>As you know, the seat of /co/ stoood shitty for uncounted age
>The Mods decayed, the prime anons grew monsterous in their capeshit
>There on that rotting board, a man cracked the gates of /co/
>Through dank scribbles, he had recovered a fragment of good content
>He had sought to draw pictures
>But in doing so, he inherited /co/ himself
>His first action was to make battle with the prime anons, the last attendants of the mods
>he smote their ruin across the dead board
>The first producer of decent content on /co/ in a long time
>The Content-Making King, Abbadon
>With occasional threads established, it was not long before others came
>They were the ultimate masters of fun discussion and skelly-wheel posting
>Darksouls players, heavy metal lovers, and french comic enthusiasts
>They who had inherited the mod's final rules, and sought to use them for decent discussion
>They found the seat of good content no longer unoccupied
>The fruit of the first Image Publishing
>There amongst the smoking ruin of the capeshit companywars threads, they gathered
>The dreaded masters of Skellyposting who sought threads good enough to archive
>The Demianons
>And Thus did the Contenting Making King become the Funposting King
>It was the Demianons who rebuilt the great threads of the mods, and bent them to their will
>They who saught drawfags, and forged great OC about Cio and 6Juggernaught, and agreed on the memes
>They who subdued the /co/mblr-posters and stole their shitposts
>They who founded the four orders of funposts: /u/ jokes, WHEELings, Smug Solomons, Buttpeaches
>For a time they were content to remain apart from all other threads, aloft, a virtuous bi-weekly thread about motorcycle-skellies, dank memes, and poorly photoshopped OC, a virtuous society of anons
>There they coaxed many secrets from Abbadon, sharing opinions and comic recommendations for what inspired his work
>It was a fat age, ripe with learning
>it was not to last
