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>be me
>small kid, full of hope and optimism
>huge spidey-fag
>love the old spidey games
>nothing better than swinging around the city
>almost as fun as climbing to the tallest building and jumping off of it
>hear about web of shadows
>watch the trailer
>had fucking moonlight sonata in the background
>hyped beyond belief
>follow the months leading up to release date
>turns out release date was US
>i don't live in the US
>fuck
>super disappointed, genuinely sad i couldn't be the earth's greatest hero
>...
>a year or so passes
>be in shady bookstore, collecting cheap paint for some reason
>look at bargain bin
>discounted copy of Web of shadows
>good jesus lord
>beg my parents to buy it for me
>they give in and they buy it
>unbelievably excited on ride back home
>insert disk into the pc
>get BSoD
>fuck windows
>restart
>BSoD again
>insert installation disk
>how should i know where the fuck it is
>kick the fucking cpu out of anger
>here a tiny "tchhk"
>pc never turns back on
>dad pissed i broke family pc
>takes WoS away from me
>doesn't let me play pc games for years
>never got to swing around new york city ever again
to this very day, i don't know what my parents did with the game disc. i never saw it again.
