"Uhh, that's cool and all, but Star and I aren't dating.">"... What?"
"Yeah. We're just friends.">"Why? Why aren't you dating? Don't you want the royal status? Alll the corn you can eat!"
"I'm actually okay being a normal average Joe. As for the corn... uh, we have plenty on Earth.">"... oh."
"We could maybe share?">"No no, it's fine. I just- this was supposed to break you mentally and hurt Star to her core."
"I'm pretty sure your weird barbed dick in her ass is hurting her to her core.">"Heyo!"
"Yeah, ha ha... so can I go? My girlfriend is waiting for me.">"... Yes, your girlfriend. You can go."
"Thanks. So, you're not gonna kill Star, right?">"No, she'll be fine. I'll release her soon."
"Okay. Bye Star!">"... You hear that? The sound of him leaving? To be with his GIRLFRIEND. A woman he loves, who will never be yo- ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS?!"