of my happiness. Thus I leave everything I own to
my refrigerator"
Everyone laughs and the family says "Oh, that crazy old grandma!"
Warbot looks on from the back in silence.