>>89240912Not to mention the fact that no, Dipper's parents were not going to be okay with him permanently moving in with somebody they've never met, even if he is their uncle.
How exactly was Ford expecting to explain the whole "the guy you thought was your Uncle Stanford is actually your Uncle Stanley, he's my twin brother and I'm the real Stanford, oh and I spent the last 30 years that I was missing in another universe" thing?
Dipper's parents might've been okay with him spending the summer with their con artist uncle, but they're not going to let him spend the rest of his life with their other uncle who's a total lunatic.